{"id":20126,"date":"2025-10-22T10:17:09","date_gmt":"2025-10-22T13:17:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/hame.ink\/blether\/?p=20126"},"modified":"2025-10-22T10:17:09","modified_gmt":"2025-10-22T13:17:09","slug":"the-horrors","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hame.ink\/blether\/2025\/10\/22\/the-horrors\/","title":{"rendered":"The Horrors!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"535\" src=\"https:\/\/hame.ink\/blether\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/YouTube-Horrors10-22-2025_10-04-17-1024x535.gif\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-20127\" srcset=\"https:\/\/hame.ink\/blether\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/YouTube-Horrors10-22-2025_10-04-17-1024x535.gif 1024w, https:\/\/hame.ink\/blether\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/YouTube-Horrors10-22-2025_10-04-17-300x157.gif 300w, https:\/\/hame.ink\/blether\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/YouTube-Horrors10-22-2025_10-04-17-768x401.gif 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>I accidentally looked at YouTube without being signed in, and saw the raw, unfiltered sewage of the internet.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>In other Hallowe&#8217;en-adjacent news, I made a pair of pumpkins to decorate our house, and to test out making cardboard cutouts for the outdoors.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"657\" src=\"https:\/\/hame.ink\/blether\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/pumpkin1-1024x657.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-20128\" srcset=\"https:\/\/hame.ink\/blether\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/pumpkin1-1024x657.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/hame.ink\/blether\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/pumpkin1-300x192.jpg 300w, https:\/\/hame.ink\/blether\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/pumpkin1-768x493.jpg 768w, https:\/\/hame.ink\/blether\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/pumpkin1-1536x985.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/hame.ink\/blether\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/pumpkin1.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Alas, my weatherproofing efforts were insufficient.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"722\" src=\"https:\/\/hame.ink\/blether\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/pumpkin2-1024x722.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-20129\" srcset=\"https:\/\/hame.ink\/blether\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/pumpkin2-1024x722.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/hame.ink\/blether\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/pumpkin2-300x212.jpg 300w, https:\/\/hame.ink\/blether\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/pumpkin2-768x542.jpg 768w, https:\/\/hame.ink\/blether\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/pumpkin2-1536x1084.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/hame.ink\/blether\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/pumpkin2.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>The images on the front were preserved, but the Thompsons WaterSeal wasn&#8217;t enough to protect the rest of the cardboard from getting soggy in the rain.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Back to the drawing-board!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I accidentally looked at YouTube without being signed in, and saw the raw, unfiltered sewage of the internet. 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