{"id":15776,"date":"2003-09-30T06:36:00","date_gmt":"2003-09-30T10:36:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/hame.ink\/hameblog\/2003\/09\/30\/birthday\/"},"modified":"2025-09-12T07:49:47","modified_gmt":"2025-09-12T10:49:47","slug":"birthday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hame.ink\/blether\/2003\/09\/30\/birthday\/","title":{"rendered":"Birthday"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yesteday was my birthday. I&#8217;d gone to bed naked so I could wake up in my birthday suit, just the way I&#8217;d been born. Then, to celebrate, I worked. I figured that represented what my life is about: I got to be a writer for the day. In the evening, I met with my friend Sergio, and we talked about writing and the meaning of life (like, seriously) over a pint. I wanted to meet with a friend and, rather than doing the freak-out birthday thing of getting all depressed about how old I am and what life I should be having instead, I acknowledged the life that I do have, and the things that I have done. And you know, thirty-five is pretty cool. I&#8217;ve done a lot of neat stuff that I&#8217;m proud of, and I love my life.<\/p>\n<p>***<br \/>\nI just deked out to my doctor&#8217;s office to have blood taken. They took six vials of the stuff, which was fine, but by the time I was leaving, I felt woozy and had to sit down for a bit until &#8212; I guess &#8212; my body made up the difference or balanced something. It made me realise how unrealistic action movies are. &#8220;It&#8217;s okay, I&#8217;ve just been shot through the shoulder, but I can finish running around and fighting until the climax of the movie is over and the ambulance comes.&#8221; No way. If the hero lost than a little bit of the stuff, he&#8217;d be throwing up and falling down like a little girl. (You know, little girls that throw up and fall down &#8212; one of those.)<\/p>\n<p>***<br \/>\nOh. Funniest thing I&#8217;ve seen in a long time: the intro to the 2003 MTV Movie Awards. It&#8217;s a spoof on &#8220;The Matrix:Reloaded&#8221;, and last night I played the audio over the phone to an old friend and we were crying laughing about it. Of course, he&#8217;d called me at 1AM when I was asleep, so I wasn&#8217;t completely <em>compos mentis<\/em> to begin with. Find it, download it.<\/p>\n<p>The friend who called was Tim Howar. We go back a long way, and now we&#8217;re both over here in Britain. He&#8217;s rehearsing a show now based on Rod Stewart songs which will be opening on the West End in London at the end of November. I&#8217;m going down to see him, a) because he&#8217;s my bud, and b) because he&#8217;s going to rock in it. He is one of the most singularly talented people I&#8217;ve ever known. I&#8217;ve been very lucky that way, meeting folks who are not only good people, they&#8217;re also very good at what they do.<\/p>\n<p>Which reminds me, my friend Kirsten Koza found me here on the web and contacted me out of the blue. It&#8217;s been great catching up, reclaiming a whole chunk of my life that had slipped away. She&#8217;s got a book coming out soon called <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/exec\/obidos\/ASIN\/0888012829\/qid%3D1064929197\/sr%3D11-1\/ref%3Dsr%5F11%5F1\/002-9740403-7469639\"><em>Lost in Moscow<\/em><\/a>. Knowing her, I&#8217;m sure it&#8217;s going to be caustically funny.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yesteday was my birthday. I&#8217;d gone to bed naked so I could wake up in my birthday suit, just the way I&#8217;d been born. Then, to celebrate, I worked. I figured that represented what my life is about: I got to be a writer for the day. 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