{"id":15775,"date":"2003-10-11T13:58:00","date_gmt":"2003-10-11T17:58:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/hame.ink\/hameblog\/2003\/10\/11\/funk\/"},"modified":"2025-09-12T07:49:47","modified_gmt":"2025-09-12T10:49:47","slug":"funk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hame.ink\/blether\/2003\/10\/11\/funk\/","title":{"rendered":"Funk"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I\u2019m in a crappy mood and I want to tear the world in half like a phonebook. Lucky for the world, I haven\u2019t yet mastered the phonebook trick.<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p>I learned last night that I\u2019m not getting credit for the book I\u2019ve been working on with the company I do copywriting for. This is totally fair: it\u2019s been edited heavily since I worked on it. I\u2019m also not so attached to the idea of being a non-fiction writer. These weren\u2019t my ideas, I didn\u2019t shape the project, and my commitment is more to the book being good and valuable (which I truly believe it will be) than to promoting myself.<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p>Still\u2026 I am a writer, I thought I was going to be published, and now I\u2019m not. That just plain sucks, and there\u2019s no way around it.<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019ve asked them to take my name off it completely. If I\u2019m going to be a ghostwriter, I should be that, and keep things clear so that there can\u2019t be these kinds of misunderstandings or disappointments.<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p>Time to put my head down and concentrate on finishing my own book. I\u2019d like a castle right next to JK\u2019s, and I\u2019ll have my orchestra keep playing loud into the night.<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p>My novel is coming along well, actually, and I\u2019m really happy with my progress. I wrote all of Chapter Sixteen on Sunday, which surprised me.<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p>I had acupuncture today. That was neat, having this woman stick long, thin needles into my thumbs, calves, and feet. Did it do anything? I have no idea. When I used to do Aikido, I had no doubt that there was something to this notion of energy: I could go into that class in any state of mind, and I\u2019d come out feeling like a breeze in a field. Judging from my mood today, I\u2019d say that doesn\u2019t apply here.<\/p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I\u2019m in a crappy mood and I want to tear the world in half like a phonebook. Lucky for the world, I haven\u2019t yet mastered the phonebook trick. I learned last night that I\u2019m not getting credit for the book I\u2019ve been working on with the company I do copywriting for. This is totally fair: [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15775","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hame.ink\/blether\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15775","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hame.ink\/blether\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hame.ink\/blether\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hame.ink\/blether\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hame.ink\/blether\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15775"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/hame.ink\/blether\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15775\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hame.ink\/blether\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15775"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hame.ink\/blether\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15775"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hame.ink\/blether\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15775"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}