{"id":15729,"date":"2006-12-26T02:40:00","date_gmt":"2006-12-26T07:40:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/hame.ink\/hameblog\/2006\/12\/26\/happy-lumpmas\/"},"modified":"2025-09-12T07:49:46","modified_gmt":"2025-09-12T10:49:46","slug":"happy-lumpmas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hame.ink\/blether\/2006\/12\/26\/happy-lumpmas\/","title":{"rendered":"Happy Lumpmas"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/hame.ink\/blether\/wp-content\/uploads\/posts\/958\/happy-lumpmas0.jpg.webp\" alt=\"Fundraiser lights in Rustico\"><\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p>(Me in front of a house in Rustico, PEI &#8212; part cold, part stunned by the yard-full of decorations.)<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p>&lt;<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p>p&gt;<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p>Ah, bliss. I&#8217;m with my family, getting through the pile of books I brought with me, and doing lots of nothing.<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p>&lt;<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p>p&gt;<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p>I know I&#8217;m relaxed because I&#8217;m laughing at everything, especially my brother&#8217;s dog, with her moans of pleasure or tiredness, and her swamp-gas farting.<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" src=\"https:\/\/hame.ink\/blether\/wp-content\/uploads\/posts\/958\/happy-lumpmas1.jpg.webp\" alt=\"\"><\/div><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(Me in front of a house in Rustico, PEI &#8212; part cold, part stunned by the yard-full of decorations.) &lt; p&gt; Ah, bliss. I&#8217;m with my family, getting through the pile of books I brought with me, and doing lots of nothing. &lt; p&gt; I know I&#8217;m relaxed because I&#8217;m laughing at everything, especially my [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15729","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hame.ink\/blether\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15729","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hame.ink\/blether\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hame.ink\/blether\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hame.ink\/blether\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hame.ink\/blether\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15729"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/hame.ink\/blether\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15729\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hame.ink\/blether\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15729"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hame.ink\/blether\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15729"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hame.ink\/blether\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15729"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}