{"id":15408,"date":"2012-03-29T06:09:00","date_gmt":"2012-03-29T10:09:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/hame.ink\/hameblog\/2012\/03\/29\/goodbye-car\/"},"modified":"2025-09-12T07:50:14","modified_gmt":"2025-09-12T10:50:14","slug":"goodbye-car","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hame.ink\/blether\/2012\/03\/29\/goodbye-car\/","title":{"rendered":"Goodbye, car"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The reason we went to Inverness this weekend was to buy a car.<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p>Old Car, thank you for not killing us. I tried to drive you, but you were a bugger. Still, you showed us lots of nice stuff.<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p>New Car, welcome to the family. Please don\u0092t kill us. I hope we have lots of nice times together. Because I was there when we got you, somehow I feel more like you belong to me, and am inclined to learn how to ride you.<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p>I still wish there was a better alternative to everyone owning a car and endlessly burning up petrol. But this was a necessity for Craig\u0092s work, because the old car could barely crawl up the 13% incline of the Berridale Brae, which he travels a few times a week, and it had trouble overtaking tractors and such quickly, which is important on our tiny, deadly roads.<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p>Cars, mortgages&#8230; this husband is dragging me into western adulthood!<\/p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The reason we went to Inverness this weekend was to buy a car. Old Car, thank you for not killing us. I tried to drive you, but you were a bugger. Still, you showed us lots of nice stuff. New Car, welcome to the family. Please don\u0092t kill us. I hope we have lots of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15408","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hame.ink\/blether\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15408","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hame.ink\/blether\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hame.ink\/blether\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hame.ink\/blether\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hame.ink\/blether\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15408"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/hame.ink\/blether\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15408\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hame.ink\/blether\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15408"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hame.ink\/blether\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15408"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hame.ink\/blether\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15408"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}