{"id":15238,"date":"2015-07-14T11:27:00","date_gmt":"2015-07-14T15:27:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/hame.ink\/hameblog\/2015\/07\/14\/now-serving-elephant-sandwich\/"},"modified":"2025-09-12T07:50:35","modified_gmt":"2025-09-12T10:50:35","slug":"now-serving-elephant-sandwich","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hame.ink\/blether\/2015\/07\/14\/now-serving-elephant-sandwich\/","title":{"rendered":"Now Serving Elephant Sandwich"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Whenever I\u2019m facing a daunting task, my mom reminds me: \u201cHow do you eat an elephant? One bite at a time.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p>Never mind that doing such a thing would be immoral and unappetizing; I take her point.<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p>Last night, we e-mailed off still more scanned ID to the owner of a flat we\u2019re hoping to rent, and Craig got his visa photos taken yesterday. There are lots and lots and lots of elephant-bites involved in moving internationally, with as-yet-uncertain outcomes, but we&#8217;re getting through it all, bit by bit.<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m looking forward to the part where we can actually have fun doing all the things there are to do here!<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m drinking green slop for breakfast, &#8217;cause I&#8217;m trying to change my ways now that I&#8217;m here. No more cake and coffee in European cafes; no more stress-eating while working from home.<\/p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Whenever I\u2019m facing a daunting task, my mom reminds me: \u201cHow do you eat an elephant? One bite at a time.\u201d Never mind that doing such a thing would be immoral and unappetizing; I take her point. Last night, we e-mailed off still more scanned ID to the owner of a flat we\u2019re hoping to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15238","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hame.ink\/blether\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15238","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hame.ink\/blether\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hame.ink\/blether\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hame.ink\/blether\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hame.ink\/blether\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15238"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/hame.ink\/blether\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15238\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hame.ink\/blether\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15238"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hame.ink\/blether\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15238"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hame.ink\/blether\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15238"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}