{"id":14455,"date":"2023-09-29T15:17:00","date_gmt":"2023-09-29T19:17:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/hame.ink\/hameblog\/2023\/09\/29\/55\/"},"modified":"2025-09-12T07:50:57","modified_gmt":"2025-09-12T10:50:57","slug":"55","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hame.ink\/blether\/2023\/09\/29\/55\/","title":{"rendered":"55"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure class=\"post__image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/hame.ink\/blether\/wp-content\/uploads\/posts\/1872\/Journal-2023_104-1.png.webp\" alt=\"Rough cartoon of Craig giving birthday presents to Hamish with the dog, Doug, watching on\" width=\"505\" height=\"262\"><\/figure>\n<p>Craig had Alexa play &#8220;Happy Birthday to You&#8221; this morning; I came downstairs to a table full of presents.<\/p>\n<p>My food processor broke a few months ago, so my present from Craig was a spiffy new blender\/processor. It&#8217;s quite a bit more powerful than what I had, though, so I accidentally made <em>hummus soup<\/em>. Whoops!<\/p>\n<p>Take two (Saturday morning):<\/p>\n<figure class=\"post__image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/hame.ink\/blether\/wp-content\/uploads\/posts\/1872\/Scan2023-09-30_122807J.jpg.webp\" alt=\"Diary comic: Talking to friends on my 55th birthday\" width=\"1000\" height=\"1166\"><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Craig had Alexa play &#8220;Happy Birthday to You&#8221; this morning; I came downstairs to a table full of presents. My food processor broke a few months ago, so my present from Craig was a spiffy new blender\/processor. It&#8217;s quite a bit more powerful than what I had, though, so I accidentally made hummus soup. Whoops! [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14455","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hame.ink\/blether\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14455","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hame.ink\/blether\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hame.ink\/blether\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hame.ink\/blether\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hame.ink\/blether\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14455"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/hame.ink\/blether\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14455\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hame.ink\/blether\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14455"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hame.ink\/blether\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14455"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hame.ink\/blether\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14455"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}