{"id":14450,"date":"2023-11-13T12:12:00","date_gmt":"2023-11-13T17:12:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/hame.ink\/hameblog\/2023\/11\/13\/stay-sharp-consumer\/"},"modified":"2025-09-12T07:50:57","modified_gmt":"2025-09-12T10:50:57","slug":"stay-sharp-consumer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hame.ink\/blether\/2023\/11\/13\/stay-sharp-consumer\/","title":{"rendered":"Stay Sharp, Consumer!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I am unreasonably happy about this pencil sharpener I bought at The Bookmark yesterday. It gives you five different lengths\/angles you can sharpen at, from short &amp; stubby (good for coloured pencils) to long and thin (for sketching pencils).<\/p>\n<figure class=\"post__image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/hame.ink\/blether\/wp-content\/uploads\/posts\/1879\/OIP.png.webp\" alt=\"Image of a fancy Japanese pencil sharpener\" width=\"474\" height=\"360\"><\/figure>\n<p>I think I&#8217;m as excited about this $8 sharpener as some guys would be about a Lamborghini. Except you can&#8217;t make anything with a Lambo.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am unreasonably happy about this pencil sharpener I bought at The Bookmark yesterday. It gives you five different lengths\/angles you can sharpen at, from short &amp; stubby (good for coloured pencils) to long and thin (for sketching pencils). I think I&#8217;m as excited about this $8 sharpener as some guys would be about a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14450","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hame.ink\/blether\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14450","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hame.ink\/blether\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hame.ink\/blether\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hame.ink\/blether\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hame.ink\/blether\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14450"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/hame.ink\/blether\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14450\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hame.ink\/blether\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14450"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hame.ink\/blether\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14450"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hame.ink\/blether\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14450"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}