• August 2005

    Gutted & retarded.
    Tuesday, August 30, 2005 , 10:07 AM

    I just got an e-mail from a publishing house of the editor who loved Idea in Stone: He doesn’t work there anymore. And they’re not commissioning any new fiction.

    So, there’s two years of correspondence and waiting down the toilet. I begin again. A few weeks ago, I sent a cool letter to the publisher he’d recommended the book to, with little tear-off responses and a stamped envelope. No reply. This is a bastard of an industry to try to have a relationship with.

    ~


    Lately I’ve been getting into bookbinding. It’s a real craft, and I love it. For one, it’s very rewarding seeing my work — like this collection of my short stories — bound together, made readable in a form I could just hand to someone. What’s also very motivating about doing this is how much improvement I’m able to make in the process with each subsequent effort.

    ~

    You know, about all this business of wanting to be published, and whatever other goals haven’t happened yet, I had a thought last night in bed: Yes, but if you’d already figured out how to do everything you want to be able do in life, you wouldn’t still be here.

    ~

    Last night I was out with my friend Robert. I met him through the ‘citizen’s advocacy’ group Powerful Partnerships. Thing is, though, now we’re really just friends. Yeah, I’m helping him get moved out — slowly but surely — to a place of his own, in the community. But last night I got some perspective on the friendship we’d formed.

    We were at a pub, having our usual weekly night out, over a drink and some nibbles, when a woman tottered over to us. She was young and fairly well put together, but she was steaming drunk. She blurrily introduced herself to us, then proceeded to stare at Robert, at me, at Robert, at me…

    She was trying to suss out why we were together. “So you’re a befriender?” This is a term Powerful Partnerships really tries to play down. I’m not sure what the connotations are, historically, but for me, it’s an icky word, like you’re doing someone a favour. “I’m condescending to befriend you [because otherwise you would be friendless].” She asked at one point if we wanted a drink, and said she could get a receipt for me — so I could write it off, you see, because she’s a social worker, and she understands that I’m doing charity work.

    Only I wasn’t. I was there with my friend.

    Then it got worse: She started hitting on me, asking me for particulars about my life. I squirmed, turned red (she informed me), but she wouldn’t let go. She asked me out, I gently declined. “Why not?” Now, a ‘no’ in this situation is not something you should ever ask for more detail about.

    I didn’t want to get into the whole “Because I like men” thing, because Robert and I haven’t had that conversation, and don’t need to, ’cause it’s got f*-all to do with our relationship.

    Then she asked for my mobile number, letting me know that she was going to call it right away to see if it was real. So I gave it her, but I felt comfortable enough doing so, because she was so blootered she had no memory. She’d asked the same questions of us at least three times each. “Where do you stay? Where do you work? What do you do?” and answering “That’s so exciting; I’m so jealous” to whatever the answer was.

    The real object lesson for me here was that here’s someone with me who’s labelled as having a learning disability, and he’s handling the situation better than either of us other two, keeping conversation going, redirecting it to comfortable topics, asking questions. Then Drunk Sharon would repeat herself, or completely lose her mental bookmark and just stare.

    In short, she was acting retarded.

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    w00t! w00t!
    Friday, August 26, 2005 , 9:28 PM

    I’m back online!

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    How interesting…
    Friday, August 19, 2005 , 10:56 PM

    I went to a meeting this evening in a crabby mood. The broadband connection has become a huge hassle, I stepped in dog shite today, I had to stitch up my now-cleaned-of-dog-shite expensive fair trade trainers, and then just about everyone for this meeting tonight of the ‘zinesters, the Dunderheids, had cancelled.
    But once I got talking to Sergio Lupia and Phil MacLean, the two Dunderheids who showed up, I got excited about the idea of creating something together again, a creative collective work of invention. Sergio had tons of ideas that sparked my imagination and Phil immediately had ideas for photos he could take (and he takes good photos). I left the meeting charged, and with my mood changed.
    I left them after our meeting and went to Palmyra Pizza for a feta salad, where the staff greeted me as soon as I went in the door. It’s fun to have places where the staff know and like you. That’s a good part of the urban experience.
    Then I walked to George Street and went to The Assembly Rooms, where I had a drink upstairs in one of the bars. I started reading the book that my editor, Cath, finished yesterday, called “The Laws of Lifetime Growth”. Not surprisingly ’cause it’s hers, the book is beautiful, like a poem celebrating the least junk-cluttered, most alive version of this existence.
    I walked from there along George Street, stopped by a group of people gathered around a pipe band. The pipers wore wild kilts like camouflage and plastic. They soon piped up with big, blaring, rousing traditional Scots tunes, and a group of us followed them into the Wetherspoons bar (an old bank) and listened to them blast stirring tunes until they finished, and we all hooted and whistled our appreciation.
    From there, I went to the Edinburgh Book Festival grounds, a series of temporary walkways and tents set out in Edinburgh’s Charlotte Square. Everything was shut except for a wooden big top nightclub that had been called the Moulin Rouge (in much the same way that the Fringe Festival this year has a Las Vegas theme: the place doesn’t know how to celebrate its wonderful self), a signing tent, and a book store.
    I wandered around the book store, learning more about the state of Scottish publishing than I could have from hours of poring over publishing guides and websites. My deduction: No publisher in Scotland but 11|9 is producing the kind of book I wrote. Time for me to write them again, rather than doing a scattershot appeal to people who…
    At work we do this thing called “The Experience Transformer”. Dan Sullivan wisely says “You can’t change the past, but you can change the value of it by learning from your experiences.” So in this exercise, you capture the lessons of an experience and turn them into a new way of doing things for the future. What have I learnt from submitting my novel to people who’ve liked it and people who’ve rejected it? Don’t send my work to people who haven’t already shown that they like other kinds of work! It seems obvious, but in my zeal to share my stories, and with the market so thin, it’s tempting to send to every shop that’s still open. But that’s pointless if they’re not the sort of people who like that sort of thing.
    I bought a glass of appley-tasting white beer and continued reading “The Laws of Lifetime Growth”. A woman next to me was complaining to a man about some relative of his, and the whinge of it was jarring, so, eager to hold onto the spirit of my evening, I moved outside and kept reading until I got too chilled.
    And now I’m in a Starbucks (less interesting, but a lemonade is a pound cheaper than a beer). Fireworks exploded over the castle as I walked over here.
    I’m waiting to hear from Flatmate Dave, ’cause the plan is to hook up with his friend Karen and her friend Allen — two comedians in Edinburgh for the Fringe whom I’ve got to know. From Karen I’ve got a glimpse of how serious a career comedy is, like acting, but more raw (bookings, blacklistings, and stolen jokes). And from Allen I’ve got a glimpse of what it is to be on the cusp of becoming a favoured son of the media. He’s funny (very funny — a relief, when we saw his show, after already having had many drinks with him on Sunday), and his star is rising.
    “Just to let you know, we’re going to be closing up very soon,” a barista said to us just now. Gotta go.
    P.S. Ran out of stuff to do on my own; looks like plans have fallen through. Two pints serves either as a primer or a sedative.
    It’s a full moon. Feels like it.

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    F*!
    , 4:42 PM

    The British customer service model: “We f* it up, you get to solve it! Just call a dozen handy numbers.”
    BT screwed up: no broadband for another week.
    More standing outside the café down the street, picking up and sending my messages through their window. That, or enduring the endless BobMarley-thon of The Forest Café.
    The rain from my ceiling has stopped: I left a letter for the people upstairs asking them to stop using the shower in that room until the plumbing is fixed. That was such a relief, getting to sleep through the early morning.
    This is surprisingly draining, this business of arguing with people on the phone. I need to have a nap.

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    Goodbye, Patrick
    Sunday, August 14, 2005 , 2:51 PM

    My mum relayed some news to me yesterday: She read in the paper that my third year Acting professor at Dalhousie University, Patrick Christopher, died recently of a sudden stroke.
    Each year I had a different teacher, due, I suppose now, to university politics. While disruptive to the school, it was good for me, because each year I happened to get exactly the right person for that stage in my development.
    In first year, it was Kelly Handerek, who smashed my teenage identity on the floor and made me consciously reconstruct something new — an accountable, intelligent, dedicated person who had his own personal sense of taste. Kelly was vicious in his methods, but I can’t deny that I’m better for his influence in my life.
    My prof in second year was Brian McKay, who taught me how to be a showman. His background was musical theatre, and at that point that’s the kind of work I was being hired to do each summer. I saw a videotape a while back of my first professional performance, the summer before I studied with him, and I looked like a plank of wood in a costume. Brian showed me how to turn up the volume and have fun with the work.
    Patrick, though, he taught me to be an artist. I just reread my notes from my year with him — surprisingly little written down, given how easy it still is for me to conjure up his instruction.
    The thrust of his teaching was that we must have something at stake in the work to transcend it and make it into art. You can’t fake it or “act”, he insisted. “Actors in Canada, you’re all trying to reduce it, to do this Japanese flower arranging acting. You seem to think that it’s a war. You win when you have control and you only make little sounds with your mouth and little indications with your arms, and you lose when you lose control. It’s the opposite. You want to lose this war. You have to sit out there, saying, ‘Lose it! Lose it!’”
    “Grenade ping-pong” is how he referred to scenework. He had infinite patience for our discomforts, but burned to make us get the stakes in what we were doing. One day he had each of us hold a coin behind our back, and as we did the scene, we tried to get the other person’s coin. It was a perfect metaphor for dramatic tension. “Story is conflict,” as they say, and there’s an element of ‘schadenfreude’ to all good work: we want to see things happen that cost something for the people they’re happening to. I suppose this makes us feel better that life costs us, too.
    “Never do yourself the disservice of not being connected, passionate,” Patrick said. “That’s why you’re doing it in the first place.”
    “Even in the most passing conversation,” I wrote in my journal, “Patrick always sounds like he’s on edge, ready to have an EEK. How does he do that?” An “EEK” was one of my discoveries that year, a kinesthetic geyser-gush of emotion and presence, usually due in my case to the overstress of the workload — acting classes, dance, singing, and elective subjects, along with rehearsals every night and all weekend. I’d break down from not being prepared or being overtired, and suddenly find a new ability within a scene. But Patrick lived healthily in this place. He was an immensely tall and broad-shouldered man with a wavy mop of rust-coloured hair, and always spoke in a booming or urgently whispered voice as if everything depended on this… single… moment.
    And it does.
    Thanks, Patrick. I hope you’d still give the life I’m living a passing grade.
    This morning I woke up thinking about what book I’m going to write next, and I had a distinct, clear thought in my head: You have to write about the things you love.
    It’s so clear and easy, yet it’s been eluding me as I’ve been absently trying in the back of my mind to come up with clever or unassailable or culturally-relevant topics to write about. But this makes more sense than anything: The things I love are the only things I can write about with any kind of conviction or honesty.
    I knew this when I was an actor, and I knew it because of Patrick. It’s good to be reminded again; I’m just sad it had to be because of this.

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    Happy, rainy Saturday.
    Saturday, August 13, 2005 , 3:40 PM

    I woke up this morning to the sounds that precede the drip, which then, inevitably, started. Instead of calling the landlord, though, I had a brainstorm: Go upstairs!
    I did, and the tenant there had heard nothing of this. He was very friendly, and resolved to me to get it fixed right away.
    Yay! The wondrous power of communication.
    ~
    Last night, the Friday Gang came around to Gardner’s Crescent, and ten people fit easily into the living room, and at one point four different people were chopping and cooking in the kitchen at once without so much as bumping elbows.
    What a flat!
    ~
    I had my Saturday call with my beloved parents. I got to interview my dad about a story that might be included in the new book from work, based on an episode from his life as a social worker. That man has such integrity, and he’s a great storyteller, too. I love him.
    Now it’s quarter to three, and I’ve got the rest of the afternoon free. Wahey!

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    First week in the new flat.
    , 10:19 AM

    It’s Friday, the end of my first work-week in the new flat. I’m not sure what it is — coming back from Toronto with lots of new ideas, the new space, or what — but I’ve had an incredible amount of creative energy this week, and have been able to do lots with it.
    Last night, I put a ‘clothesline’ of my doodles up in my room. I’m not sure if I’m going to keep it there — cartoons are not what I’m focused on — but at least I’m finally using all those old drawings for *something*.
    I also wrote a cheeky and (I think) creatively-packaged follow-up letter to the editor I’d been referred to. I figure it’s been several months, so I’ve nothing to lose.
    Instead of being all serious about it, I decided to have fun putting it together. I suppose this is how I should always approach these things.
    ~
    Oh, and just to be clear (even though she’s dead and won’t have been offended), Brenda Ueland’s book on writing is one of the *good* ones out there. That wasn’t clear in my last post.
    ~
    The Friday Gang is coming here this evening in just a little while, so I should close here and finish up the work I was doing.

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    Lunchmeat
    Thursday, August 11, 2005 , 1:00 PM

    Getting ready for bed just now, I looked at the ‘marble’ in my bathroom. Have you ever seen the Visible Human project? In it, an executed prisoner was frozen, cut into terrifically narrow slices, then digital scans were made of those slices. The end result is a computer model of a human being you can walk through in layers of beigey, grey, red, and pink meat. Well, my bathroom wall looks a bit like that.
    ~
    I made a book!
    Last night I had my first chance to try my hand at bookbinding, so I printed out my second novel and made a physical copy of it. From time to time, friends have asked to read it, but very few people are willing to print out a 300-page Word document, or to read it onscreen. Also, I wanted this story to exist in the world somewhere. And after several hours of printing, folding, cutting, stitching, and glueing, it’s alive!
    Flatmate Dave scored big points by expressing excitement about reading it when I presented the finished product today.
    Tonight I made a second book, a compilation volume of the short stories I’ve written, and bound that, applying what I learned from last night’s effort.
    While stitching pages together at my new desk, I thought of the opening sequence of the movie Seven, and similar scenes from movies about people who are supposed to be dangerously obsessive and crazy. I know that these scenes are supposed to engender fear or revulsion in us, but I have to confess that they always make me think “How industrious!” Oh, they may be crazy, but they know their own minds, and (thanks to an art department) so can anyone who steps into their space. I like the idea of that. But I promise I won’t make anything out of skin.
    ~
    My ceiling drips.
    The landlord’s been told.
    Meanwhile, tonight I’ve set up a bowl with a face-cloth — another attempt to dampen the sound so I’m not awakened by water torture when the people upstairs have their showers at 6AM.
    ~
    It’s weird having to walk across town to use the internet, like making trips to the local post office.
    ~
    I just read a little book of tips on getting published. It’s one of two books on writing I bought when I was back in Canada. Both were rubbish. More specifically, they were filled with aphorisms and “insights” that are obvious to anyone who’s a career writer.
    They’re also maddeningly vague. I thought I was going to get a bucketful of ideas to help me get into writing my next round of query letters, but instead I got all this high-flying doublespeak nonsense. Blyeech.
    There are good books on writing, but I think I already have all the ones I need. I’ve learned a lot from them, and can keep referring to them. But this other sort…
    Here. This is a bit from Brenda Ueland’s “If You Want to Write” (a title which should be italicised, I know, but I’m submitting this post by e-mail, and that breaks any HTML I put in; forgive me). In this passage, she perfectly describes this kind of airy, empty advice about constant rewriting and straining to please editors:
    “But all this has absolutely nothing to do with you as a writer. It is a Committee that is writing. And just as somebody said that it must have been a Committee that made a camel, the finished result will not be any good. It will only be a great elaboration of an utter lack of talent. ‘Brain-spun,’ Tolstoy called it. Insincere, false, fake, untrue. But worse than that and utterly damning and most annihilating of all, it will be uninteresting!”(If You Want to Write, by Brenda Ueland, from the preface to the second edition)
    It reminds me of the “How to Get Published” event I attended at the Edinburgh Book Festival last year, at which a prominent local agent and other industry folk spent the first fifteen minutes making fun of query letters they’d received — in front of the very people who write those letters. They went on to suggest that writers should spend their time reading publishing industry journals, reports, and magazines. Then they concluded by saying that they’re all too busy to read manuscripts — except for one, who seemed to remember where new work comes from and was young enough to still be interested. The talk was thoughtless and graceless, and beyond that, it presented very bad advice.
    When I got back to Edinburgh this month, I found a rejection letter in the post. I’m still not sure how to take the editor’s remarks:
    “I think you are a decent writer, and are clearly focussed on a writing career, but I’m afraid that this novel didn’t really work for me.”
    Fair enough. And it doesn’t bear thinking about overmuch — a bit like asking someone out and being told they don’t fancy you. There’s nothing to do with that but move on; it doesn’t mean you shouldn’t exist.
    Meanwhile, another editor had already said to me in our correspondence:- “I love Idea in Stone…”- “I love your wit, the subject matter and the perspective of the central character, and found some of the scenes really very striking…”- “I have faith in your work. I know I will see Idea in Stone in print some day.”
    So the whole thing’s made up, really. There’s no point trying to second-guess or change my writing to try to be pleasing. I have a head full of possible worlds, and that’s the only thing I need to rely on in this career. Yeah, my stuff is weird, but I think there are a lot of people who like weird.
    I said I wasn’t going to overthink this. Besides, I told myself that the next year is just about creating whatever I want to without thinking about the market.
    ~
    Bedtime.

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    Gardner’s Crescent
    Wednesday, August 10, 2005 , 5:30 PM

    You know what’s fun? Company.

    I just made a mullagatawny soup, desperate to eat plain grub after a month of seafood and rich restaurant meals. While I cooked, I had someone to talk with. Dave read on the sofa and we kibbitzed while I cooked. Of course, we could barely hear each other because the space between the kitchen area and the living room is a vast plain.

    ~

    Yesterday morning, Patrick, Philip, and Liz came around to my place. All my belongings were piled in the middle of the living room at the Albion Street tenement — disturbingly multiplied since I came over from Canada with three kit bags and two boxes. The others and I filled Patrick’s and Philip’s cars, and in no time we’d moved everything over to the new flat.

    I dreaded having to pack everything, and moving seemed even worse, but it went quickly, and having a lift on this end was a lot nicer than asking people to schlepp things up two flights of stairs.

    Philip went to take care of his neice, and Patrick suggested a trip to Ikea. The thought had crossed my mind, but moving was as much as I’d hoped for. £300 later, and at 2AM, Patrick left my place, having assembled a giant desk with storeys of shelving to it, along with some bookcases and a unit to make a useless kitchen cupboard into a pantry. In-between Fringe shows, Liz also pitched in to help build things. These two sickos actually like doing this stuff.

    I repaid them meagrely with a meal out at one of the many nearby restaurants, insisting on pizza and beer, as that’s the going rate for help moving. Throughout the day, I referred to them as my minions, but the truth is that I took a lot of direction from them.

    I’m sitting in my new room now, and I have to say that I’m impressed. I always wanted to live in a hotel, and this kinda feels like that. My marbled bathroom with aworking shower, the clean lines to the walls and giant cupboards — it’s a big step up from what I’m used to. I was worrying a bit about sharing again after so much time on my own, but after seeing Geoff and Dave again, and getting to chat to each of them, I realise this is a good thing for me. This flat is so big, and we all have our own bathrooms, so we don’t really have to see much of each other if we don’t want to!

    Good times.

    It was a bit disorientating, walking across town to meet Dave for a Fringe show earlier this evening: I tried to take a shortcut and got a bit turned around. And I feel… unrooted, less real, like the wind could change and I would blow away. On the positive side, though, it’s like getting to move to Edinburgh all over again.

    ~

    My last night in the Albion Road flat, someone decided to hold a “funky porn music” band practice at midnight. And the landings had a Hansel & Gretel trail of kitty litter to the other noisy neighbours’ flat. Buh-bye, neighbours.

    As I lay in bed that night, I looked up at the ceiling and wondered what the ultimate fate of the building would be. Would it be demolished to make way for some modern dwelling? Or (and I preferred thinking about this possibility) might it stand until some day thousands of years from now when the sun expanded and burnt all life off the face of the earth?

    I don’t know, but I have to remember to call the City Council, or else I’ll continue paying tax on it until then.

    ~

    I’ve seen three shows in the Fringe this year, and —shocker! — I enjoyed them all!

    The first was Pam Ann, a show featuring an airline stewardess comedienne. She was very funny, stringing together an brilliant sequence of well-observed moments about airline travel (complete with a few topical Air France asides), along with some clever audience interaction. I’d consider seeing this again, which is really saying something for me.

    Friday night was Jeremy Lion, a children’s performer with a troubled past, who starts with good intentions, but is soon swigging actual cans of beer and shots from liquor bottles — which he passes through the audience, and damned if he isn’t drinking the real stuff. He may well die within the next five years, but in the meantime he puts on a funny show. “Funny-wrong” would be the category I’d put this in, and I like that.

    Today’s show was called The Caesar Twins, and features a pair of Polish acrobat brothers who impossibly lift and twist and hold and hang and swim for an hour. The ethos of the show was hideously tacky — think Eurovision Song Contest meets a men’s freestyle mat competition. But the things they do are astounding — well beyond the human capabilities of, say, a writer who’s just come back from an extended vacation.

    ~

    I don’t know when I’ll be able to post this. I managed to get everything unpacked and put away between last night and this morning — something I had to do before I could get on with my life — but the one last thing to sort out is an internet connection for the flat. EEEK!

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    Scotland is cool.
    Thursday, August 04, 2005 , 1:15 PM

    This morning I dreamt of zombies — and with good reason: yesterday I felt like one. My flight from Canada was four hours late leaving, due to extreme thunderstorms and an exploding Air France plane. The last of my summer snaps shows what that looked like to me as an eyewitness at the airport:

    Summer snaps.

    ~

    My last few days were packed with activity, though it was mostly all social and fun:
    Friday: A final day in the office, writing a letter over and over again until it didn’t share needless backstage details about a policy change, but focused on the client-side view of what this change would mean. It was tricky, and loads of fun. I know, I’m sick.

    Talking about backstage, someone needs to give a PR lesson to the Zoom Airlines captain who thought somehow this was a prudent speech to give us when we finally lifted off on Tuesday:
    “We’re finally getting going here after some severe lightning earlier, and you may have heard about the disaster with the Air France flight. We don’t have many details just yet, but hopefully there was no loss of life. It’s come to my attention that some of you have been taking it out on the flight crew that we’re leaving so late. I’d like to remind you that it’s not their fault, so perhaps you might consider sitting there quietly with a smile on your face instead.”

    Nice, eh? Glad I’m not prone to fear of flying, the talking-points “disaster” and “loss of life” wouldn’t exactly be a consolation. And being told to shut up — sweet.

    Okay, back to the timeline. Friday night, I hung out with my friend Parker, and we wandered around town, chatting against various backdrops (such as gang-filled parks, deserted shopping malls, and concrete waterfalls). It was nicer than it sounds.

    Saturday, I met Lisa and her gang of actor and post-actor friends for brunch. She was off to Spain that afternoon, and hectored me about joining her. I don’t think I can justify it, though, as I’m moving house on Saturday, and I’ve just been away for over a month. I want to settle down for a little bit. (My new address is in the column on the right under my picture.) We went for a walk afterward, talking about everything, as we always manage to. At one point we were walking behind a man carrying a big plank of wood. He turned slightly, and we had to duck. All three of us laughed about the comedy-routine moment. I love connecting with strangers like that. It’s something that happens a lot when Lisa’s around.

    Saturday afternoon, I sat in a park, falling asleep under a tree, reading, enjoying the sun from a shady vantage-point. I wandered around the town, poking through Kensington Market, but ultimately returned to my spot with a slushie, hiding from the heat.

    In the evening, I went to Cath’s, where we had a barbecue on her new rooftop patio. We were joined by her brother Dave and his wife Lisa, then their friend Shawn. We soaked ourselves in the hot tub and looked out at the Toronto skyline. It was beyond being a perfect moment. I’m blessed to know so many brilliant, funny people.

    I slept over at Cath’s, camped out in her meditation room, which, along with the zillion threadcount white bedding provided the most restful sleep I’d had in a long time. In the morning, we went for brunch and said our goodbyes.

    Sunday evening, I went for supper at Eric’s mum’s for Eric’s birthday, which was something of an immersion in Chinese-Ontarian culture. The food was great, and Eric’s mum is so cute. Afterward, we skipped downtown for a quick drink at Woody’s, where we met Heipel and my great friend Bert Archer, whom I’d not seen in a long time. (Bert’s blog contains a great post about the Air France accident.)

    The evening concluded with… Nah, can’t say.

    Monday-day was spent poking around with Cosgrove, then having a spontaneous drink with him, Bert, and Margaux, who’d just returned from an EarthWatch mission to Hawaii. (Yeah, she does the neatest things.)

    From there, I took the subway out to its farthest reaches to have supper at my friend Robert’s restaurant. The “Domains Group” was having a reunion meeting there — a group of us who’d all done workshops with Landmark Education, and met regularly over the course of a few years to hammer out our various life plans together. Like so many of the others I’d caught up with in Toronto, just about everyone there was going through a remarkably good time in their life, or was about to have some Big New Thing happen. It’s difficult to not be all Scots-Protestant about good news and worry about it having to be followed by something awful, but so many people I spoke to there had simplified their lives, figured things out, or reached a new level of ability. It’s everything I’d wish for for them.

    The same goes for Jordan, who picked me up on Tuesday and took for a last spin around Toronto, including brunch at Flo’s Diner and an fun excusion to the Vaughan Somethingoranother Mall, a giant, incoherent gigaplex full of things no one needs, presented in seizure-inducing colours. Then we headed out to the airport. All the while, he got calls about a commercial he’d just finished shooting. The old Jordan would have been driven crazy about going $100 over budget, but now he handled with ease calls like the one from the man who rented motorcycles to the production company — including one which a stuntguy had to drop and tumble from (in his excitement to get to his local Opal car dealer). The proposed bill was for $14,000, and Jord calmly said he’d look into it. He’s also got a new boyfella, so I’m overjoyed that my wee Squeaky has lots of good stuff going on in his life.

    Then there was the sturm und drang airport adventure. To pass the time, I read. I’d been tempted to breeze through the new “Harry Potter” book, but it was $41 — way too much for something I’d read once. Instead, I decided to read an e-book I had of A Farewell to Arms. I tell ya, Hemingway’s dialogue is rubbish, but everything else about the book captivated me. It didn’t matter what was going on around me, ’cause I could escape to wartime Italy. I couldn’t sleep during the flight (sI’m a bad sleeper at the best of times, and being propped upright in a chair with my legs confined to a tiny space is far from “best”), so I watched the mediocre in-flight movies.

    Patrick very kindly picked me up at the airport, where I stood waiting for him in the wind, loving the chilly grey day. Because of Patrick, I didn’t have to try to get my bags into Glasgow, then through to Edinburgh, then home. I could handle the lightning arcing across the sky, but that part of the trip had me worried.

    So now I’m home, settling into work, looking at a pile of bags and books on the coffee table, my suitcase on the floor, and all the everyday stuff in my flat which I now have to pack up for my move on Saturday.

    EEK!

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  • July 2005

    Summer!
    Friday, July 29, 2005 , 4:50 AM

    I took the subway over to my editor’s house this morning, wearing shorts and layered T-shirts. For the first day since I arrived here, it’s a normal summer day, not a post-apocalyptic one.

    On the subway, I saw a young man walk past me carrying a thick book. I had one of my prejudices smashed when I saw that this inner-city tough was reading One Hundred Years of Solitude. Later on the train ride, I noticed a woman leaning across the aisle, talking to him. They didn’t look like people who would know each other, so I couldn’t help but eavedrop on their conversation. “You read it in the original Spanish?” she asked. “And now you’re reading it in English? Oh, I’m so jealous!” She said the name of one of the many unforgettable characters in the book: “Remedios”. She sighed and smiled at the boy, clutching her hands to her chest and leaning back in her seat.

    Walking down the tree-lined old Toronto street Catherine lives on, I thought about this woman, and smiled myself about the fact that she felt such love for an imaginary person. And now everyone is carrying a copy of the latestHarry Potter. I like this. (Though I can’t say the same about last year’s DaVinci Code fetish.)

    ~

    I’m into my last few days of my summer trip. Two nights ago I had supper with Kristie, whom I lived with when I first moved to Edinburgh. She’s now back in Canada with her husband Ian, and walking on air because she’s just finished training to be a schoolteacher and loves the work.

    ~

    Last night, I went with Ross (a team member and coach at work) to a social event of The Fraternity — a gay businessmen’s group. I feared it might be horrible (gay anything, really, is a worry), but the people I met were great. We had drinks, then Ross and I went for dinner, where he told me about his post-Strategic Coach plans. I’ve no doubt he’ll be successful, and be a great help to lots of people. We also talked about my plans for my next book, and about money. The former was exciting, and the latter got my dander up — purely because of my own discomfort with the topic; his advice was sound.

    But I did have a conversation in that neighbourhood the other day, as I renegotiated my terms with The Coach. I basically made a presentation based on Strategic Coach problem-solving tools, and wound up leaving the negotiations with a basket of goodies*. I thought I had a perfect job before, but it just got more perfect.

    ~

    I’m finished attending workshops, and now I’m back to my regular writing work, but alongside Cath, who is such a great mentor within the company. But she’s more than that to me now. It’s like we’re on a spiritual buddy-system, and I love it.

    I’ve decided that for the next year I’m taking myself off the market, creatively. I’m just going to indulge myself in creating whatever I want to — drawings for my walls, handmade books, a novel. Of course, I also know that this will ultimately produce better work than if I’d tried to work toward a commercial goal. Whether any of it will be saleable — well, that’s not the point. But it will be true.

    I showed Cath a doodle I drew in the workshop yesterday, of a bunny strapped to a rocket, and she said, “I’d love to just take all these things you do from you and bring them to market.” My heart leapt like a cricket: I long for such a creative/business partnership.

    ~

    The rest of my free time here until I go is really, well, party-time. The killer weather has broken, and I’m going to have an opportunity to hang out with bunches of people I really like, and be responsible for nothing but having fun.

    In short, it’s summer!

    *To my friends who have endured all those torturous attempts at travel plans with me, you’ll be happy to know that I will now enjoy paid vacation time. Instead of not taking time off for fear of losing income, I’ll now be faced with a strategic urgency about using up my allotted “Free Days” — a happy challenge!

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    Hamster in an oven.
    Tuesday, July 26, 2005 , 5:22 AM

    No, I’m not going to do a Sylvia Plath, that’s just how it felt today when I left the office — like I’d just been stuck in an oven. Too, too hot here.

    This weekend was fun. A nice lazy Saturday-day at Mark and Eric’s, followed by a tequila-soaked summer night that was a real hoot. It began with a backyard party at — I didn’t really follow who the hosts were. Friends of friends of friends.

    In the afternoon, I had a conversation with Mark and Eric about affirmative action, and mentioned how racist I’ve found Britain, and contrasted it with my perception of Canada. This theory was blown out of the water by a drunken oik at this backyard do, who actually asked Eric “So what are you?” After a second of figuring out what exactly he was asking, Eric responded that he’s Chinese. I corrected and said that he’s Canadian.

    Then the drunken, you-can-tell-I’m-a-drag-queen-even-though-I’m-dressed-like-a-man host tried to make Kaposi Sarcoma jokes with one of his guests.

    Yeah, it was like that. The whole thing was distasteful — except for the wicked burn of the mescal the host kept pouring for me. That was nice.

    So we drank the beer we’d brought as quickly as we could manage (this was not a party you wanted to leave beer at), and left.

    From there we went to Woody’s (a pub in the gay ghetto) — “we” being Mark and Eric, and their friends Kevin and & PJ, the nice people who brought us to the not-nice people party and were increasingly mortified for having done so. I spotted a pair of guys I’d known a hundred years ago, Jay and Brent, and they joined us. More beer ensued, then we stumbled our way to Buddies, the bar/theatre where Cosgrove and I put on our play years ago. Tequila ensued, and from there the evening tumbled into a happy blur.

    Yesterday involved a half-conscious trip to the DIY shops with Mark and Eric, then supper with my theatre school friend Kirsten and her family — her mum, dad, son, and her husband Malcolm. More fun, and yet another good, big meal in a restaurant.

    I’m officially pudgy around the middle.

    I’ve got to go to bed. I’m back in workshops this week, though with the associate coaches, who don’t visit me at the back for chats the way Dan does, so I’m just observing, really. Still, it makes for a long day. And tomorrow I have the meeting in which I renegotiate my terms with The Coach. I’m mostly confident about that.

    Apologies to anyone who’s e-mailed me if I’ve not replied to you. Internet access and time for writing are difficult to find while I’m here working. And I’m into the final stretch of this trip, which involves meeting people in restaurants or for drinks every night.

    Okay, must go. Night night.

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    In the right place, at the right time.
    Saturday, July 23, 2005 , 4:52 PM

    I was supposed to get together with my beloved ex, Jordan, last night, but Dan invited Catherine and I over to his house to have supper with him and Babs, so I rebooked with Jord to meet a week from Tuesday — the day I go away. We’ll have a good, long time to spend together, and he offered to take me to the airport, too. Bonus!
    Supper was great, and the conversation was as challenging and engaging as ever. I felt honoured by the invitation, and moreso because of how comfortable they feel sharing of themselves so openly with me. Part of the intention of the evening was to celebrate the book Cath is working on with Dan, because it looks like we’re about to get famous because of it. They’re positioning Dan as “the guru to the gurus”, the guy who coaches the people everyone recognises, but whom you don’t normally get to see. Two days ago, a company in Brazil bid $30,000 for the rights to translate it into Portuguese and sell it there. And it’s not even finished yet! What’s nice is that, talking to Dan, it’s clear that we’re ready for this. No matter how big it gets, everyone involved is well-grounded and won’t get light-headed from the rare air of fame. In fact, the book’s very premise, The Laws of Lifetime Growth, precludes this, if we follow what it says.
    Dan and Babs’ house is a beautiful, tasteful, peaceful oasis in the middle of The Beaches, and I appreciated being invited there. We’re friends, and I’m honoured by that. Dan said to me in the workshop the other day, “I want you to know how much Babs and I enjoyed your company in Edinburgh,” and the feeling is mutual. They’re just friends of mine, just further down the road, more experienced in making life work. It only seems unusual to me when I’m reminded how in-demand they are, and that most people don’t get to have access to them, let alone the sort that I’ve had.
    Especially enjoyable was the role I played in the workshops this week: During the periods when the clients were heads-down, working on an exercise, scribbling away in their notebooks, Dan would come to the back of the room, and we’d have conversations about the Battle of Agincourt, the nature of the life, writing books — everything under the sun. It was a fun game of mental ping-pong, knowing I’d have to be in top form and keep him engaged whenever he walked to the back of the room — and I’m tired today, because that requires a high level of presence — but talking to him and doing the workshop exercises myself helped sort out my head. Things have been going well, but I’ve been floating for a bit, feeling directionless, and now I feel like I’m strapped into the space shuttle pilot’s seat, ready to blast off.
    So while I may have sounded confused in my previous blog entry (at least my mum thoughts so), the reality is that I’ve never felt so sure, and so happy about all that I have. I’ve just spent two weeks with my family, who are so bright, funny, and loving, and now I’ve got a clear sense of what I want to get up to in the coming months (and years).
    I found myself thinking an old thought on the bus yesterday, “Maybe things never really change that much. I can try to do stuff, but things ultimately stay the same.” But last night Cath drove me home after our supper with Dan and Babs, and we talked some more about life, the universe, and everything, and I came inside. While debriefing to Mark about my day, it struck me that my life is unrecognisable from what it’s been at various past stages in my Toronto story. I’m very happy with my success, and couldn’t ask for better circumstances. I’m like the luckiest guy in the world. This isn’t bragging, ’cause this setup is perfect for me, and would probably fit anyone else like an old pair of my shoes. I believe there’s room in the world for everyone to feel like this, and I think that’s what The Strategic Coach is all about. And there’s still worlds more progress available, which is a fun challenge.
    Anyway, that’s what I’m thinking about today. Mark and Eric are renovating their kitchen (DIY — blyeugh! — I’m hiding), and we’re going to be going out and being social this afternoon and evening. Should make for a fun Saturday!
    I also spoke on the phone for hours last night with Sean, someone I like a lot but I’ve had a complicated past with. We’re in different places now, though, so chatting with him was rewarding and not-confusing. Like with the Pride PEI event, it’s nice to rewrite the past.

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    Chop wood, transform your obstacles.
    , 2:56 AM

    I’m sitting in a workshop at The Strategic Coach, where the clients are in the middle of working on a problem-solving exercise. This is a big part of what I do when I’m here in Toronto visiting the company, attend the workshops and talk to our clients, join in their discussion to hear what their issues are so I can write pieces for them, our prospects, and others that hit home on issues inherent to the entrepreneurial life.
    What I wasn’t expecting is that this stuff would work on me.
    Through the years, I’ve learned a lot about myself from working here, about my natural working style, what my best abilities are, and such. But I came in here with a head full of cotton wool, and now after sitting in three workshops I feel utterly confident and clear about what’s ahead.
    It’s confusing, ’cause I’ve been doing all this Zen thinking, which is soft and squoogey and hard to pin down — “Nowhere to go, nothing to do, nothing to get”. I do still believe that there’s something true for me there, and that we mess ourselves up by thinking that somehow this isn’t it.
    Yet…
    What about goals? There are things in life that would be fun to experience, and achieving them would change my sense of what I think it possible. The danger of my Zen stuff is that it can leave me paddling my swan-boat in circles. After a week here at The Coach, I know what’s what.
    So there’s a paradox here, and I’m trying to find a balance.
    ~
    Last night I went out for a co-worker friend’s birthday, and one of her friends is from Scotland. Listening to him speak, I got so homesick.
    I’ve got another week here, though, and lots more people to see whom I love.

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    Some pics and contact info.
    Tuesday, July 19, 2005 , 5:49 AM

    Here are some more pictures, from PEI and of my friend Lisa:
    Pics

    And if you didn’t know this already, I’m not in Edinburgh, so it’s no use calling or texting me. If you need to reach me while I’m here, you can use my Toronto mobile number, which is:
    (416) 500-4127

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    Melting
    Monday, July 18, 2005 , 11:56 PM

    I’ve had a head full of things I wanted to blog about, but I can barely think, it’s so hot here in Toronto. The air conditioning was working at diminished capacity today due to three of the building’s five mechanical air-thingies being broken. Nice, though, to be at The Coach, to see my friends there, and to be in the workshop. That environment is such a charge; it gives me a real feeling of possibility and direction. I like going back there every six months for a tune-up.
    But it’s so damned hot here. And humid. I’m not equipped for this anymore. I miss Scotland. I looked forward to my core temperature getting lowered at the office, but that didn’t happen. Dan gave me a ride downtown in the limo — brief Arctic bliss! — but walking up Yonge Street was like being dropped into the heat-sink of a giant computer.
    Anyway, enough whingeing.
    PEI was great. I love my family intensely, and the Island itself is in a beautiful state. The place has such a good sense of itself, and there’s so much original local art going on. It was good to see my stocky, tattooed, good-humoured Uncle Garf again, and his tiny Cuban wife Tina is a sweetie. When she kissed both my cheeks and said goodbye to me, she said she loved me. She barely knows me, yet I could feel that what she said was the truth: She knew all she needed to to love me. For her, it’s that simple to give away, and that’s beautiful.
    I went for pints one afternoon with my bro’, and we sat out on a patio under an umbrella in the rain while all the other patrons moved inside. He’s a great friend, and he makes me laugh. I had smaller, yet no less cherished moments with my sister-in-law and nephew. And when Mom and Dad took me to the airport I sat with them, loving their company, waiting till it was time to go through the security gate, wishing I could have them with me like that forever.
    The night before (sorry, my addled brain is flipping back and forth in time), I’d gone to a Pride PEI event. Yeah, a gay gig in Charlottetown. I’ve now stepped into another dimension. I went to a cabaret in a packed ballroom, where a series of talented performers entertained us, including my new friend Cynthia, who as “Parkdale Doris” made me bark-laugh. I didn’t know half the local figures she was talking about, but I quickly inferred who they were in the community, and her observations about them were very funny.
    After that, I went to a dance/club event at what I knew as Pat’s Rose and Grey Room. That night, this former restaurant, an old wooden space that could easily have been an apothecary’s or somesuch, was full of flashing disco lights and gay-gay go-go boys. You’d think they’d imported them from — well, from the coffee shop on Church Street where I’m writing this now.
    I’m in the “post-gay” conversation: the whole “gay” thing is a mental construct, and one that doesn’t fit particularly comfortably for me, so I’ve given myself permission to not be it or any other “thing”. So going to a gay event at all felt a bit regressive. And yet, I knew it was important for me to do: I still held onto some not-great memories and attitudes about PEI, and this event presented the challenge of giving them up.
    An artist-in-residence at the Confederation Centre chatted me up, and together we deconstructed the scene around us. I realised, though, standing there amonst these other people — particularly the men, since they’re the ones usually considered the most threatening or weak or whatever makes rednecks want to attack — that what I thought about PEI was no longer true. Sure, as my sister-in-law reminded me, those attitudes are still there, but that there’s any shift at all, and in the town where I lived…
    It’s that old challenge again: Am I willing to accept that things are fine? That my complaints — the ones I face in my particular life — are theoretical, and can be gone the minute I stop fixating on them.
    So PEI is transformed. Some part of my past is rewritten: There’s no reason to hold onto that.
    And now I’m in Toronto, sitting in this coffee shop where I wrote most of my first two books. The same conundrum faces me here: It’s great to be visiting this city, and I get to visit lots of people whom I love to bits. There are some past loves here, and it’s easy to gravitate to thoughts of them, wondering whether to see them or not. But there’s really no issue here: Life’s great, and Edinburgh is home, so everything here is just pretend, for fun. These people mean something to me, I’ve felt things for them, and there’s nothing wrong with that, nothing I have to defend myself against, or to try not to feel.
    So, permission granted: Two weeks to spend having fun times with people I like, and recharging my work batteries.
    Speaking of thinking too much — I wasnt, but I was — yesterday I saw my friend Lisa’s show in the Toronto Fringe Festival. It was a clown show, though in a cute-girl-clowns-who-talk-and-swear kind of way — in which she condensed ten years’ worth of intense ontological conversations into a funny, surprising, and moving show.
    I was proud of her bravery, her sneaky sense of humour, her talent, and the boldness with which she applied it. Bravo, Lisa! I am inspired.

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    An island afloat in notes.
    Wednesday, July 13, 2005 , 5:57 PM

    I’m sitting in the Charlottetown Public Library. There’s something very square, Seventies, and governmental about the buildings that form this block, which also includes the Confederation Centre of the Arts. Doesn’t that name say it all?

    The library hasn’t changed too much, though the old encyclopaedia section has been replaced with a bank of computers.

    A woman in the children’s library upstairs just finished reading a story in a high, very energetic voice, sounding like a puppet on a mix of speed and helium.

    I’m here to work today. The last two days I’ve worked from home, but, just like my place in Edinburgh, my folks’ house is distracting — too much to eat, constant high-speed internet connection, and so on. Being in a place with other people doing things, even if it’s — like now — two women reading a story loudly in squeaky Island accents, is helpful. It gives that ADHD monkey in my head something to pay attention to so I can focus on my work.

    ~

    Last night, I went to The Guild, a newly-renovated local theatre/arts space, with my mum. A young temp she works with was performing in a show called “Celtic Ladies”. They were very good — singing, step-dancing, and playing a variety of instruments. There’s a fascination in Maritime Canada with things Scottish, so some of the show’s material made me feel homesick. It’s hard to articulate, but there’s a slight difference to the work here, something original that’s been added by the distance and time between this work and its source.

    Mom said something the other night as we sat on the couch at the end of the day (just before she fell asleep on her crossword, book, or in front of the telly, as she always does) about how in touch with the arts scene I am here, that it’s the one part of the Island I still seem strongly connected to. I pointed out that a good part of that is due to her. Saturday night we went to “Late Night at the Mack”, a cabaret put on by members of the Charlottetown Festival company (man, the talent!), and Sunday we went to The Kirk of St James to see an American choral and handbell choir. Music is a constant feature of my mum’s life, with church choir, barbershop chorus, and a barbershop quartet she belongs to.

    Dad? It’s harder to say what he does. Mom keeps joking with him about his Parkinson’s medication making him obsessive — about playing FreeCell, mowing the lawn, doing jobs around the house. Only the FreeCell is new. I’m thrilled I don’t have to mow that damned lawn anymore! Dad’s always been handy around the house, so if I were to characterise what he does now, I’d say “He’s retired.” I pointed out to Mom that she’s got her share of obsessions, too, and no pills to blame them on.

    That’s it, really. Nothing much going on. It’s grey and drizzly here, and I’m loving it, knowing how killingly hot it’s going to be in Toronto. I head there on Saturday.

    Andrew (my nephew) has been down the past few days. I find myself connecting better with him now than ever before. At 17, he’s a little person. I’m better with adults than children. My brother and sister-in-law will be coming down sometime this evening. Then, tomorrow, my Uncle Garfield and his wife. I’ve not seen Garf in about a decade.

    I should end this and get to work. That’s the update — just a grocery list of activities, but sometimes life’s like that. Thanks for reading.

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    I can do anything.
    Monday, July 11, 2005 , 2:42 PM

    Two days ago, my mum was talking with someone at Royal Canadian Mounted Police, “L” Division, where she works. The woman was in a lather because she was organising a training day for officers who were training as negotiators, and one of the actors they’d lined up to pretend to be someone causing a hostage/crisis situation had called to cancel. Someone in the show he’s in at The Charlottetown Festival lost her voice, so he’d been called into emergency cast rehearsals so the woman’s understudy could prepare for the evening’s performance (which Mom and I had tickets for)

    Mom said, “Oh, my son’s an actor.”

    Mom is proud of me. I appreciate that. It’s a good thing.

    Usually.

    Oh, you’ve got to call him,” said the woman. Mom quickly corrected, saying that, well, Alistair isn’t acting anymore, he’s a writer. But she phoned anyway. She figured I’d say no.

    On the other end of the phone, I didn’t realise that saying no was an option. Of course it always is, but when there’s a situation where I can do something that’s needed, it’s difficult for me not to.

    So I spent the day in front of a “throw-phone” — a black plastic telephone handset inside an indestructible black plastic box — trying to whip myself into hysterics. In the morning, I was a man who’d sprung his wife from the mental ward and his two premature babies from the hospital so they could start their crackheaded family off right. Or else. In the afternoon, I was a man who’d just discovered his wife in bed with his best friend, and was planning to kill her and himself.

    This is half of why I don’t act anymore: Who would want to be either of these people? I don’t! I like being me!

    I got a free lunch, fifty bucks, and met some nice RCMP folk who do really, really interesting work.

    There was an actress there, an Island woman namedCynthia Dunsford, who, judging from what my mum’s said, and the number of times she’s been mentioned in things or popped up on the radio since I first heard her name, is a central figure in the creative community here. We got on like a house on fire, and I bet that if I spent more than fifteen minutes living on the island we’d end up creating something together.

    I was too tired to stay awake when Mom took me home, and still full from lunch, so I just slept till it was time to go out for the evening. Mom and I went to see Canada Rocks!, a show in the Charlottetown Festival this summer. There wasn’t much story there, but, man, there was a truckload of talent on that stage, so much energy, it was great to see. And they had excellent material to work with: Canadians are good with the music.

    My friend Julain is in the show, and sang Leonard Cohen’s “Hallelujah”. Wow. Wow… Wow. All I could think was that she sounded like a lion roaring on a plain — so sure, so powerful, so absolute. Her voice makes me believe in God. Someone able to do that, to create that, to have all that craft and talent. Wow. There’s something so right about seeing someone doing what they’re so obviously meant to do.

    There were a couple of people in that show, as there usually are around the theatre, who remind me of something important: They’ve got the flame turned up higher. It’s so easy to just get by, but life can be more when you let out what’s in you. While, yes, I like not having to be crazy for a living, there’s something that really appeals to me about the creative life.

    There’s a lot of stuff I can do. I want to turn that flame up.

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    Suppertime with the ‘rents.
    Tuesday, July 05, 2005 , 9:02 PM

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    I’m about to sit down for my tea with Mom and Dad. Birds are singing in the back garden, and the bright green and deep red leaves on the trees sway gently. The sky behind is getting slightly cloudy after another day of brilliant blue. Prince Edward Island is shot on a different film stock than the rest of my life.
    I’ve been getting bits and pieces about Edinburgh from the news; strange that my other home is so well represented in the media. The G8 business has put it downstage centre, but there are other signs of it, too, like tonight’s article in the local paper about fat people in Scotland who can’t fit into MRI machines. Hey, it’s coverage.
    Last night I had a talk with Dad for I don’t know how long. He told me stories about his days as a parole officer. I always love those stories. Mom and I talk all the time, but with Dad, this is how we really connect, and it’s the best.
    Right, supper’s ready. Gotta go.

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  • June 2005

    Forking Union Station!
    Tuesday, June 28, 2005 , 3:21 AM

    I flew to Canada today. Patrick was sweet and took time away from work and got up early to take me to Glasgow airport.

    I had battery power galore, so I watched a movie on my Pocket PC (some grim Scottish thing, as opposed to the Hollywood pap they were showing on-screen), then, having just finished Kurt Vonnegut’s Cat’s Cradle, I looked through the e-books I had on a storage card to see what else I could read.

    FORK.

    A few weeks ago, my friend Kirsten sent me a backup of the book she’s working on, her second set of travel memoirs. She sent me the file because everyone else who was keeping a copy for her was in the same thunderstorm- and tornado-filled part of Ontario she lives in.

    I was a bad boy and I converted it to an e-book, ’cause I wanted to read it. I opened it this afternoon, and wasriveted. Is it a good book? I couldn’t tell you. I was too transfixed by getting to read a book about friends of mine. And one section of it is about a trip I took with her and her husband. It was even better than those books they tried to sell on television when I was a kid, with the child’s name stuck into the text at regular intervals.

    It was cool to read about Kis’s other trips, which was like getting to hang out with her and her husband Malc by proxy. Great, too, that someone captured on the page the experiences we shared on that cycling trip across Arizona.

    Strange, too, to have someone reanimate in text a crush — or whatever you call a one-way love — for someone. Just nights ago I had a dream about my best friend from university, in which I was filled again with that emotion I had for him, like being helplessly stoned when needing to operate heavy machinery. In both these cases, my normal, now-self would think about these fellas and feel nothing and not understand the compulsion. You’d think that was that then, but I find it funny that the dream and this fact-story could make me go “Oh yeah…”

    ~

    It’s sweltering here. Cosgrove wasn’t sure which day I was arriving (I’m sure that had to do with my not being clear last time we talked online about it), so I waited at Union Station for a long time this afternoon. I didn’t mind, ’cause I had FORK to read, but I must admit that I started wondering if I needed to come up with a Plan B. But no, Cos appeared in post-work garb, with a hug, and we were right back in our in-person bestfriendship (it’s always there in some form, usually online chats about whatever’s going on).

    Did I mention it’s sweltering? I’m sitting in the room in Mark and Eric’s place that used to be “the office”. Mark is surfing, looking at what he calls “house porn”, since they’re looking to sell their place soon and make a move. Eric’s down the hallway, and we can’t hear anything he’s saying because the double fan in the window here is acting as a perfect white noise generator.

    Union Station will actually be familiar to any of my friends from Scotland who’ve been to the cinema: there’s an advert that plays, showing this group of (I guess they’re supposed to be) sexy young people running through a train station, trying to get to Prague. Once bundled on a train, the conductor passes through calling out “Barcelona, Barcelona”, and the people on-board look confused, then raise their glasses of [the product that I won’t endorse further here; bad enough to pay six quid for a movie, only to be forced to watch the ad in the first place] to toast Barcelona. Of course, getting to eitherPrague or Barcelona from a train station on Toronto’s Front Street would be quite a trick.

    ~

    Off to drink some water and melt in front of the telly with Cosgrove for a bit.

    Tomorrow, a day with my editor!

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    A moving story.
    Thursday, June 23, 2005 , 1:21 PM

    We got the flat!

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    Last Song of the Night Tram.
    Tuesday, June 21, 2005 , 6:10 PM

    I Google well.

    Search for “Hamish MacDonald”, and I’m there. In fact, that’s how my friend Kirsten Koza found me, years after we’d drifted out of touch with each other.

    Oh, sure, judging from the Google results you’d get the impression that I was a fine artist, that I was the otherHamish MacDonald who’s also a writer in Scotland, and you might also wonder why I hadn’t told you about my successful career as an Australian paralympics competitor. (I also didn’t write Mussolini and Italian Fascism, nor am I a business consultant in Toyko.)

    BUT…

    When you search for the book Last Song of the Night Tram, by Robert Douglas, I now show up in the results because I mentioned it in this blog, and their no-longer secret-searching methods picked up the words.

    SO… I feel responsible for finishing what I started to say about it that day.

    Let me put it this way: On Saturday, after viewing the flat and hanging out with Dave and Geoff for a few hours, I went to the bar at the Cameo cinema, plopped myself in a chair in a corner, and read. Geoff joined me a while later, and we sat there, reading together. It was such a nice, calm, civil thing to do. It was slow time, something we’re supposed to be good at in Europe, but I’m not sure if that really applies to the UK.

    As I reached the end of the book, I couldn’t stop crying. An era in the author’s recounted life was drawing to a close, but by that point it felt so familiar, so precious, that I was heartbroken. He couldn’t get those childhood days back, because events closed a door and forced him to move on. I couldn’t go back, because those days had never been mine. And yet, if I’d ever felt before that somehow that era belonged to me, the feeling was redoubled by poring over the beautiful, simple vignettes of daily tenement life in postwar Glasgow.

    Maybe it won’t win any awards because of this simplicity. But cleverness can be empty, self-serving. The kind of love with which the author describes these days, especially in the way he portrays his mother — that’s worth something, something more than a plot-twist or any other oblique literary trick. He didn’t try to make his mother into a saint, but by God you love her by the end of the book. That’s an awfully nice gift to her memory.

    I wish I could do the same for my parents, both of whom deserve it.

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    Corn and tartan.
    Monday, June 20, 2005 , 11:38 PM

    The scariest thing about moving: I can’t justify taking my broken down old microwave, ’cause only the 1, 2, 3, 4, “Start”, and “Clear” buttons work. Popcorn cooks perfectly at 4:33. There’s a microwave built-in at the new flat (again, this is all assuming we get it), and I won’t know how to cook popcorn in it!

    ~

    I wrote my bro’ about this, ’cause I’m very happy to have found it: I’ve discovered “The Tartan Podcast”, a collection of modern Scottish music compiled into a show that’s podcast three times a week by a friendly host with the nicest Glaswegian accent. (I’ve realised that this is the accent that I love; it is to my ears what caramel is on my tongue. I wonder if this is some sort of genetic memory, or just an “Old Country” fetish.)

    I’m happy for the influx of fresh songs I happen to enjoy, because I usually have a hard time finding new music. I also like the idea that I’m listening to something local, and that the featured artists want me to download it. It’s “podsafe”, as the host calls it. (Or Windows Mobile Device safe, if, like me, you happen to belong to the other religion by virtue of the objects you use.)

    Here’s the URL:
    tartanpodcast.co.uk

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    The spirit of 45 Albion Road.
    Wednesday, June 15, 2005 , 11:11 PM


    Geoff and I looked at flats today. One was very nicely done-up, a little north of Queen Street on — I think it was Hanover (or whatever it’s called up there). It was nice, but something — hard to say what — was missing for me. It was a bit too white, too light pine, too mirrory. I couldn’t picture myself sitting down comfortably in it, not without keeping my hands firmly knit together on my lap while sitting up very straight.

    The second one was directly across from St Giles’ Cathedral — stunning spot but, oh… Every foot of wall space was covered in posters. The walls oozed the smell of cigarettes and pot. The beds were tumbled and the floors lined with pants. The hob was baked in boiled-over pastasomething. The pull-chain in the toilet was secured with two bulldog clips, and the shower was like a plastic telephone booth. Yup: students.

    The best place — someplace Geoff, Dave, and I saw at the weekend — may be ours after all. The landlord seems amenable to accommodating our various lease agreements, so we may get it for the date we wanted.

    This place is huge. Three of us could live there and barely get to know each other better. The kitchen reminded me of the cafe at The Strategic Coach. It’s the kind of gorgeous space that sitcom characters live in (even though they’re unemployed), wearing their nice clothes and sporting perfect haircuts. Dave said that whenever he walked past the window (he’s been living on the ground floor of this building), the model-like tenants always seemed to be drinking wine and enjoying themselves. It’s that kind of place.

    Walking through it, realising I could afford to live there, made me wonder what that would do to my sense of “How Hamish’s life is going”. Walking around the flat, trying to keep it all in my head (A bathroom each?), I felt my spirits lift: “I deserve this,” I thought.

    Sure, there’s a certain romance to the “writer’s garret”, though to be fair, my wee granny flat is not that. But the tenement I live in has gone to the dogs in the past year, with noise seeping through the walls at all hours, and the hallways becoming a tip for bin-bags full of smelly remnants leaking onto the concrete, fag-ends flicked for someone else (WHO?!) to pick up, bus tickets crumpled and dropped, and now cotton ear-buds. Blyeech!

    I realise now that Mrs Simpson, that little elderly lady, twisted like an old tree hit several times by lightning-strokes, was the living heart of this building, the last of the original tenants. She’s gone, moved away, and so has something else about the place. It’s been a good home these past years, but it’s time to go.

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    Scottish spring.
    Wednesday, June 08, 2005 , 8:21 PM

    While my employer-friends were here, and right up until yesterday, the sky was grey and the air was tinged with cold that felt like it had come up off the sea. Today, though, everything’s different.

    I took a dozen little things out of the pockets of my winter jacket this morning and left the house for the first time without my heavy coat. “But what if the weather changes?” my internalised mother asked. I didn’t care. I’d decided it was spring, dammit, and set off into town.

    I worked at the library until suppertime, then went to the Forest Cafe, where I had beans on toast for a pound-sixty (can’t beat that), and checked my e-mail on their wireless connection. I’d received a rush-job from The Coach, so I dropped what I was working on and had fun writing a one-page ad from scratch while trying not to goggle at a handsome young French staff-member.

    I walked home along the Regent Road, looking out at the big green isoscoles triangle that is Arthur’s Seat. The air was more than just mild, it was almost… sweet. It felt like the dozen summers of childhood. Everything was easy and uncomplicated. I stopped in the park, sat on a bench, and started reading Night Song of the Last Tram: A Glasgow Childhood, by Robert Douglas. It was the perfect thing to read, casting me back to wartime Glasgow, which holds a special place in my imagination for no reason I can describe.

    I left the park, even though there was still plenty of light — for the rest of the summer it’ll stay light until quite late — and went to the Regent Pub. I ordered a pint of heavy and read some more of my book.

    After that, I walked down the Easter Road, which is lined by the black points of church spires and tenements prickling all the way down to the Firth of Forth. The sun was lowering, giving off a honey light that painted everything in sentimental watercolours. I stopped into the ScotMid to pick up some groceries, where a man with a white brush-cut and white stubble staggered and argued around a tall, thin black security guard. One was a foreigner yet politely doing his piece, while the other was a local disturbing the order of things. The exchange had something to do with a bottle he wanted or hadn’t paid for.

    “This is a very difficult time in my life,” said the drunk to those of us in the queue. “I suffer from alcoholism, so I need this bottle of cider, or…” But he couldn’t tell us what would happen if he didn’t get it. I bought my celery, potatoes, butter, and porridge, and left the scene to work itself out.

    On the way home, I passed talking mothers with their children in tow, people going into the chippy, couples walking, friends drinking behind the window of a pub. The clothes were modern, some of the buildings and all of the cars updated, but nothing substantial seemed any different to the life I’d just been reading about in the book.

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    The perils of jaywalking.
    Tuesday, June 07, 2005 , 11:59 PM

    In the past two weeks, I’ve seen two people get hit by cars. The first time it was a guy, and this weekend it was a young woman. In both cases, the ‘victim’ quite willingly ran out into traffic with their friends, drunk and laughing, until they got clipped by a car (which drove off).

    The lad’s friend went berserk and started punching dents in the side panel of the car that dared to be there when his mate jumped in front of it. The boy who was struck seemed to be okay — saved by the grace of drunken limpness. The girl didn’t do so well: her friends stood around, clutching themselves, fingers to lips, until an ambulance came and took her away.

    I don’t know why I mention this. It’s just odd to witness this twice in such close succession. Funny how one minute you can be having fun, then the next something dreadfully serious can happen. Of course, the likelihood of this increases exponentially when you’re pissed out of your head.

    Myself, I had a good weekend with my friends. Friday was supper with the gang, then (many) drinks at Medina, where we sat in one of their little underground cubbies having a chat that culminated in us inventing likely futures for each other. Saturday was “Burly” at The Arches — fun because I was with my mates, but the music was rubbish again, and the crowd are not my people. I’m not muscley, hairy, tattooed, leather-bound, or bald, nor am I attracted to that type. This means I can just relax and have agenda-less fun for its own sake — or I would do, except for the rubbish music, noise, heat, etc. I think I’m going to strike this event off my calendar.

    ~

    I was supposed to have a second date with someone on Thursday. His excuse for cancelling (too busy right now with things) actually didn’t sound like an excuse, because I feel the same way. This would be a bad time to start anything, since I’m off to Canada soon for a month. I’m flipping between indifference about this and trying to feel indifferent about it. More of the former, though, ’cause I haven’t got a lot of mental space for things at the moment. My biggest concern is being useful to my advocacy partner before I go, though I’ve said that I’m happy to keep being his advocate when I get back.

    I’m not producing anything creative outside of work, which also feels odd. Instead, I’ve been reading a lot. Tonight I finished Alistair MacLeod’s No Great Mischief. That was slow going. Lots of flashbacks, and the whole thing felt like going through a family genealogy with someone — of their family, not yours. Some beautiful images, and lots of apposite “Scots going to Canada” material, though, which is what kept me with it.

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    p>I like stories that:

    • follow one character.
    • unfold along a straight timeline.
    • have light and serious moments — not all just silly setups or endless dour consequences. The latter sort of reading just feels like spending my spare time being punished. Forgive me for being relatively well-adjusted and not having anything in common with junkies, members of abusive families, people who consistently make bad relationship choices, and any combination thereof — even though these books seem to be the type that win awards.
    • are held together by a unifying sequence of events (not like a scrapbook of random images).

    I’m finally giving myself permission: It’s okay to like this kind of story, and it’s okay to write this kind of story.

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    Rice erroneous.
    Wednesday, June 01, 2005 , 4:22 PM

    Despite my strict instructions to the contrary, bothCosgrove and Patrick wrote me to tell me how to cook rice — namely, “just boil it”.

    I’m now freed from the extra packaging and processedness of boil-in-the-bag rice! Hazzah!

    I’m having the same thing tonight as I did last night, because it was so good:
    — rice
    — tahini
    — lemon juice
    — shredded carrot
    — chopped onion
    — shoyu

    But tonight I’ve added parsley to it, too.

    ~

    My mum e-mailed me today to tell me that my cousin Joey died last night. He had Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis — an as-yet irreversible and fatal disease that destroys nerve cells. Joey was married and had three young children, which makes this especially difficult.

    My most vivid memory of him is from childhood, when my family went to Cape Breton to visit my dad’s brother Max and his family. Joey is one of Max’s four children, my cousins.

    On this particular visit, one of Joey’s sisters was doing something with a Barbie doll that annoyed him, so he grabbed it from her and ran toward the house. A trail of us kids followed him, not knowing what he was up to. Inside, he opened one of the lids of the coal-burning stove, like an black iron pancake with a handle, and threw Barbie in. Her long blonde hair shrivelled, blackened, and shrank while she kept smiling. Then her body went into contortions in the heat. She hula danced to death.

    The little cousin whose doll it was cried, and so did I — from laughter. I knew it was awful and cruel, but it was the funniest thing I’d seen in my life.

    I don’t like this business of motor-neuron diseases in my family. At the moment, though, my thoughts are more taken up with Joey’s family and Max’s family.

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    p>Goodbye, Joey.

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  • May 2005

    Advocacy, witches, and breadsticks — oh my!
    Monday, May 30, 2005 , 7:27 PM

    I’m just home from being out, and am eating breadsticks and hummus. This was the last tub of hummus and it didn’t have the packaging with the barcode on it, so the nice lady at the grocery store rang it through as a 20p newspaper for me. Tasty paper.

    I was out this evening with Ros from Powerful Partnerships to meet someone to see if I might be suitable as a “citizens’ advocacy” partner for him. We met with this young man and his key-worker at the home where he stays. Normally Ros would call him back in a few days to get his thoughts on having me as his advocate, and he would say yes or no. Well, I’m dead chuffed: he said a determined “Yes” before we’d even left. I won’t be saying much more about it here, out of respect for his privacy. Suffice it to say that I really liked this guy, and am keen to be friends with him. Hopefully I can be useful, too.

    The idea of citizens’ advocacy, as it’s been explained to me, is to be there as a friend to people whose daily social world is made up largely of people who are paid to deal with them, who are answerable to organisations, boards, and social work plans. Symptomatic descriptions describe a reality that it’s naive to ignore, but they also create a prison of limited expectations. And the urge to protect more vulnerable members of society is a good one, but not when it precludes an individual’s right to learn and grow by taking good risks. An advocate is ultimately answerable to no one but their partner, and is there just to help give voice to someone’s wants in life.

    I was nervous about this situation because there’s so much I don’t know. I’m sure the situation will have complexities to it that I don’t yet see. But now that I’ve met an actual person, all I feel is that I’ve made a new friend. I’m someone who gets excited about potential, and here’s someone who’s specifically asked for help in making his ideas real. It’s compelling. I was just expected to be a “short-term” advocate here, but I don’t feel the need for that limiter on things now.

    ~

    This weekend, Dan and Babs, the owners and co-founders of The Strategic Coach — the company I write for — came to visit me. They regularly travel to London, but this time took a detour up here to see me. Quite an honour, coming from two people whose presence is in such demand.

    I was nervous: I’d had friends visit before, but they were all family or my peers. This couple is ludicrously successful — what would a couple of millionaires want to do in Edinburgh? I’ve got no experience of this!

    From the moment they stepped off the train and I saw them, I knew my worries were unfounded. The three days we spent together were a joy: these people are my good friends. I’d always taken the tack of treating them as such, rather than being weird or obsequious with them because they don’t require that of their team (or particularly like it in people), but hanging out together, walking through the Old Town, talking about everything under the sun, was a nice, relaxed experience I’d not had with them before. I didn’t have to share them.

    In the past, we’ve had differences of opinion on things, particularly when it comes to politics. But — maybe because of the Zen thinking I’ve been doing — I found I had no position I needed to defend. The talk was just talk, and there was nothing to refute or contest, just ideas to play with — for that’s all talk is.

    They treated me royally, too, which I appreciated. I finally got to go to places I’d only looked at from the outside, like the Balmoral Hotel and The Witcheryrestaurant. We also went to Plaisir du Chocolat, which I’d never been into, since I think of myself as someone who doesn’t like chocolate. But I drank a cup of oily, rich, luscious hot chocolate, and I tasted a sweet curried pea soup Dan and Babs both ordered, and — well, no, that didn’t hook me. What did was the environment, which is a lush Art Nouveau tearoom that Proust would have felt at home in. I admit it: I’m a writer who enjoys the trappings and romances of his profession, so I’ll definitely be going back there.

    ~

    So that’s what I’ve been up to. I’m still sleepy from being awake most of the night two nights ago: I never drink coffee, but having a cup after supper at a fancy restaurant seemed like the thing to do. Bad idea. I’m not used to the stuff. I’ll grab a book shortly and head to bed.

    Night night.


    AARGH! Rice!
    Thursday, May 26, 2005 , 4:47 PM

    The ScotMid had no boil-in-the-bag rice, so I had to buy real-rice. I’m about to sit down to my tea. Fingers crossed, but it looks a bit undercooked (the choice seemed to be between that, burnt, or soupy).

    And yet…

    I don’t want anyone to try to tell me how to make rice, just as I don’t want anyone to show me how to play pool, or how to juggle.


    Low-pressure system.
    , 3:28 PM

    At the beginning of the week, my two best mates, both here and abroad, presented me with some heaviness that’s going on in their lives. There was nothing I could do for either of them, and I felt a bit sucked in. And now here’s me with that last post, going back, exhuming old stuff I thought wasn’t an issue anymore.

    The other night I was walking home, and the air was cold and damp, like it had come off the sea — the Firth of Forth, which I could see if I followed the line of Easter Road all the way forward. The next day, it was sunny and hot. It’s so changeable, inconstant right now.

    Maybe there’s something planetary or weather-wise going on that’s affecting us. It really does feel that random and external.

    Cosgrove just said something cool to me on MSN about sharing the load of personal crap with friends: “All you want sometimes is to have someone listen and really understand, or just empathize and not try to tell you ‘It’s nothing’ but get that it (what you’re feeling) is somethingeven if it (what’s going on) is empirically nothing.”

    I like that.


    Lots of questions.
    , 1:37 PM

    Why is “So how’s your love-life?” an open topic for conversation? I don’t have a love-life, I just shag people.

    Next question.

    ~

    I haven’t been blogging, I know. I’ve been having distant thoughts like thunder on the horizon, but they won’t come in. There’s no rain.

    I think I’m pregnant: There’s a new book stirring in my belly. I know nothing about it yet, but I have a feeling it’s going to be a difficult delivery — not the process, which I’m well familiar and comfortable with, but the subject matter and the depth of it. Each book digs a little deeper into my backyard, and with this being the fourth one, some stuff is going to get uncovered.

    There are some themes going around my head lately.

    One of them is the idea of passion versus balance. Star Wars of all things made me aware that I’d been thinking about this. I’ve been doing lots of thinking and work about centering, disidentifying from the stories and thoughts blowing through my life, and getting to a really nice, still place. The challenge with this, though, is that you can do that to a point where you’re unmoved byanything. There’s a level of disconnection that’s dangerous.

    I suppose awareness practice doesn’t ask for disconnection at all, but rather full participation, complete presence. Still, there’s a bliss in being free from the trashiness of daily dramas that’s seductive.

    But art is driven by passion. You have to be out there in the mud and grass, rolling on the concrete, to have any ideas or even to be bothered creating something. Is all art reaction?

    Ugh. This feels a bit like when I left acting, ’cause I was sick of having to become these troubled people for a living. If my life gets too settled and comfortable, though, I’ll have nothing to say, no experiences to reflect or report on. I feel like this next book isn’t really going to happen until I let go, indulge my passion, and get involved in… things. I just don’t know what those things are at the moment.

    This doesn’t mean I subscribed to the f*ed up artist school of thought. Personal torment and creative ability are not the same thing. It’s boring to watch people indulge themselves or try to sanctify their victimhood. Drama, as I’ve said elsewhere, is for people avoiding the responsibility of creating something better.

    ~

    A few nights ago, a new friend invited me out to theEdinburgh Rush festival. It was exactly what I needed, to get out of the house and go to an arts event. I had one particularly good talk with a singer/songwriter named Chris Brown. Blethering about the creative process — telling someone about how I write a book, hearing how he creates a song — got me excited about the possibilities of it at a time when I’ve just been sliding, hibernating, composting. Even better was that when he got up to sing he was really good!

    ~

    I’ve been reading some delicious writing. The other night I read a story by Salman Rushdie from a great fundraising anthology called Telling Tales. It was such an imaginative treat, and I received it like an invitation: Here was exactly the kind of story I like to write, imaginative without apology, descriptive and evocative — realising all the possibilities of magical realism.

    ~

    Another theme that keeps coming up is child abuse. Yeah, no fun. Last night I was reading an article about the prominent and much-admired Internet lawyer Larry Lessig’s taking on a sexual abuse case against the boy-choir school he went to. In doing so, he had to confront the fact that he’d been abused there, too.

    I was reading this while waiting for Geoff, as we were going to see a movie called Mysterious Skin, which was about… sexual abuse.

    This wasn’t part of my experience at all, thank God. At the same time, though, I think back to my childhood, and it feels like the crime was there without a culprit. I was a very young child when I became aware that I was different, and I knew somehow that a lot of people would hate me for that difference, even though I have no memory of the topic ever being discussed around me. My parents were certainly as liberal as was possible: Dad was a parole officer, standing up for people that general society had no use for.

    But there was something bad about me, and my thoughts and feelings were a constant stream of wrongs I had to hide. I’ve had very few direct experiences of that external hatred, but man did I do well at taking the job on myself as a boy. I had an ideal childhood, but I always felt a bit intense, a bit preoccupied, a bit scared of being found out, and a bit unhappy because of it. Big surprise that I was suicidal several years later, that I’ve lost someone to this same whirlpool of self-hatred, and that my “community” is so hell-bent on self-destruction.

    I get so bored of “gay this” and “gay that” when I don’t believe there is such a thing as “gay”. And yet, when I read and see these things, it feels familiar, and it hurts. I’ve tried hard so far to produce work that’s not about that. There are so many other stories, and what effect the past has is completely up to each of us. But maybe I’m fooling myself if I think I can ignore this theme in my work and my life.

    I feel like I should cut this whole entry. Blyeech — more therapeutic barf on the Internet. But what’s the instinct to censor, except more apology and embarrassment about my experience.

    I’m going to have to write a bunch of happy, clever, funny posts in succession to bump this one off the front page.


    Room for one.
    Tuesday, May 10, 2005 , 6:24 PM

    My friend Sheila came over last night to finish up the last of the ‘zine printing. I’m embarrassed to have people over, because I know that I’m such a bachelor. For instance, she pointed out as we were talking that I was ‘dusting’ the shelf under the coffee table with my sock. Oops.

    I do, however, like to cook. Right now, I’ve got a mullagatawny soup on the boil that I think is going to be damned good. I just can’t cook when someone’s watching. I get all self-conscious in my tiny kitchen and drop things. Same thing with typing: I can’t do it when someone’s watching, and my fignres strat splipnig…

    Bit strange in someone who used to act and sing in front of crowds of people.

    ~


    My scented geranium, which Patrick and Anita gave me, has sprouted tiny flowers. I think it’s a faint, obsequious little show in a vain attempt to keep me from killing it. Patrick showed me this trick with plants called “watering”, and I think it likes it. I don’t want it to get too comfortable, though. Bachelors aren’t big on commitment, even to the insentient.


    In bloom.
    Friday, May 06, 2005 , 1:11 PM

    The cherry blossoms are out in Edinburgh. They sworl around my feet, or fall from trees like I’m in a queer ticker-tape parade. They celebrate nothing at all, except being.

    ~

    Last Saturday was Beltane. I went up Calton Hill at night with my good friends, got rat-arse drunk on tequila and tonic, and watched the procession of painted-up nakedy people and fire take us into the new season.

    I also saw Casablanca. I’d never seen it before. Growing up, I never liked black and white movies because they were always full of talking and mush. I guess I like that now. In fact, that’s what I appreciated most: The dialogue. It was like a hold-over from theatre. Everything a character says is a clever quip, and moves the plot forward. There’s something to be said for that, for art to be heightened, not just a copy of life but an improvement on it.

    ~

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    p>It occurred to me last night that I’ve now officially been in Edinburgh four years.

  • April 2005

    Not the same.
    Thursday, April 28, 2005 , 10:18 PM

    I went to see The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy this evening with my friends. As my brother said this evening when we talked on Skype, they were the first books I read that made me laugh out loud. I laughed until I cried at the bit where the whale falls to earth and blows up in a rain of meat. I’m sure that in some way inspired the exploding panda at the beginning of The Willies.

    But it’s not the same now. When I tried to read the first book a few years ago, the sense of humour just didn’t gibe with me at all. Likewise, the movie seemed to be rushing to stick in parts of the book that it wanted to allude to (allusion, there you go — defined that word for my beloved nephew a few days back). But there was something hollow about it for me. I don’t think it was just a UK/US misunderstanding.

    Strangely, though, the bits I skimmed over as a kid, or didn’t even notice — that developed the relationship between Arthur and Trillian — were the most interesting to me now. Back then, I loved all the science fictiony made-up bits, and as a magical realist, I’m still in love with imaginative writing. But what compelled me most about the movie was the relationship between those two, those feelings, those strings of hormones and neuropeptides and Symposium-esque Platonic otherhalfnesses. (I think I’m also in the dreaded grip of Spring Fever.)

    Although…

    There was one scene in which [SPOILER, like you haven’t read the book] Arthur is travelling over the new Earth with Slartibartfast (played by Bill Nighy, whom I love in everything I’ve seen him in), with great symphonic chords underneath, and I felt that sense of wonder I did back then. Walking home tonight, the song “Heaven and Hell”, the theme to the Carl Sagan 1980 PBS series “Cosmos”, played on my MP3 player. (Okay, which is my phone, but nevermind the details.) Its cheesy, Vangelis-y chords reminded me of the time I spent with my best friend Karl, watching that show, wondering at the universe we lived in. The world we pretended about with those ideas was infinite, bound in only by our imaginations.

    Karl had Muscular Dystrophy. Because of this, we spent nearly every day together, drawing cartoons in his parents’ basement, reading books, or pretending about other worlds and other possibilities. Brainy, inventive stuff was the only option on the table. Karl always was the smarter of the two of us.

    Undoubtedly, he died long ago. People with his form of MD rarely see the age of 20. I regret that his family never told me about it, and I’ve been unable to find any record of it on the web. Of course, it wouldn’t make any difference. He’s now part of that vastness that we wondered about — as I am, only I’m still in that illusory “world of opposites” part of it, where through my ego I can imagine myself as somehow separate from it, an individual within it.

    When, in the movie, I heard that banjoey twang of theHitchhiker’s Guide theme, I was immediately rewound to those days, to that sense of how funny it all was then, and how inviting that limitless world of madeupness was. I’m very happy that my life’s work is still based on those principles.

    Further to that, today I received a rejection letter from the publisher who’a been sitting on my book. As rejections go, it was as good as they come: He loves the book, but budgetary constraints mean they’re only doing non-fiction this year. So he recommended me to another, bigger publisher, who are expecting the manuscript. And if nothing happens with them, he’s invited me to go back to him with it. Wow.

    I walked to the movie this evening, after getting this letter, with the sun shining in my eyes. I felt like the lord of my domain. Yes, I’ve been practicing this Zen notion of detachment, of not getting emotionally hooked by things. But this stirred the embers in me up to a flame. I don’t know where the balance is: On the one hand, I believe it’s good to know this detachment, to just be the doing of things, not crave them with the ego, or need them to fulfill anything that rightly I can only supply myself with. But on the other hand, I deeply believe that I’m here to learn how to manifest ideas, how to make the imagined real. This show of support from a professional in the publishing business was a reminder to be a little less humble, to get off my arse and put my work out there so I might know some success for it, so I can become a bigger creator.

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    Ribbet, ribbet… BANG!
    Wednesday, April 27, 2005 , 4:22 PM

    My buddy Heipel just pointed this news item out to me, about frogs in Hamburg that are blowing up.

    Okay, I had it as seagulls, but I can see how the great forces would have decided that frogs were more easily splodable.

    ~

    I had a dream a few mornings ago that it was the last day of school before summer holiday, only I didn’t have to go back in the fall. That was it, I was finished. No more school ever.

    Then I woke up, and found that I really didn’t have to go to school ever again. Life is one big, long summer break. Except, as Patrick pointed out to me, we have bank accounts.

    P.S. I have an extra ticket for Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy for tomorrow at 5:20, if anyone wants to go.

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    What next… disco?
    Tuesday, April 26, 2005 , 9:54 AM

    As I sent out e-mails yesterday, making plans with my friends, I had a strange sense of deja vu:

    On Thursday we’re going to see the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy movie. (By the way, gang, I’ve picked up the tickets. We’re good to go.) Yesterday’s e-mails were about my reserving tickets for the final Star Wars movie. And Patrick was trying to sort out a time for me to catch up on the Doctor Who episodes I’d missed that he’d TiVO-ed.

    What am I, eleven again?

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    Writing in restaurants.
    Sunday, April 24, 2005 , 1:58 PM

    Yesterday I spent several hours writing the article on Belarus. It was a toughie, because the subject is so big and sprawling, and I wasn’t clear what my angle on it was. Yes, I actually experienced writer’s block at work this week over it.

    Of course, there’s no such thing as writer’s block; it’s always a matter of fixating on outcome, or not asking enough questions about the task at hand. With this piece, it was time to just dive in and get the thing written — to tell the story, give some information, and get an idea across.

    So yesterday I begged out of an invitation to what sounded like a lovely picnic and spent my time in The Elephant House, then when that got too smoky, in Favorit, writing away. It’s my perfect Saturday, really, though I’m not used to doing work-work at the weekend. But there’s so little difference between work and play in this regard.

    On the way home, I detoured into The Waverley Bar because I figured Liz was working. Indeed she was, so we chatted for a bit until the pub filled up a bit.

    The challenge with epiphanies is that the newness wears off, and they get incorporated into daily life. Such is the case with my latest round of insights: it’s tough to get the exhilaration I had a few weeks ago. Happily, though, those ways of thinking have become habit. One way this is showing up is that I’m talking a lot more to people in public, cutting through the business of social roles and addressing them as another wandering soul hungry for love that I’m connected to in this life. In any given moment there’s an opportunity for us to make each other happy, or at least be decent to each other, so I’ve been trying to do more of that lately.

    How this manifested last night was that I fell into conversation with two neat guys, Malcolm and History. Yeah, his nickname was History, which I loved. They were very bright, very funny guys. The fact that they bought me two pints of 80/- and a whisky just endeared them to me further.

    And now it’s Sunday. I’ve got a completely free, nothing day, and I’m just relaxing.

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    To Belarusia with love.
    Friday, April 22, 2005 , 10:52 AM

    I’ve been looking for non-leather shoes. Most of what’s available on the net looks like it was woven from coconuts by monkeys.

    ~

    Life advances, and is good. Nothing specific to report.

    The most interesting thing I’ve been working on for The Coach is an article about a trip our marketing director took to Belarus recently. A client of ours set up an organisation that, to date, has brought over $20 million worth of medical supplies, food, and other goods to the country. My co-worker went to help out on one of the organisation’s aid missions.

    I didn’t know anything about Belarus until starting to research this piece, but, man, they have it bad. First Chernobyl coughed evil on their country, contaminating about 20% of the land with radioactive isotopes that will take up to 24,400 years to become inactive. Most of the people live through subsistence farming, which means they’re regularly ingesting highly radioactive material. What do you do when the choice is between that and starving?

    Then the country got a despot for president, who dragged the nation back into the Cold War. He keeps passing measures to extend his rule as leader, while making his opponents “disappear”. Condoleeza Rice called President Lukashenko “the last dictator in Europe” — and this, coming from her! Amnesty International aren’t very fond of him, either.

    But this client of ours is persisting through the maze of red tape and bureaucracy to help these people. He thanks our company, saying that this is only possible because of the income and free time that he created in our program. It’s nice to see how many of these entrepreneurs reach a level of success where they’re not interested in the money anymore. They want to create something more, something lasting. And they turn to philanthropy. Being inventive and powerful people, they produce some impressive and moving results.

    The article will appear in the next issue of Strategic eNews (the newsletter I write for The Strategic Coach).

    The challenge in writing the piece is that I can’t get political. It’s not our style, and it wouldn’t help the mission, because the president is already highly suspicious of anything from the west. Even writing this, I’m afraid of it being linked back somehow to that good work.

    Much of the charity’s work is with orphans, bringing them to Canada for medical treatment and for a respite from — well, from being constantly irradiated. Some isotopes can be eliminated through diet. Others, unfortunately, take firmer hold in the body. The incidence of cancer in the population there is beyond comprehension.

    The orphans’ trips to Canada are a complex matter, as they can be interpreted as interference, an attempt to steal away a generation of Belarusians. Yet at home, they’re classed as non-persons. About 17% of them try to kill themselves on leaving school, because they see no future for themselves. This organisation tries to keep them in school and provide a university education for them when they get older. Perhaps this — a class of people who’ve been treated abominably but have gained a sense of self-esteem and a realisation of their own abilities — is the most frightening prospect of all to the current regime.

    The current generation is only now reaching the age when they can have children of their own. No one knows how severe the effects of the radiation will be on their ability to reproduce. Some speculate that their future as a people is in doubt, unless some of these children have a chance to get well.

    You can find out more about this aid mission here:Canadian Aid for Chernobyl.

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    It’s raining stories.
    Sunday, April 17, 2005 , 7:17 PM

    I wrote seven short stories this afternoon. Really little ones, but I did it just for fun, and it was fun. Here I’d been putting off writing one, but when I approached a different way, it became easy to write a bunch of them.

    Last week I finished everything I was supposed to do early one night, and was chatting to Cosgrove online. I told him I had nothing to do (not that I was bored — I think boredom is noncommittal suicide). So he challenged me to write him a one-page story. But what? For days I was wondering what to write about, but then yesterday it hit me: Write something just for him, not for any other purpose — because planning outcomes before creating the thing is the surest way to blow the creative ether out the window. Okay, I thought, but what sort of story would he like? I didn’t know, so I started flipping through genres in my head, and came up with ideas for every genre I could think of. And today I wrote them, just silly things to keep me in shape between projects, covering, respectively: suspense, horror, romance, nostalgia, science fiction, and fantasy. I sent them to him first, but I also posted them here.

    ~

    Friday night, a bunch of us went to The Stand to see some comedy. I’m really not big on comedy, for the reason I’ve mentioned here a few times, that as an ex-performer, it’s not fun for me to watch people try so hard, and sometimes fail. I feel responsible for them, because that’s how I was trained to be as an actor.

    This night was no different from any other comedy nights I’ve been to: Some funny people, often having to handle arseholes heckling from the audience, and some not-funny people, either being heckled cruelly when we all already know what’s happening, or everyone sitting in silence waiting for the pain to stop.

    Three of the four acts were very good, and the one not-good one was nice. Really nice, so not laughing was tough. And the compere (or MC in North American English) was an utter, utter arsehole of a self-loathing, bitchy gay man. Unfortunately, the crowd, not being accustomed to this breed of person, mistook him for funny. “Oh! He said a dirty word for genitals and sex acts!” (Or a succession of dirty words for genitals and sex acts.) And then there was his bizarre projection onto male audience members, in which he accused them of being gay. And this was funny. Because (*titter*) gay is funny!

    And I wish to fuck people would give that up.

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    Another log on the fire.
    Thursday, April 14, 2005 , 12:17 PM

    Here’s another short story. This one’s called “Finity“. Just a bit of fun. It’s about an insurance salesman at the end of the world:

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    Londrunk.
    Monday, April 11, 2005 , 10:29 AM

    This weekend, I went down to London with Patrick. We had a great weekend, though a list of what we did wouldn’t take up much space. It was a time better measured in relationship distance: I met his friends Owen and Stéphanie, and instantly understood why he likes them both so much. We stayed at Owen’s and had a very ‘European’ evening with Steph, eating marzipan and drinking citron pressé then going to a French café to eat wine, olives, and bread. Admittedly, it was a chain, but it’s a chain that has bottled fin de siécle Paris perfectly. I wouldn’t have been surprised to see Hemingway there in a corner, sharpening a little pencil with a knife into a saucer. With both of these people, I felt an instant rapport and immediately enjoyed the happy friction that is good conversation full of laughs — a kind of mental frottage, if you’ll excuse the expression.

    We also went to Heaven, London’s Big Gay Club, but this happened, like everything else in the weekend, by accident. We made no plans, and everything flowed together, which is not only my recipe for a good weekend (since my weekly plans are usually tight), but for a great vacation. On this occasion, one of Owen’s friends, whom we met while sitting around in a pub called Retro, where Owen knew everyone who walked through the door, breezed us past a queue and some security, into a huge brick chamber under Charing Cross Station, much like The Arches in Glasgow. We were soon being handed glasses of champagne. I’m not a club person, but if I’m going to be there, this seemed a nice way to do it.

    The main feature of the weekend for me was my friendship with Patrick. We’ve travelled some, but usually by car. Going by plane was going to be different, I figured, having to sort out the flights and trains. As I’d anticipated, his company was an utter pleasure. We’ve known each other for almost four years, and we’ve worked a lot on this friendship. As a result, we know how to handle each other really well, how to have the best time when it’s good, and how to take control in situations where the other is out of his element.

    My blissed-out state lasted the whole weekend, as a mad rush of incredibly varied people streamed past me everywhere, and I loved watching them all, being amongst them (though that intensity of human energy would be wearing if I lived in it; Edinburgh is much slower, even as a capital city). Also, there were a few hitches, but Patrick joined me in a gentle, responsive mindset. For instance, we missed our return flight yesterday, so we went away to talk about alternatives, then went back and put our credit cards on the desk. As the owner of the company I write for says, “If you’ve got enough money to solve the problem, you don’t have the problem.” We then set about chatting and people-watching for four hours.

    When we got on the plane, we were surrounded by French students in their early teens, who bounced up and down in their seats like a game of Whack-a-Mole (with no mallet in sight), and talked excitedly to each other in a very gutteral accent. I sat thinking, “I could be annoyed at them, but I bet I could see this another way.” Then it occurred to me: they weren’t being annoying, they were being excited about travelling. It was still disruptive after that, but it wasn’t bothersome. This seems to be the key lately, getting how few things in the world lately are actually about me. We didn’t manage to catch up with Tim, and I didn’t even hear from him at all. I immediately went into an old reactive mode, thinking, “Well, fine then, if he can’t be bothered getting in touch with me…” Then I thought about his show, the number of band-gigs he’s doing, and the fact that he’s the father of two, one of whom is an infant. I had no idea what was up, but after that it was easy to imagine it wasn’t about me. Besides which, do I want to be pissed at an old friend and drift away from him, or do I want to know this neat guy? The answer was easy, and I dropped it.

    So this is how the weekend went, constantly choosing to go with the fun option, not getting snagged on anything. Patrick is a smart, funny person to be around, but the fact that he shared this mindset made the whole time a great getaway.

    P.S. We didn’t drink that much; Friday was the only wild time. But during it, that title popped into my head, and I had to use it.

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    Everythingness.
    Thursday, April 07, 2005 , 7:32 PM

    The experience I had the other night was not a fleeting thing. For a few days now, I’ve had this constant experience of it. It’s blissful.

    I realised how antagonistic my approach to other people I encounter in public is. Instead, the past few days I’ve been dealing with others as — not even quite brothers or sisters, but as literally being me. We’re all part of the same stuff. In this mode of thought, antagonism isn’t just negative, it’s silly. How can you be aggressive toward a part of yourself?

    Yesterday I wrote a letter to the editor who has my book. I sent it off this morning, and for a change didn’t feel nervous about it at all. There’s nothing “out there” to achieve because there is no “out there” out there. I am, and that as far as it goes. There are things I want to achieve in life, but these days I’m after them because they seem fun, not because I believe they’ll fix or change anything. They don’t have to, because there’s nothing wrong, nothing missing. It’s just games to play; no results will make me any more real or alive. All that is already here in this moment.

    I’m sitting in a food court near the train station, having found a nice little natural foods store. All these people around me — the oldsters with their tea, the bored staff on their breaks, the laughing friends, the parents with their children (whom I find cute!), the bewildered-looking street-person gawking at the cabinet full of sweets, even the smokers! — I love them.

    I’m waiting to take the train out to Patrick‘s, ’cause we’re off to London together tomorrow. I’m very happy to be going in this state of mind. I’m going to have a lot of fun. Hopefully I’ll be able to catch up with my friend Tim, who’s in a show there, but at any rate I’ll meet Patrick’s friend Owen, who’s just existed until now as one of those people on the Internet.

    I’ve also caught up with another friend, Gareth, who I’d lost touch with — which is not right, ’cause he’s a bright guy I like. We went to The Filmhouse, where we saw Ma Mere, arguably the most depraved movie I’ve ever seen. It took us some time to decompress afterward: we didn’t hate it, but it explored a lot of uncomfortable boundaries without apology or hesitation. I knew it dealt with an incestuously close mother-son relationship, but I was very wrong to think that was the risky ace up its sleeve. Oh no. It just kept going and going, often for no seeming reason except to go. I had a terrible sleep last night because this movie was in my head, recasting relationships from the distant past in new, conflicted ways. But nothing it imagined was as warped or convoluted as the situations those characters put themselves into.

    Work is good. I’ve lots to work on, including some a fun interview with one of our staff who went to visit one of our entrepreneur clients in Belarus, where he’s set up a medical relief organisation. We’re not just about making people rich. With most of the entrepreneurs, they reach a point where the money isn’t the point, and they ask themselves “What can I do with this that will matter?” And they do some pretty touching, pretty big things.

    Yay! I just received an e-mail approving a sales fax I did the “fancy writing” on from a brief. The last one went through eight revisions, so getting it in one feels nice.

    It’s funny that I read my writing guru Natalie Goldberg going on and on about this Zen awareness stuff for years, but never took an interest in it. Now I see how this is useful for a writer, to witness the world this way, and to respect all of it. I don’t know what more to say about it. Words don’t really touch it.

    I realise how kooky this probably sounds, but I don’t care. This offers me things I don’t want to miss. It gives me permission to go wherever I need to go creatively and honour that, not try to make it fit into a nice and presentable form. But the biggest payoff is that it turns off that constant background noise I’ve had for so many years, that longing, the worry, the incompleteness. The world of dualities is the beginning of suffering. Suffering’s no fun.

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    I can see my house from here.
    Wednesday, April 06, 2005 , 12:54 PM


    As the French would say: Super-cool! Nasa has released a piece of open-source (e.g. free) software that lets you browse the whole Earth in real time.

    It’s called NASA World Wind. This should give us something to play with until Google Maps expands beyond the US.

    ~

    Apologies if it seems like I’m not replying to your e-mails. Somehow my SMTP server has got on a blacklist, so my messages are being bounced back from Yahoo and some other mail hosts. I’m pursuing this with my host; hopefully we can clear this up quickly.

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    Recycled.
    Tuesday, April 05, 2005 , 3:22 PM

    Yay! I took my recycling to the depot today and discovered that there’s a new bin for cardboard, plastic bottles, and drink boxes. Hazzah! My rubbish output has just been halved. Congratulations, Edinburgh, on getting that together.

    I’m sitting in the Central Library, where the blue sky blazes through the glass in the four walls around me. It’s still a bit chilly — in here, too. I’m going to move soon.

    There’s a man two tables in front of me reading newspapers, wearing garden gloves. Does newspaper ink still smudge? I rarely read the things, since I get all my information on the web and through RSS feeds. I try not to read too much of the news. Feeding tubes, celebrities, murders, mergers, and popes get tired fast, and are irrelevant to my daily existence.

    Last night I lay in bed, where sometimes I’m struck with heavy thoughts about the future — my own, my family’s. Admittedly, I was feeling a bit lonely, too, even though I don’t particularly want a relationship. The way I’m thinking lately, the drive to relationship is more of an addiction to the endorphins and other associated chemicals than it is an actual need. The other person is practically a variable. It’s also, I dunno, sometimes it seems a way to avoid being conscious or working on what’s important, hiding out in someone else.

    I lay there, thinking about all this, wondering about what two different people said to me while I was chatting online: “Why are you not with someone? You’re so [this and that]…” I had no answer for them. I thought about my parents, being together these forty-odd years, and how strange that would seem to me.

    Then something odd happened: I stopped feeling like a separate, distinct entity. Loneliness and separation clearly belonged to the same illusion: There wasn’t me and the universe, there was just the universe, with me as part of it. I felt it flowing through me (which I suppose it does, since I’ve none of the cells or atoms in me that I did just a few years ago). I fell asleep with a smile on my face.

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    No more capless pens.
    Friday, April 01, 2005 , 10:03 AM

    I just discovered the best thing: the Mailing Preference Service. It’s the postal equivalent of a “No-call” list. I have to walk a few blocks to the back of the B&Q hardware shop to put my recycling in big dumpsters. Every bit of junk mail means I have to go sooner. And I’m sorry, charities, sending me a biro in the mail does notmake me want to write you a cheque. It pains me that over 90% of the things that I throw out each week are recyclable in Toronto — and this is a small country!

    ~

    I finished reading The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Nighttime (in two sittings, as Liz suggested it would probably take). I enjoyed it, and find it funny how acutely aware it’s made me of my own idiosyncracies — except I can’t excuse them away with a syndrome. As I read the book, I found myself wishing I could, though. For instance, in the gay community in Toronto, people often took the liberty of greeting me and saying goodbye with a kiss on the lips. It was intended as a caring gesture, but for me it was always like having someone cop a feel. It would have been great to just scream, curl up in a ball on the floor, or bark at them like a dog. “Oh, it’s okay. He just does that because he’s got Hamefelter’s Syndrome.”

    ~

    Tonight a few of the Friday Gang and I are having supper at Karen’s, then going to see a jazz band calledHejira. The tracks on the band’s website sound uber-cool, so I’m looking forward to it.

    ~

    Last night I worked until 2AM. I’d juggled my schedule a bit during the day, and was surprised that what I took to be a simple job ended up taking a lot more effort. Patrickcame over in the evening for Writing Night (something new we’re doing), at which I did the remaining layout work for the Dunderheid ‘zine, then when he left I got down to work… And didn’t get up again until it was very late.

    But I loved it. Things have been slow lately with work, and that’s when my mind grows cobwebs. But this, reworking the copy for the new company website, was like a mad hike through the jungle. It wasn’t work, it wasfun.

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    p>I’m grateful for the life I have.

  • March 2005

    Commentary on commentators.
    , 8:40 AM

    I think that I will never read another book review. I was just reading one from Slate about a new novel. (I guess that’s redundant.) I grew more interested as I learned the book was a magic realist story. Then the commentators took a swipe at the writer, just a mild one, but I was left thinking, “Who are these people to be talking abouthim?

    Taking a step backwards, I now look at the whole ofSlate, and I wonder what it’s for. It’s a bunch of gas-bags venting about current events and cultural inventions, sounding clever, but adding nothing.

    If there’s an information equivalent to toxic shock, I’m there. Last night I sat and read a hundred pages of a book, and my brain was itching like a junky to get back to the computer.

    Ahead of me, through the library windows, I see a herd of triangular, slate-covered roofs. Some have terracotta chimney-pots coming up out of them, and one has a television aerial.

    Right now, there’s nothing wrong. This state of mind is a lasting bit of the awareness practice reading I did. I was walking in town today, passing by the great gorge between the Regent Road and the Old Town, which contains the train station and other odds and ends, and I looked at the sky. It had — and still has — a colour like newsprint. I checked my feelings, which were flat.Something’s wrong, my brain thought habitually. But just as quickly, it occurred to me that something was only wrong if I was obliged to feel one particular way. The mind is hungry for consistency like that: “Always happy! Always happy! Sameness! Survival!” I took what I was feeling and was satisfied with it. The sky was not “grim”; it was blank, yet to be printed on.

    It’s been cool again lately, and not so spring-like. I don’t resent the season I’m in anymore, or hope for the next one. As an aging, mortal creature with much to lose, I’m not in any hurry for time to pass.


    Nice weekend.
    Monday, March 28, 2005 , 5:02 PM

    Friday: Chat at Liz‘s and drinks at Pivo.

    Saturday: Talked with the family on Skype for ages, then went out to Patrick’s, where we watched the launch of the new Doctor Who, which was gladdeningly charming. It was fun to be here for the start (or re-start) of something so quintessentially British.

    Sunday: Liz had an Easter egg hunt for a bunch of us in her flat, which reduced us to six-year-olds. More conversation ensued, people went off their separate ways, then Liz and I went to see The Machinist, a very stylish film that veered uncomfortably close to Fight Club, without being anywhere as important. Ultimately, it seemed to be an exercise in displaying how Method-ically skinny Christian Bale could make himself. Icky.

    It’s grey, rainy, and kinda cold again.


    Are you not thinking yet?
    Friday, March 25, 2005 , 1:12 PM

    Relax, I’m not referring to dismantling the universe or anything like that… This time.

    My editor asked me to read a book on web usability, because we’re writing copy for the next iteration of the company’s website. (Which, thanks to the team, especially my beloved Margaux, is going to be very pretty.)

    The book is called Don’t Make Me Think!. Ironically, it immediately got me thinking about my own website. I haven’t changed it in several years, mainly ’cause I’m not doing the web design thing anymore, so I don’t need it as a showcase. I also couldn’t think of anything better. But it always did kinda bug me that the navigation was a bit weird and non-intuitive; it required you to click something here, then notice something over there. That’s a level of thinking, exactly the sort of thing this author Steve Krug says should be eliminated to help your readers/users. Add to this the fact that I never used two of the four categories.

    The book is a quick and practical read, and as I went through it I immediately saw what else I could do instead, which is either a testament to him, or to my having gained some distance from the old design.

    Anyway, here it is. I’ve still got some decorating to do, but it’s built and the walls are painted.

    As a seasoned web designer, I know that the first thing everyone says on the launch of a new website is “Why didn’t you–?”, “Couldn’t it–?”, “I don’t like how–“, or “This is broken.” If you’re reading this, know that I love you, but, er… don’t. My intention (in starting yesterday afternoon and working until 4:30 in the morning) was to build a simple, easy-to-modify website, and this works for me.


    Where in the noosphere is Hamish?
    Wednesday, March 23, 2005 , 8:44 PM

    Busy. I’ve been juggling a few things, and finishing off my head-sorting, life-sorting work. Or so I thought: Having worked through the Zen-ish book, I’m left in an open field, looking up at clouds and stars. It’s a big, happy blank. There’s nowhere to go, nothing to do. I’m not separate from anything. So now comes the tricky balance between moving toward things I want in life and not missing each moment of existence.

    Onto more practical, understandable matters: Any e-mail sent to my in-box on Thursday went into the aether, never to be seen again. I was in-between web hosts. Apologies if your message was one of them.


    Saturday, March 19, 2005 , 3:15 PM

    Last night I went out to Patrick’s with Philip and Murray, where we found Patrick, Liz, Geoff, Keith, and Anita making supper. I’d hyperlink their names to all their various blogs, but I can’t be arsed: I’m sitting in Princes Street Gardens.

    I just finished the last session in the preparation course for Powerful Partnerships, the “citizen’s advocacy” group I’ve got involved with. Last night was a blast: I had a really good time with my mates, got home at a reasonable hour, and yet I had a terrible sleep. My main thought this morning was just to survive this final day in the course so I could go home and have a nap.

    It helps to have a theme when approaching a day, but “I’m sleepy” seemed a sure-fire way to have a lousy time, learn nothing, and make no valuable contribution. Plus they gave us biscuits and sandwiches. I also bought a big bottle of water — hydration helps with tiredness. Though every damned liquid product in this country has f*ing sugar in it, as this lime-water proved to, too. Why?!

    So the session was valuable and dropped in the last missing pieces, addressing my concerns about being an advocate. The group also had a fun dynamic, which has raised my confidence throughout about this being a good experience.

    So now it’s all over, and what’s next is for me to start meeting real people, one of whom I’ll actually end up being an advocate for. The preparation is over.

    And this day! There’s no way I want to take a nap now and miss this beautiful warmth, the daffodils bursting from the ground, the warm sun kick-starting my pineal gland into making me feel springtime happy. So now I’m sat in the gardens with pairs and groups of people walking past or sitting on the lawns, every other one of them with an ice cream cone in their hand.

    Unfortunately, I haven’t got much mental energy to do much else than just sit here. But this is enough, isn’t it? All the effort, all the striving, is about enjoying a great quality of life, and this is definitely a good moment, not to be missed.

    A throng of people just went past making a ruckus. They’re rehearsing the passion play that’s to happen here next week. (Like Beltane, only instead of the resurrected Green Man, it’s a guy in a bathrobe. Same myth, different spiritual costume designer.) I found out about the passion play today from a young medical student who showed up to the session late. He’s going to be taking part in it. Meanwhile, as the Practice Christ is dragged past, Rufus Wainwright sings “Instant Pleasure” into my ears through my headphones: “I don’t want somebody to love me/Just give me sex whenever I want it.” Hee.

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    Out of touch.
    Friday, March 18, 2005 , 12:53 AM

    Sorry for not responding properly to e-mails for the past few days. I’ve not had proper access to my mailservers.Aaargh! After spending fifty quid to move to a new web-host, along with talking endlessly to various technical support people, it turns out that the issue was just my router. How did I solve the problem? Unplugging it and plugging it back in.

    Lord.

    For every bit of capability these machines add, they make an equal demand in time and money.

    ~

    I wanted to share my favourite poems that were read the other night. Happily, they all seem to be in the public domain, or at least posted elsewhere on the Internet (in varying degrees of eye-boiling web design):

    “Song of Myself”, Section 6
    Walk Whitman

    “The Last Words of My English Grandmother”
    William Carlos Williams

    “A True Account of Talking to the Sun at Fire Island”
    Frank O’Hara

    “The Housedog’s Grave”
    Robinson Jeffers

    “The Fish”
    Elizabeth Bishop

    “The Steeple-Jack”
    Marianne Moore

    “Proem: To Brooklyn Bridge”
    Hart Crane
    (NB: It’s a bit buried on the page. Best do a search for “Hart Crane”)


    Wednesday, March 16, 2005 , 1:34 PM

    Last night, I went to The Scottish Poetry Library for an event in a series called “Selected Works.” Philip told me about it, and was going to meet me there, except when he was stopped at the corner of St Mary and Holyrood, a prostitute jumped in his car just as the light changed. He didn’t make it on time — not because he accepted her very forward offer, but because he had to drive around the block to put her back where he found her. We met afterward in the Regent Pub, and I told him that I didn’t mind, ’cause that’s the best excuse anyone’s ever given me for being late.

    The poems were selected and most of them read by an American named Mark Doty. I’d not heard of him before, but that means nothing, as I’ve not heard of most poets. I was happy that he wasn’t a Gay Poet, which is more or less how Phil set up the event for me, but instead was just a person. The topic wasn’t hidden, but it didn’t come to the fore because it wasn’t at issue in the conversation.

    Instead, the evening was about savouring the voices of Doty’s favourite poets. I have the list of readings in my jacket pocket, and want to search them all out again, because they were beautiful, aurally delicious. Whitman, Dickenson, Jeffers, Crane, Williams and a few others — their thoughts came from the past through the magic of inscription and rereading, and unfolded again in the air, fresh, new, and moving for us. It helped that Doty is a very good reader. But those words! Prose is like water — nourishing, essential — but poetry, something I don’t usually partake in, poetry is intoxicating liquor. Some of it’s rough booze, but what we heard last night was like a swig of good, open, unpretentious wine. I was drunk as I heard those words, and felt challenged to wake up, wake up, wake up! to everything, the sublime and the frightening, that which affirms and that which destroys.

    Philip’s ex’s uncle (it took me a bit to get it, too) joined us at The Regent. He’d not been carjacked by prostitutes, so he made it to the event. He’s been a fan of Doty’s for years, so this evening was a special event for him. It turns out that he works with Ottakar’s, the bookseller, and has in his head exactly everything I don’t know about Scottish publishing. I need to follow up with him.

    I’ve had no time in the last day and won’t have time today to pick up my “investigation”, which leaves me a bit unsettled. Tonight is another training session with the crisis advocacy group, then Saturday is an all-day session, the final bit of training. I’m not sure where this is all going, or how it will fit in. Meanwhile, RyanAir has just announced a cheap hostel service, and I’m sorely tempted to run away. I haven’t got the spare cash, and my debts are at zero, so I don’t want to mess with that.

    Ah, but here’s something you can help me with, if you’re so inclined: (Since it’s been pointed out that I rarely ask for help, and thus don’t give people in my life a chance to contribute to me.) I’m hearing nothing back from the publisher regarding Idea in Stone. This doesn’t mean anything, and isn’t necessarily bad. My inclination is to leave it, because being forceful with editors goes over as well as declaring “I love you” to a date: they run away. But FFS, it’s coming on a year since I finished the book. I want to do something with it. Whaddya think? Should I…

    • Leave it alone. After all, they said they’d get in touch when they knew anything. And they’ve said good things about the novel. Best not to foul things up when you’ve found someone who ‘gets’ the book.
    • Gently inquire, asking how it’s going.
    • Gently inquire, asking if they’ve made a decision.
    • Write and ask if there’s a timeframe for making the decision.
    • Write and ask if they’ve made a decision, because (EEK!) I would like to try other presses if they’re not going ahead with the project.
    • Something else I haven’t thought of.

    Thanks in advance for any suggestions or insights you might have.


    Monday, March 14, 2005 , 5:41 PM

    Crap. A nice lady just brought her little pink bundle of joy with a green Pizza Hut balloon tied to it into the coffeeshop where I’m working, and sat it in front of me. Actually, the little girl is very well-behaved, so I should shut up. I generally resent children in public. I don’t know where else they’re supposed to go.

    Lord, I’m way deep into this Zen process of “dismantling” myself. So now I’m stuck looking at “What is it about how children are allowed to be that I resent?” The answers to this stuff invariably have a greebly, ugly component to them.

    It’s all The World of Opposites, the continnua on which we find ourselves. Babies represent complete lack of self-control, and I work very hard at self-control. I resent their freedom. I resent their messiness and the disturbance they bring, because I work very hard at being “good” and polite and not bothering others in public. What am I afraid I would become if I were not “in control”?

    I am the baby.

    “Awareness practice” is like an X-ray that disintegrates everything it’s pointed at. Decidedly uncomfortable, but I’ve a feeling this process is going to prove very valuable in the end. The worst is realising just now that I’m not going to “get” this one, to work everything out and then be finished once and for all.

    The good news is that I’m finding the little girl cute, and can’t help smiling.

    P.S. From that coffeeshop, I moved on to the Forest Cafe to use their WiFi to send some files to work. Not only did I have problems connecting to my e-mail servers (for some inexplicable reason, and I can defend my technological reasons to be stymied), apparently I moved onto the next level in the me-with-kids videogame: there was a little boy there who climbed around me, made noise, and kept wanting to “Can I try?” with my equipment. Then there were the neoHippies around me, each of whom had their own annoying thing, like action figures designed to piss me off in specific ways.

    Now I’m back home in my space, my sanctuary, about to cook my supper and get back into my work (not my work-work, but this other work that I’ve been talking about here).

    I just read through a “magazine” I picked up at the health food store where I buy my popcorn. It had about three actual articles in it, and everything else was a veiled or not-veiled-at-all advertisement for bits of pseudoscientific magical jiggery-pokery that promised to make everything alright. Tempting, but I’m not falling for it. My salvation does not lie in a silver amulet the size of a sand-dollar, a cream to affect my magnetic field (I kid you not), or a spinal cord stimulator. (Sorry spinal cord. I know you wanted it.)


    Zender-bender
    , 12:57 PM

    It’s all kinda funny: I’ve been watching the DVD of I [Heart] Huckabees lately, with all the commentary tracks and such. I really enjoyed the movie back when Geoffand I first saw it, because it reminded me of the workshop work I did back in the Nineties. Watching it when I got the DVD was amusing at first, then as I listened to the director talking about its themes, it got a bit unsettling.

    This weekend I started doing the work I’ve been putting off, the investigation into what’s going on in my life lately — or not going on, or what I need to decide, or where I’m going, all that stuff — and things started getting freaky. I chose a book by a woman named Cheri Huber to use as a structure for looking at this stuff, because a book she wrote about relationships continues to be one of the most profound and perplexing wake-up calls I’ve encountered on the topic.

    I started honestly delving into the work in the book, which is based on Zen awareness practice, and I found myself laughing when the exact same themes and terms emerged as in Huckabees. Except Huckabees is supposed to be a comedy! Then again, as the Zen masters say “If you’re not laughing, you’re not getting it.”

    This is really hard work because it tills up all the unconscious, unquestioned bits of living that come from our social conditioning. It demands that you slip around corners fast enough to see your conditioned self coming, it–

    I’ve got to stop here. This is a realm where, as Barthes said about love, everything written says too much, yet not enough.

    I’m “dismantling”. That’s what they call it, and that’s what it feels like. Sure, it’s self-absorbed, but I think this is the level of work that’s available and required in a society where the lower parts of the Maslovian pyramid are all taken care of. I could just go have a pint, and in doing so I could miss the key to my whole existence. Of course, the key isn’t real, it’ll just be something I make up — but that’s a hell of a lot more useful than having nothing.

    I’ve got a lot of work to do, and I’m ready for it. It’s a bit scary that everything has to fall apart first, but there’s a point, as in Joseph Campbell’s “cosmogonic round”, where you can’t really refuse the call, ’cause your previous life doesn’t fit anymore. What’s funny is that things might end up looking exactly the same on the outside after all this. I don’t know yet.

    My buddy Cosgrove mentioned on his blog that he feels left out when I go into my cave like this, but I honestly don’t know how to involve someone else in this work.

    ~

    Stray thoughts I had over the weekend:

    I’ve never seen a dog eat an apple.

    Musketeers are famous for using swords, which is a bit odd, given their name. I guess “Rapierists” didn’t test well.


    H.A.L.T.
    , 10:21 AM

    My friend Paul pointed this out to me this morning:
    Mt. St. Helens erupts

    So at least I’m well tuned in.

    I had a good sleep last night. Funny what a difference that makes. A counsellor shared something brilliant with me several years ago: Our moods are aggravated by four factors, which can be summarised as H.A.L.T. — Hungry, Angry, Lonely, Tired. I’ve still got the same questions to answer, but being rested sure adds to my coping skills.

    And it’s sunny.


    Perfect: the storm!
    , 1:30 AM

    I found out what the storm was in my dream this morning. It was a time-hiccup: This evening I saw Flight of the Phoenix with Liz, in which a plane-full of people huddled together against certain death in plane passing through a swirling, miles-high desert sandstorm.

    What my mind was using it to represent, and why it stuck Toronto in there, I’m not sure.


    Something wicked this way comes.
    Wednesday, March 09, 2005 , 2:59 PM

    This morning I had a dream that there was a giant black cloud full of debris advancing over Toronto. I watched as the CN Tower bent over sideways, lost integrity, and collapsed down on itself. I was in Toronto to see a small theatre group put on a play I’d written, and we wound up hiding in the basement of the venue, waiting to see what was going to happen, how big this storm was. We didn’t know if it was local or global in scale, but we had a pretty good idea we weren’t going to make it out alive.


    Button it.
    , 12:40 AM

    Walking home tonight after dinner with my friends Geoffand Alison, I saw a button on the sidewalk. I walked past it, then had this crushing sensation that everything in the universe depended on my going back and picking it up.

    So I stopped, went back, and got the button. As I continued home with a smile on my face, rubbing the button between my fingers, I mentally began to deconstruct what a button could mean, symbolically imposing itself on my evening like that. Fastening things together. Oh, but loss: bad luck to lose a button, and no good luck gained by finding one…

    Of late, I have been experiencing ontological panic. I don’t know where I’m going. I don’t know what to do. I don’t know who I am. I don’t even know what beingmeans.

    It’s likely a phase, and I’m confident that there’s something good on the other side of it. But I’m not there, and it’s uncomfortable.

    Today I stood in the train station for a while, trying to feel where I was. I got glimpses, flashes.

    Universe, I know you’re listening. Send me the next bit. I think you’re going to have to spell it out a bit more — not in buttons.


    Passion, permission.
    Thursday, March 03, 2005 , 3:15 PM

    “Oh aye, but now Michael Flateley is a big, fat slob. He’s go’ a beer belly on ‘im. ‘E used tae be worth millions.”

    I’m sitting in a little cafe in Corstorphine, waiting for my catch-up meeting with the “crisis advocacy group”. I figured I’d leave really early this time, so of course I’m here with scads of time to spare. Happily, I’ve got work with me to do, and I have a little gaggle of women sitting at the table next to me, chattering about what’s on the telly, their health problems, and other immediate concerns. The singsongy lilt of their voices is charming.

    Last night Geoff and I went to see The Woodsman. It stars Kevin Bacon as a man just released after serving a prison term for child-molestation. Talk about a challenging subject! The film took no Hollywood shortcuts; it brought us right up to the precipice of our discomfort, but it was very responsible to its characters and to the audience for our willingness to go to such a dangerous place. This movie could have been wrong in so many ways, which made its treatment of its subject all the more right. If it doesn’t win awards, it will only be because the general moviegoing audience and movie academy members are afraid to engage with or even acknowledge the subject matter. That would be a shame, because the story isn’t using it to shock or horrify, but to directly explore one of our least-explored societal fears, and manages to reach a resolution — gently and honestly, simultaneously satisfying the demands of story structure and of psychological reason.

    One of my university professors challenged us fledgling young actors to figure out what was good and what was bad, and to be able to articulate why. He demanded that we develop a sense of taste. How this usually manifests now is that, after experiencing something good, bad, or mediocre, I babble about it, trying to figure out exactly what made it so.

    In my mental run-off after the film, I wondered aloud to Geoff why I found the movie so disturbing. I shared a thought that flashed through my mind late in the film: “Paedophilia is not without comparison in social revulsion to homosexuality.”

    “Dude! Get out of my head!” said Geoff. (As a grown man, he barely gets away with saying “Dude!”) He’d thought the same thing.

    Watching this character try to integrate into a society that reviles his inhereing passions was uncomfortably familiar. For the most part my life consists of situations and relationships where my sexuality isn’t an issue, so I’m not claiming this as a current trouble, but rather something that I recognised in the story as the context in which my emotions developed. The movie character’s adult situation was much like mine as a child and a youth, feeling things for people that were unwanted and inappropriate, and not knowing how to be any other way, even though examples of “the other way” are everywhere, all around.

    No wonder we’re obsessed with it as adults. I can’t remember who it was who said, “At one time it was the love that dare not speak its name, and now you can’t get it to shut up.” No wonder so many people go permanently to camp when they finally find permission to be what they already are.

    ~

    I vastly overpaid my credit card recently because I’ve been getting money back in refunds, and from selling off the spare Pocket PCs I’ve accumulated in my leapfrogging between failing bits of equipment. The danger, of course, is of treating this as a great big gift certificate. I’ve bought a bunch of DVDs and books I’m excited about, but I’m not comfortable with having shopping as one of my activities.

    One of the tasks I set for myself this week, more apposite because of this sudden influx of cash, is “When am I driven to shop and why?”

    I came to my answer this morning: I shop when I’m lacking direction, when I’m setting up the stage for creative work (sometimes instead of actually doing that work), or when I want to interact with things because I don’t feel trusting of people. None of this is new, but in articulating it I have an opportunity to alter it. Whether I’m moving to Canada or not, I don’t want to accumulate more stuff. Buying a few movies and feeling sick, like I’d overeaten, is a bit funny, given that I don’t own a car, a house, a closet full of suits, furniture, a television, or most of the things people own. It’s a pretty minimalist existence I maintain, but I keep trying to find a way to throw even more ballast overboard. The biggest challenge, of course, is the technical gear, since it represents the biggest potential to me. Case in point: I’m able to write this in a cafe. I’m also saving 40% of my income, so it’s not like there’s a problem here.

    I dunno, I’ve got this background noise lately, this confusion, a lack of direction. I want to find out what that’s about rather than hiding behind purchases and playing videogames.

    Making things. I feel excited, thinking about the idea of making new things, even if for no obvious reason, even if I just give them away, rather than buying things for no obvious reason. This is good timing, ’cause I’ve got to do the design and layout for the ‘zine.

    I just saw Ros, my contact at this organisation, cycling by. Lord, I’ve been blithering on here for half an hour.


    And now, a word from our corporate pharmaceutical sponsor…
    , 6:18 PM

    Okay, I normally don’t do the meta-filter thing, as I’m supposed to be a writer and a creative being and all that, but this made me laugh:

    “Progenitorivax.”

    ~

    A little while ago, a yellow van drove through my neighbourhood blaring something from a loudspeaker. It went around the block a couple of times, so I went to the window to listen. As a city-dweller, my natural tendency is to ignore broadcast messages and other noises, because they’re usually irrelevant and intrusive. Turns out this one was actually important. Apparently there’s been a break in a water main, so they’re shutting off water in the Albion Road area.

    <

    p>I was kinda hoping it was an alien attack. Instead, it just made me get on with cooking my supper on time.

  • February 2005

    Bollocksing buses!
    Saturday, February 26, 2005 , 12:31 PM

    This morning I was to attend the first training meeting with a volunteer organisation. I got up early, I’d checked the bus routes last night, I caught the Number 1 bus, and…

    @#$%ing Lothian buses! Their maps are completely vague, just coloured lines with place-names, which only helps if you already know the layout of the place you’re going to. You step onto a bus you don’t know, and it’s like hitting the bloody hyperspace button: you never know where you’ll end up. In this case, I ended up about an hour’s walk away from the other end of Corstorphine, where the meeting was taking place. It started at 10; by the time I got there at 10:30, the front door was locked, and ringing the bell would have likely disrupted the group, requiring one of the organisers to answer it.

    I met with a woman from the organisation yesterday, and we had a great chat. I realised while talking to her that I have more to offer than I’d appreciated, because of all the self-development/workshop/thinking work I’ve done. I’ve sorted some things out along the way, and — while I still have light years to go on my own path — it seems like I owe it to, I dunno, something, to give some of it back.

    Not today, apparently.

    I took the bus back to town, and bought some groceries and some price-chopped videogames so I can spend the afternoon killing people without consequence.

    My editor was in town this past week visiting me. We had a great time. I talked so much with her that I hurt my throat one night. Not like a sore throat, but like the little adam’s apple elevator bit getting dislodged. It was so nice to spend that time with her as my friend, especially ’cause she really ‘got’ Edinburgh.

    I seem to be settling in here again, getting involved in things. I’ve no idea where I’m headed, but I trust the universe.

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    Free Bat-car
    Sunday, February 20, 2005 , 10:40 PM


    The oddest thing today: someone left this beautiful old MG parked out front of Caffe Lucano with a window rolled down and the keys on the passenger seat. It all looked strangely deliberate. The only thing missing was a sign saying “Take me so my owner can get the insurance money!”

    This afternoon I went to Favorit, where I ate and wrote all day, joined partway-through by my friend Geoff, who also had some work he wanted to do and likely wouldn’t get to at home.

    I finished the story! Yay me! It’s called “Finity”.

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    The Maple Leaf Forever…
    Friday, February 18, 2005 , 11:02 AM


    This is the only picture I could find in my collection with something resembling a Canadian flag in it. (It’s me and my folks from years and years ago, when I was in a kids’ theatre production called New Canadian Kid at The Charlottetown Festival.)

    Today is the 40th anniversary of the inauguration of the Canadian flag.

    I am deeply proud to be Canadian.

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    There’s more Scottish magic realism tonight than there was last night.
    Thursday, February 17, 2005 , 10:41 PM

    1600 words more — whey hey! (Making the word-count of this new story around 1900.)

    I lit candles all around my living room, put on some dramatically- and culturally-suggestive music, tucked myself into my writing chair at home this evening, and transcribed a story on the page as it played itself out in my head.

    This one’s squarely in the realm of “I don’t care what anyone else thinks. I like it.” It feels like the territory of a book: there’s room to express and show and move. Short stories often feel like jokes to me, whereas book are conversations.

    I guess I’m about a third of the way through.


    I had a good day working at the library today. I’d felt fresh and focused in the morning, and walking into town made me feel even better. Things are blooming, which is pleasant, but somehow wrong in February.

    I’m back working on a rewrite of a difficult project, but tomorrow I believe I’m going to finally slay it. Writing for financial advisors is a stretch for me.

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    Wax sushi in front of a restaurant.
    , 1:07 AM

    Conducting life on the internet is like expecting a menu to make you full.

    Or something.

    I’ve been going through a Pocket PC juggling act, buying them, replacing them, getting them fixed, selling them on eBay, and stuff lately. This has meant me not being portable, which means staying home. Home is not a good place for work. It’s a decent living space, in a cold, granny-flat kind of way. But it is not good for work.

    Hazzah! On Monday I received an Asus MyPal A730W, which has got to be the best Pocket PC I’ve ever used. I’m free again to work anywhere!

    Old habits die hard, though, and a habit I’ve got into lately has been to switch on the computer first thing in the morning, and have it on until the end of the day, when I tear myself away to read for an hour before bed. I don’t know how it is for other creative people, but for me, this is like sticking my hand-blender into my skull every day and whipping my brain into a useless froth.

    What is it that has this fragmenting effect on my attention? Is it the zillion bits of information to keep current on? Is it that hidden-away circus tent full of sinful wonders? Is it the infinitely twisting, wry, collective wit I want to be the equal of?

    I suppose, ultimately, it’s me. The internet is just a thing (a very sparkly, dazzling, mesmeric thing, mind you). All things are mirrors.

    I’ve not been doing my homework. Oh, I’m doing my work-work, ’cause I’m accountable for it: they give me money and depend on me. I’ve got this short story idea I’m really happy about. I’ve started it already, and I’ve outlined the rest. But it’s February, and I’ve been indoors a lot, scrambling my brain, waiting and waiting on things…

    I’m bored.

    But I don’t get bored! There’s too much to look at, to wonder at, to express in this world to ever be bored!

    Unless you sit indoors.

    I’ve also been chatting with strangers — something that I take up when I’m going through a period of heavy internet use. These luminous pixel-people can be beautiful and they can be clever, but ultimately, there’s a siren quality to them. They’re not even reliable sirens: sometimes the song stops and you don’t know why. The people we experience on the ‘net are all effect; you don’t see the cause. It’s a relationship with other beings who flip directions as quickly as a flag. It’s confusing, weird, and ultimately not-real.

    I want more inner life. I want more outer life. The internet lives in some middle-space, one where things seldom build or contribute to real results for me. Ah, but things it promises…

    It’s a great tool. But tools are only as good as they are immediately useful. It’s time to put some of these tools down, ask myself what it is I want to build here, and get down to that work. I will get a lot of time back, and I believe I will shake this dizzy-headed, nauseated feeling.

    It’s almost bedtime. I’m going to sit with some music and just be.

    I’ve also had a touch of a sore throat this week, like an unquenchable thirst. Or maybe I’ve just got a metaphor stuck in my mouth.

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    E-vaporated.
    Wednesday, February 16, 2005 , 10:31 AM

    Apologies if you’ve tried to e-mail me within the last day. The mailservers at my web-host have been ferkakta. This is the second time in as many weeks, and I’m considering a change. You never know with these things, though, whether the new solution will just introduce a different set of problems.

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    VD
    Monday, February 14, 2005 , 1:44 PM


    I send you my candied heart on a stick.

    Be well. You are much-loved.

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    Suffering is optional.
    Friday, February 11, 2005 , 11:26 AM

    I first heard that sentiment years ago when I was attending a workshop. I got it at the time, but it’s really come home for me now, and on a subject that I’ve done a lot of suffering about in the past.

    There’s this thing I call “the prerogative to be upset”. When certain things happen, our society gives us an allowance to be emotional about it. This is compassionate, but what if our reaction is a bad one, if it’s not useful to us, if it keeps us stuck in an old pattern?

    I used to meet with a group of friends in Toronto for monthly dinners that were a social extension of the workshop training we’d all done. We’d bring in whatever commitments, projects, or issues we were working on at that point in our lives, share them with each other, and get whatever coaching the others might be inspired to give. It sounds very touchy-feely and luvvy, but sometimes the coaching was rough. We departed from the normal mollycoddling, and ventured into the realm of “ruthless compassion”. Sometimes indulging in a person’s suffering isn’t nice at all; it just keeps them stuck repeating themselves in life ad infinitum. Ruthless compassion could be paraphrased as “calling someone on their bullshit to spare them future suffering”. Lord, but we could use more of that!

    I have been in a state of joy the past few days. This thing happened in my life, and I find that I’m not trying to put words to my position on it, justifying myself. I don’t know why I feel the way I do; it’s part of who I am. Any reason I come up with for my choice is just a bunch of verbal gook I pile on top of the instinctive, soul-level knowledge about the situation: not okay. With this, though, also comes a tremendous peace: it is okay for the other person, and that’s fine.

    There’s that, but then there’s the suffering component, too: I’ve realised I don’t have to react to this in a prescripted way. No sitting at home, listening to Mme Butterfly, clicking the lamp on and off. No blaring “All By Myself” while eating chocolates. None of that junk. In fact, I’m even daring to laugh about it. I’m going to a big party Saturday night. Part of me says, “Wait! That’s the wrong reaction. You’re allowed to be — supposed to be — upset here!”

    But I don’t want to be. My life is great. Ultimately, I’m the person I want to find, so nothing’s missing. I am my own Valentine. It feels nice.*

    *(It also means that I’m not going to unwittingly support exploitative labour practices by purchasing flowers and chocolate from bad people.)

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    Sharp corner ahead.
    Tuesday, February 08, 2005 , 11:37 PM

    I just got a call from the fella I met at Christmas. He instant-messaged me on Skype, saying he wanted to talk to me about something. It’s never good when someone opens with that.

    He wants to date someone else.

    So that’s that.

    We had a whole conversation, and I was happy that I took everything that my wise friends have said to me over the past several weeks and managed to respond from my heart, and not too much from my ego. I was hurt, though not terribly surprised. And in the end, that was that. I mean, what’s to say? Everything said is too much, and doesn’t change a thing.

    So, back to my life, just as I was living it, but without the mental bookmark, the promise I’d invented and maintained in my head that was, apparently, already forgotten on the other end. Would I rather be another way? Cooler? Detached? No. I like that I’m a romantic.*

    Am I moving back to Canada? It stopped being about him a while back. I don’t know. I have to wait and see what’s happening with my book. I’ll know by September; this is what I’ve told myself.

    I started writing a short story this evening. It’s going to be a good one. I also received nearly all the submissions from the others working with me on the Dunderheid‘zine. We’ve created some good stuff there, and it’ll be great to finally see it put together and have the opportunity to share it with others.

    *Until now, I’ve had a policy of not talking about this romance stuff on here, since it overlaps with someone else’s private life. This is the last I’ll mention this incident, and I should really return to my old policy, because it’s a bit trashy talking about it out here in the open.

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    Teatime and kid fears.
    Thursday, February 03, 2005 , 6:21 PM

    Mashed potatoes and carrots with a peppercorn sauce. Not bad, Hame.

    ~

    Last night, Liz and I went to see a nice Scottish film called Dear Frankie. Liz is a great person to see movies with. She’s got the perfect blend of sophistication and willingness to suspend disbelief (and even to cry at the sad bits!). We ate enough candy — or I did — to send a playground full of children into diabetic shock.

    I didn’t realize from the trailer that the boy in the movie was deaf. Seeing him sign to his mother made me really miss signing. Unfortunately, British Sign Language is significantly different from American Sign Language, so even if I did have an outlet for it, I’d have to start all over again. It’s something I definitely want to do more of, though I couldn’t say why.

    ~

    Last night I stumbled across a website about Bigfoot sightings. Normally I’d think this was a hick-folk timewaster, but this had the audio of a 911 call in which a man talks about seeing this big guy outside his window. Something killed his dog a few nights before. That and the account by Teddy Roosevelt (yeah, that Teddy Roosevelt) of something sasquatchy stalking him and his hunting partner one day in the woods, which then killed his partner the next night, breaking his neck and biting it. (This is reminiscent of one sequence in The Willies, actually.) Reading this stuff late at night activated kid-fears of this thing that had been dormant since I was about nine. Happily, my rational mind didn’t have a problem convincing me that there wasn’t much danger of one having snuck into my Scottish tenement flat.

    Though I do remember seeing some Whitley Streiber movie about aliens years ago that scared the bejeezus out of me with a scene of him paralyzed in his bedroom at home, having to watch while these little pale greeblies came out from the closet, from behind the dresser, from — well, you know, all those places you’re afraid they might be.

    Of course, I have more to fear from Inland Revenue. Anal probe, audit… Anal probe, audit… I’m not sure which is worse.

    P.S. I tried adding a comments feature to the blog just now, but the tag didn’t work for me. Sod it: I don’t feel like playing with code.

    P.P.S. I can’t believe I blogged about Bigfoot. This is a new low for me. I was just about to say that we North Americans seem to be hard-wired for this silliness that Brits would never go for, but then I remembered the panther or Hound of the Baskervilles or Griffin Dunne whatever it is that supposedly prowls the moors.

    I heard something neat once, that apparently people in history have reported visions of things just before they came into common usage — men with balloons or in flying machines, just before the dirigible and the airplane. Men-men, not little green men. So the current–

    Sweet Pete! I’m still talking about this rubbish!

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    X marks SOMEthing.
    Wednesday, February 02, 2005 , 1:22 AM

    As I walked along the east end of Princes Street today, a man passed me, walking in the other direction. He wore a tattered yellow coat, his grey hair was dirty and ruffled, and he had several days’ worth of salt-and-pepper stubble on his face. He spoke to himself, and the one bit I heard was, “Now they’re all going to know that I’m an ex-murderer!”

    That’s a neat trick — the ex-murderer part, not the talking to onesself.

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  • January 2005

    Thematic Unity
    Sunday, January 30, 2005 , 5:39 PM

    I have a wee theory I call “Thematic Unity”. It’s a principle that I rely on, namely that the patterns in my life are interconnected. I don’t have to understand why or how, or be able to explain it, it just works this way. So I’m learning to use it.

    Case in point: a friend told me about an anthology of Scottish speculative fiction being published this August, and they’re accepting submissions of work. It’s to showcase authors from or living in Scotland who write science fiction, horror, fantasy, or (wait for it) magical realism. When I read that last bit, I thought, “Hmm.” I’ve been creatively stalled for a bit because in my attempt to write short stories for submission, I kept trying to second-guess what publications would want. And the publications I knew about produce work that — well, I don’t like. There’s this literary fad that holds anything ugly or gritty as “realistic”. The drearier, the more pointless, the better. So I had no idea what to write for such publications. Norman Mailer said something on a very similar topic: “Writing a bestseller with conscious intent to do so is a state of mind that is not without comparison to the act of marrying for money only to discover the absence of love more onerous than anticipated.”

    I related this to Noah last weekend, and he said something brilliantly simple: “Why don’t you just write for fun, for yourself?” Ding!

    Then this anthology came along. It hits both points: I can write exactly my favourite type of story, and make up something that’s exactly what I want to write about. I went to bed last night intending to start work on it today. I said a little prayer of my own sort: “Okay, Universe, gimme something to work with.” (This is similar to my “Universe, send me a bag of money, as long as no one has to die” — which also works. Happily, I haven’t had to use that one for a long time.)

    I’d bought antihistamines to deal with a recent bout of sneezing, scratching my eyes, and blowing my nose every night and morning when I was trying to sleep, and — they worked! Last night I had an enormous sleep like I’d managed to swim across an entire lake of cool, clean water. I dreamt about visiting creative friends in their studios. In one of the studios, I put on a hat full of sand from a playground sandbox. Sand fell all over the place when I took the hat off, but it was the stuff of play, so I was happy.

    I woke up with an idea: An insurance salesman at the end of the world.

    I got myself cleaned up and walked in the sun through the tenement streets to the cobbled Royal Mile, and into the grey stone crown of St Giles Cathedral. Sheila joined me shortly after, and the service began.

    They do good theatre at St Giles. Huge beams of sun angle down through the stained glass windows, sweeping gradually through the congregation as the service goes on, as if enumerating us. The choir sang great, open chords. I knew the hymns this week, and sang them out loud. I like my singing voice.

    I don’t know if it’s because this is what I’ve learned to associate with these thoughts, or if there’s something fundamental about certain sights and sounds that they have an effect on a human being, but the whole thing was just so… uplifting. The minister’s sermon again this week was poundingly topical, then segued into a nice point about the role of religion in life, namely that it should be in the realm of mystery, not concerned with explaining itself to common sense. It’s a matter of belief. But when belief is too thin, the minister said, as in present-day America, people are too ready to accept everything. When it’s too thick, as in Europe, people aren’t willing to accept anything.

    But this was the really neat bit: The first thing he said in his sermon is that this taking of the word “apocalypse” to mean “the end of the world” is a misunderstanding. The Greek word from which it comes actually means “revelation”. Thank you, Universe. (In his prayer, the minister also thanked the creative people of the world who use comedy to help us laugh and see the familiar in new ways. Not just Thematic Unity, but some stage direction. Okay.)

    Sheila and I went for lunch to The Elephant House, where I set up a blog for her using one of the computers there, then we parted company and I came here to a coffee shop near the new parliament, and spent the last few hours making notes about this story.

    I’ve got it. There are still some missing bits, and I trust that they’ll get filled in because I’m tuned into this channel now. But I’ve got enough to feel excited. It’s not going to be one of those pieces I just get done in order to have something to submit; I’m going to have fun writing it.

    The crowd in the coffee shop has thinned a bit. The two women sharing my table have left (one of them kept bumping the table as she nested in her seat, and the other had a hard Irish accent like a ball-peen hammer on my forehead). I don’t know why, but this place is also doing double-duty as a nursery. Everyone in here is either a student or a parent with a tiny child. One of the babies is Asian-looking, which elicits a mental question I can’t answer by looking at either parent. I guess this group tells me something about the demographic of the surrounding area, though I wouldn’t peg this part of town as residential. It’s the parliament, the BBC and The Scotsman offices, and out beyond, under the sky that’s growing pink as the sun sets, the crags of Arthur’s Seat. I suppose the russet and raw-grey concrete apartment buildings out the window to my right would count, except that I once saw an “Inspector Rebus” story where they used one of those buildings for the home of a dead junkie, so “family” isn’t the first thing to come to mind.


    Still crazy after all these years.
    Thursday, January 27, 2005 , 5:17 PM

    I’m a clever guy, but when it comes to romantic relationships, I’m low-functioning, pretty much retarded.

    I’ve been getting lots of good advice from friends, and really appreciating their wisdom. (Funny, this good material has nearly all been from women.) It was just pointed out to me that a long-distance relationship is a great structure for making you own and deal with your shit — because the other person isn’t even there! (Thank you, Lisa, for that one.)

    I nearly made a terrible mistake this week. Or, rather, I did make it by sending some of those e-mails that one should really never send, but I happened to do it with someone who’s a bit more patient and wise in these things. I’m so glad I get another shot at this, and that I didn’t scare him off with my insanity. It’s quite scary, the stuff you can infer on your own, completely fabricating something that has no basis in reality.

    Dating has made me an angry person — all those guys who’ve gone away without an explanation or a care. I didn’t realize that I’ve been feeling this way and I’d really like to dig that toadstool out of my garden before it poisons someone nice. More correctly, it’s a matter of getting to the desire, the “What is it that I want here?”, and communicating that, rather than foisting all the fears that happen on top of it onto someone else. (Thanks, Wendy.) The anger is just good stuff that’s twisted in on itself. The trick is to get back to that. It’s scary, though. I’m not someone who’s easily frightened, but this stuff scares the bejeezus out of me.

    Another piece of advice (thanks, Julain), was “In dating, whenever you feel like asking for reassurance… don’t — unless you ask it from yourself.” The doubt, as was pointed out, most often has little to do with the other person.

    And the final word comes from Joni Mitchell (via Elspeth— thank you): “Be cool”. This is my mantra from here forward, difficult as it might be to achieve sometimes.


    Aargh.
    Tuesday, January 25, 2005 , 1:44 PM

    Life is hard to do. I’m good at some of it, but rubbish at other bits.


    Re-enchantment
    Wednesday, January 19, 2005 , 11:34 PM

    Tonight I saw a movie, Un Long Dimanche de Fiancailles, with Anita, Liz, and Geoff. Its director also created the movies Amelie and Delicatessen, so I was expecting a dose of wistful magical realism. This movie wasn’t quite that. It was visually beautiful, and certainly imaginative, but was a different sort of movie than that. This is good for the filmmaker, I suppose, because I was a bit concerned that it was just going to be Amelie again but set in a different era. There were a lot of characters, and I found myself thinking of my mom’s classic “Which ones are the good guys again?” I kept mixing up the different soldiers in the missing lover’s company. It didn’t help that the plot deliberately twisted people’s identities around a couple of times. Somehow, though, I wasn’t bothered. Like One Hundred Years of Solitude with its dozens of “Aurelio Buendia”s, I just stopped trying and went with it, hoping it would make sense in the end. And it did. There were a few points when I choked up slightly, but the film stopped just short of moving me fully. I’m not sure if those were missed notes or if the director deliberately steered away from anything that could be criticized for being overly sentimental — a charge I’m sure was levelled at Amelie.

    The art direction in the film was stunning. The recreations of France in the early 1900s were such a visual feast. I love the beauty that decrepit and glorious old architecture have, and Europe has this in abundance. On the bus back from the cinema, I looked out the windows and found myself in that rapture again about the city I live in. Coming back here after Christmas, it was stripped away, and Edinburgh was just another city. It was like seeing a grandparent naked: too real, too vulnerable, and a bit repulsive even if you don’t want to find it so.

    The fact that I’ve fallen in love with a Canadian has a lot to do with the change; I’m aware of this. Tonight, though, the two managed to co-exist somehow: I love this place, I love him, and somehow I’m going to work it out. God knows where the relationship will go, I don’t. That’s fine, and at the moment, I’m loving it all anyway.

    The bus-driver stopped and told us we had to get out because the road was blocked by a fire-engine. Walking past, I saw an empty vehicle with its face smashed off, showing the metallic skull of its chassis and its wiry innards. Firemen stood around, having a post-emergency talk about something. I kept walking, passing under the yellow sodium lamps, past the whitewashed sweet shop that inspired the chocolate-witches in Idea in Stone, across the junction, then down the brick canyon of the Easter Road. Appropriately, the song “Sidewalk” played through my headphones, sung by Story of the Year — a boy yelling soulfully over guitars and drums about leaving “the streets we knew”.

    So maybe the movie wasn’t magical realism, but it reminded me: life sure is.


    Yeeouch!
    Tuesday, January 18, 2005 , 1:35 PM

    I owe é2,620.20 in taxes.

    Goodbye savings. Goodbye tax-preparer, who tells me this two weeks before it’s due, even though I gave him a final run-down of my finances six months ago, and because he didn’t tell me I’d have to pay this year’s taxes in advance, in two payments. I plan to dissolve my business before I have to pay the second. My pay comes from outside the country, so it’s time to go offshore or something.

    True, the rate of taxation for me as a self-employed person is quite low, around 10%. Having to pay it in a lump, though, really hurts.

    I rejigged my finances last autumn, thanks to one of The Strategic Coach‘s clients, a man named David Bach, whose book The Automatic Millionaireoutlines some “financial literacy” basics that allow anyone to save money. It’s been immensely popular, keeping him on theNew York Times bestseller list for most of the year, and nabbing him several appearances on Oprah. The appeal is that this is finally something that normal (e.g. not-rich) people can do, and do it painlessly.

    Using the strategies he outlines in the book, I managed to save 20% of everything I earned last quarter, without even trying. I’m very grateful to Past-Me for doing this, because the money in the bank exactly covers what I now owe.

    What really sucks about this is that it means I have to bump up my savings to about 35 or 40% of my income — now that I’ve had this lesson about saving my tax money in advance drilled into my forehead. Ouch.

    Something else to put on my list of things to do this year: sort out my relationship to money. At the moment, it’s pretty acrimonious: I hate money, and it hates me.


    Mullaga-WOW!
    Friday, January 14, 2005 , 1:07 PM

    I made the best soup last night!

    Hame’s Mullagatawny Soup
    2 onions
    4 carrots
    1 parsnip
    3 apples
    2 teaspoons of curry powder
    1 vegetable stock cube
    olive oil
    salt and pepper to taste
    1 package of Quorn pieces (the chickeny ones)

    I used my hand-blender’s chopper cup thingy to mulch the veg and fruit, dumped everything into my giant aluminum/aluminium pot, and boiled the hell out of it for about ten minutes. Then I used the blender in the hot soup to make it a nice, even consistency, and let it sit overnight.

    I’m going back for another bowl.


    Hamster, now in concentrate.
    Wednesday, January 12, 2005 , 11:50 PM

    I write an e-mail newsletter as one of my duties for work, and one of the topics I was assigned to write about this week was a Strategic Coach concept called “The 21-Day Habit”. (I’m pretty sure that’s trademarked. We trademark everything*.)

    To have some integrity in writing these pieces, I’m adopting the habit of doing the exercises they outline. Like breathing, just because I’ve done it once doesn’t mean I don’t have to do it again.

    The habit I’m changing right now is about concentration. Working with computers for the past seven years or so has helped me develop a logical, problem solving facility that I never had before. This is a good thing. The bad part of working with computers, though, is that they still take enough time to do things that it’s not enough for the machine to “multitask”, you have to do it, too — fixing supper while it downloads some tunes, checking e-mails every ten minutes in-between bouts of work, seeing if there’s any new software released since yesterday, getting an instant message while I’m reading five different web pages, and so on.

    I’ve lost the ability to concentrate for long periods of time. My attention span is like a swallow’s.

    So my 21-Day Habit over the next few weeks is to do one thing at a time, and not stop until it’s finished.

    It’s amazing what an adjustment this is, not flitting away to tend to a half-dozen other things at the same time. But it feels good so far, really quite similar to the feeling of having exercised.

    [*As an aside, we got smacked down by the Globe and Mail in their December 18, 2004 edition on Page R5 by a columnist who choked on the Strategic Coach neologisms in a newsletter he’d received from us. My editor and I laughed, having written the newsletter in question ourselves: Hey, it’s free publicity, and if we don’t come up with new names for our processes and trademark them, people steal our stuff. It’s gross, but they do it.]


    If found, please return to…
    Wednesday, January 05, 2005 , 9:57 PM

    I’m lost.

    Tonight I went to see the movie Garden State. It was the perfect movie to see because of its themes, yet it was the worst movie for me to see… because of its themes.

    I thought it was going to be a quirky-cute romance movie, but it turned out to be a much subtler, much more authentic piece. It had some original laughs, but it made me cry more often — parent-stuff, love-stuff. It f*ed me up a bit, because it went right to the middle of all those things I’m thinking about and drove up what it all feels like, being so unsure, trying to resolve the past and make some sense of an infinite — yet ultimately finite — future. So in that sense, it was like being vivisected for a night’s entertainment. I wanted to cry a lot more than I did, but I went with Patrick, and I didn’t want to make his moviegoing experience be about me.

    Since I’ve talked way too much about my romantic life on here lately (he says, passing out shots of insulin), let me veer away to talk about how it struck me-as-a-writer: I’m really liking these reminders that I’m getting lately, from I [Heart] Huckabees, the painfully awkward Napoleon Dynamite, and now this movie, that I really have all the material I’ll ever need already. When something is honest and heartfelt, it’s irresistable. No flash necessary.

    This Europe thing; I’ve kinda embarrassed myself. About three weeks ago I was telling friends in Toronto that I’d found home, that it was Scotland. And, true, I do love this place, and I’ve loved traipsing around Europe the past couple of years. I’m not finished doing it, either. But there’s something about Europe, kind of like discovering I love Gabriel Garcia Marquez or Ernest Hemingway or Thomas Mann or living inside this picture frame of being a writer. Geez, I even drank absinthe at New Year’s. It’s all authentic, it’s all me — I can’t help loving what I love.

    But I guess I like the standing apart bit.

    Now I’m in Scotland, and I discover I’m really Canadian. I’m set apart again. It’s the romance of the other. Am I that transparent? I might as well wear a black trenchcoat and eyeliner.

    By the same token that I like the old and foreign, I also try to make my work funny. I’m a new writer (by industry standards), so I feel the urge to put in some wow, for fear that the little stuff won’t be enough, like I’ve got to inflate it to be noticed. I guess I do the same thing in life.

    And now I’m in love, so I’m more in love than anyone has ever been. I’m following my heart around like it’s a drunken tango partner who’s about to pass out.

    But it’s all real. When I’m feeling this stuff and writing about it, I mean it. And I guess this movie tonight shows that maybe this is what we’re hungry for, hearing others talk about what really means something to them. Lord knows we consume enough plastic sentiment and manufactured excitment for it to be a contrast.

    My creative urge comes from wanting to fully experience my inside and outside worlds, and I suppose this urge for the other has proven to be a good way to keep shaking things up. It’s embarrassing in a world that thinks consistency equals maturity. Then again, that same world is full of messages saying to jump in, do it, live life to the full — while somehow still paying all of your bills.

    I like what Joseph Campbell says on this:
    Most people think that the thing we are looking for in life is meaning. I donét think thatés it at all. I think that people are looking for an experience which connects them to the ecstasy of what it could feel like to be totally alive. To know the unburdened state of total aliveness is the pinnacle of the human potential.

    My editor and I had a good talk yesterday. One of the things we talked about, and agreed on, is that flaky people bug us. Of course, you know what that means: we’re scared of how flaky we might be if we didn’t keep it in check. Maybe it’s time to willingly lose that battle.

    Nothing worse than a writer deconstructing himself. It’s nigh-on time to produce something, but I’ve been too busy with events in my own life. My tools are also in a mess: I broke one Pocket PC over the holidays, impulsively ordered another, and when it showed up today it quickly developed a fault. So now the first one is probably going to be back from repair before the new one gets picked up and returned. I’m out money, I can’t leave the house (it’s damned hard to work here), and I’m feeling dumb about it. I’m in one of those “bleeding money” phases, and some cauterizing has to happen soon.


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    Saturday, January 01, 2005 , 2:05 PM
    An important bit of the story I forgot to mention, which explains why I’m babbling afresh about Noah weeks after I left Toronto: his family lives in Nova Scotia, and when he visited them for the holidays, he took time away from them (they were kind and released him for a day) and visited me on Prince Edward Island. Of course, my family loved him, and the whole thing between us stepped up to another level of reality.

    My experience with dating has usually gone one of two ways: the first is summed up by the title of a book that was all the rage with the young women at The Coach:He’s Just Not That Into You. I’m a creative person who likes to express himself, so I get all tangled up when I have to stifle myself for fear of being scary, or when I gradually realise that I’m doing all the work ’cause the other guy isn’t really interested.

    The other way it normally goes is that I realise I’m just not that into him. This hurts just as much, because I feel responsible for the other guy. I know I’m not, but I feel that way anyway. So it’s dreadful when that doubt creeps in, popping up when he’s not around and I think about him, or worse, when he’s right in front of me.

    The situation I’m in is completely new to me: from the get-go, I feel sure, and this beautiful new person is not only giving me complete freedom to say whatever I need to, he’s expressing his feelings in the most incredible, moving way. It’s so damned simple.

    So, yes, the visit was great. There was lots of excitement about whether the visit would happen because of one blizzard when he was leaving Toronto and a second when he was on his way to PEI. I’d already been having a nice, gentle time lazing around, appreciating my family, but the way they accepted him and us together was a dream. There was no attempt to pretend Noah was just a friend, or to shield my nephew from seeing what was going on. Admittedly, the one bit that made it a bit weird was that we’d only known each other for about two days and he was being introduced in such an official way. Yet it felt right. And getting to see each other one more time before I left the country was good for both of us, because it confirmed everything we’d been thinking and feeling and writing to each other about.

    A little voice in my head just said Maybe you shouldn’t talk about all this. If it doesn’t work out, this poetic talk about destiny and all will look foolish. Screw that: this is way more interesting.

    So now, I’m back in my Edinburgh flat, a 24-hour series of airplanes and airports and one Hogmanay party later (fireworks from the castle for yet another season and reason). I swear, when I first unlocked the door and stepped in with my giant duffel bag, I was startled that the flat had different dimensions than I remembered. This whole place seems completely alien after my trip to Canada, which was stuffed so full of activity. Already though, my friends here and I started hatching plans for things to do this year that I’m excited about.

    Eeew, the wind is blowing rain against my windows. It’s not a snowstorm, but it’s more of this weather stuff.


    Flying back to Edinburgh like a raven or a dove.
    , 5:41 AM

    The earth has changed because of a flood. My world has changed because of a Noah.

    Love seems glib, superior, and arrogant when expressed to others. I couldn’t help myself, though: tonight at Liz’s Hogmanay party; I had to tell my friends about a vacation that turned into something more. I felt a twinge of guilt talking to one friend who’s wondering where his piece of romance pie is, and another who’s been wrestling for years with one of those love-angels who’s tangled and non-committal; everywhere he touches her, something slips out of joint. It’s just my time now; one day it will be their time, too. But it’s an arsehole thing to say when your face is beaming like a Buddha’s and you move by dog-paddling through the air.

    I love my friends here, but can’t help but see the place as something I’m visiting. I feel so sure of Noah, something I haven’t been able to say for a long time. My policy is generally not to write about these things here, for fear that someone else will be hurt or worried by it, but the fact is that I have without a doubt found my paramour, my Platonic other half. All the complications and hurt of my past are erased in the face of the new possibilities he brings. I can’t hide it, and don’t want to. I followed my soul over here to Scotland; I knew this was where I was meant to be. But looking at Noah, I knew that he is where I’m meant to be. That may well mean a return to Canada. Today, my post-war tenement with its leafy, rubbishy, fag-endy staircase was no longer romantic, but something that kept me away from the person I love.

    If there is, in fact, to be an end to my time spent living in Europe, I want to go out with a bang. I never did a “Grand Tour” on finishing grade school, and now it occurs to me that that’s what these five years will be, getting my UK/European passport like getting a degree of sorts.

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    p>It’s all crazy speculation at this point. But there are some things in life you just know, and this is one of them. Sometimes in life you have the opportunity to choose your future. This is one of them for me.

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    p>

  • December 2004

    The Oilend Waye uv Loife.
    Wednesday, December 22, 2004 , 6:34 AM

    Where the hell am I? Today before work my brother went to a Rotary breakfast. Tonight’s big news on local television is the closing of Island bootleggers.

    We have bootleggers? I thought those went out of vogue shortly after pirates. And the Rotary Club? Do the meetings happen in black and white?

    I love these little touches of the past that are still part of people’s lives here. Okay, so maybe the bootleggers’ isn’t exactly the pinnacle of culture, but it’s certainly different from what I’m accustomed to.


    Proof
    , 1:14 AM

    There are pictures from past RED cabarets here, along with you-know-who:
    http://www.girlcancreate.com/RED-gallery/.

    The two-man show Noah performed at RED is called “Our Times”. You can read more about it here:
    http://www.zagadka.ca/. I always feel guilty not giving credit, so I’ll mention that the other puppeteer is named Mark Keetch, and he’s with “Zagadka Zoological Society”.

    I’m spending a lot of time at my parents’ kitchen table writing e-mails and dreaming about possibilities…


    Noah’s art.
    Monday, December 20, 2004 , 6:39 AM

    Dad’s watching football. I’m sitting at the kitchen table, looking out the window at a heavy grey afternoon. The bird feeders are unoccupied now. There’s a tiny little patch of feathers stuck to the kitchen window; this prompted Mom and Dad to ask me to make the black bristol board hawk silhouettes that are now on the kitchen and dining room windows. It’s nice to be handy.

    Mom’s at church. She gets really busy this time of year, not because she’s particularly religious, but because she loves to sing, so she joins every choir she can, in addition to the barbershop group she usually participates in.

    My brother, sister-in-law, and nephew are on their way here. Once they arrive, it’s the end of quiet and time to focus, so I want to get this written.

    My writing guru Natalie Goldberg says that the best way to cut through to the living voice in your writing is to ask “What do I really want to write about?” I’ve got a lot of details I’d love to chronicle here — haggis supper with the boys, time with my beloved friends Lisa and Margaux, the particulars of what it’s like to be around The Strategic Coach workshops. But what do I really want to write about?

    Noah Kenneally.

    I made a terrible mistake on this trip: I fell in love. It wasn’t completely my fault: last summer, my editor and her brother’s fiancee Lisa both told me a number of times that I had to meet this fella, that we’d get along so well. I’ve had people say this a few times before, good friends, who I thought knew me well. But when I saw their choices for me, I had to question if they really knew me at all. So while this Noah guy was coming with good references — “He’s the nicest guy I know”, “He’s incredibly creative”, “He’s cute” — I took a “wait and see” attitude, figuring it was just as likely we’d never get a chance to meet.

    (The birds are back. American finches in their brown winter livery.)

    Wednesday night was Red: A Night of Live Performance. Lisa Pijuan, the aforementioned fiancee, regularly hosts this cabaret. Given the incredible puppet show I’d seen her in this summer, I had high hopes for this event.

    It started with a bassoonist. Now, when I think of a bassoonist, I picture a skinny rich kid blurping out classical, staccato pitches in a symphony. Picture instead the Simpsons character who thought he was Michael Jackson: a large, black man who held this giant wooden instrument at an oblique and eased the happiest, smoothest, jazziest sounds out of it. Margaux had heard him before, and he fully lived up to her praise. We bought his CD after the show. It’s called “Black Santa”, which makes me giggle.

    Fast forward through a dance number with three women and folding chairs — not because they weren’t good, but because I want you to see the next act.

    The puppeteer fumbled his way onstage to join a big box. He called to the audience, asking us to sit on the floor in front of the stage. Surprisingly, everyone jumped up from their tables and did as he asked, forming a little grade school assembly.

    The cardboard set was cut into the shape of an old theatre, and featured a shiny green curtain. You couldn’t tell how old the puppeteer was: he was five foot something just a bit short of average, and his movement and face were a little boy’s. But he also wore a goatee and a little black beanie-toque which suggested a culturally savvy urbanite Torontonian.

    With the tug of an unseen cord, he raised the curtain and through the little cardboard proscenium we could see a little world: mountains, sky, then, as he added them, a village, and all the people of the village (who were cardboard cut-out drawings of chicken-people in old-world clothing). He told us an old Yiddish story about the people of Chelm.

    I was still thinking about the puppeteer through the next ‘act’, a dark film produced in a one-day shoot-and-cut film contest.

    He helped Lisa set up her act, which was a beautiful story based on memories of her Spanish family. I won’t go into specifics, because the breathtakingly tender — yet everyday — details of the story are hers to tell.

    A pair of women followed, reading from scripts, acting out two sides of a kidnapping story. Then Saidah Baba Talibah — daughter of singer Salome Bey — sang. My mouth hung open as she let sounds as textured and curling as cigarette smoke from her mouth, but much more healthy, soulful, and life-affirming. Just her and a crappy keyboard, making art as good as anything, right there on the air for us.

    During the intermission, there was a puppet show in another room, with Noah and another man. To the tune of “Madeleine”, they acted out a day in the life of a man and woman, he in Toronto, her in Paris. As their days went on, the two puppeteers flipped panels on two small stages, folding a backdrop down, accordioning a room into being, then flipping again to change the scene all over. “Madeleine” speeds up with each verse, so the daily routines soon became an adept blur, yet somehow the puppeteers still managed to convey everything the little green man and little pink woman felt as they carried out their lives far apart but pined for each other.

    Yeah, ironic. The universe has a great sense of humour.

    Fast-forward again through improvised art, music, and dance, a brilliant comedy piece about family planning presented by Frida Kahlo’s doppelganger, machine-gun spoken word rap, and several lonesome songs (which all of us at my table laughed through, thinking their dread seriousness was a send-up; it turned out we were wrong).

    Then the evening ended suddenly. I’d guzzled beer, and was ready to keep going, even though it was a school night. But that was it. In just minutes we were all out in the cold, heading our different ways. Noah’s set was bundled into a pram. We’d finally been introduced, Cath saw to that, and we both smiled because we both knew how much of a set-up it was. But there wasn’t time to hang out.

    The next night, though, was Cath’s brother Dave’s birthday. Dave also works at The Coach, and became a good friend as we worked together on the Production team. (He’s a poet of a programmer.) Cath made a constant stream of staggeringly tasty Japanese food as guests arrived. Good friends from The Coach came, along with others Dave and Cath know. Everyone I’ve met through Cath has been unusually good-looking and talented.

    We all ate and joked late into the night. Noah had arrived after a class, but we both spent most of the evening in conversation with others. The crowd thinned until there were just a few of us left, and Noah and I had a chance to talk in the kitchen.

    If there’s an inverse of nausea, that’s what my stomach felt like.

    Fast-forward, ’cause I hear a car in the driveway.

    We split from the others on the sidewalk and headed off on our own. It was mightily cold; the ideas we shared were steam that quickly diffused. There was too much to get, and not enough time. He knew about everything I know.

    We tiptoed through the house he shares with several others and went to his room. Every wall was covered in art he’d made — colourful prints, cut-out characters, sayings. The raw materials for creation covered every available surface.

    You can fill this space with your imagination. But make it sweet and tender and unforgettable.

    The morning came quickly. I looked at Noah’s calendar while he was in the bathroom: here was someone who’s not only creative but productive, too.

    We walked through his neighbourhood to catch the streetcar. He knew one that looped around and took us right to King and Dufferin, where the office is. We went to a coffee shop nearby and sat on their deep old couch by the fire, talking until it was time for me to head in for the team meeting. I’d been funny with the birthday party group the night before, but now my mouth felt like a drawer that’d been put in upside-down, and my words fell out like socks. We held hands, and I didn’t care what anyone thought.

    The team meeting was a great reminder — as if I needed one — of what a powerful, dynamic, successful, and caring organisation we’ve made. If nothing else, the money they splash out on us speaks volumes about where they place their values.

    We finished early and I raced home. I had to get ready for the company party, which meant ironing a shirt and (*blush*) taking a pair of underwear in the shower with me to wash them then ironing them dry. (You know you’re grown up when you want underwear for Christmas.) I snuck a quick nap in there, too, to keep from falling over.

    The party was at The Liberty Grand, a fancy building (by Canadian standards) on the Exhibition grounds. Everyone was done up in sharp suits or evening gowns and fancy hair. I don’t know a lot of the team members now, but I’ve got some great friendships amongst the people I do know, and the new people had all heard of me. (It’s quite strange, this localised fame I seem to have at the company.)

    Cath and Lisa giggled together about their handiwork, and word of Noah and I had spread with remarkable speed. Lisa gave me her Christmas gift: she called Noah, telling him that she’d arranged a taxi to pick him up, take him over to Perry’s (since they’re the same size), where he would pick out something dressy to wear.

    I hugged lots of people, ate, and watched the surreal cruise-ship like entertainment someone or another booked for us to watch (several dance numbers, a woman doing a ribbon gymnastics routine, and another woman singing the theme to Titanic which the dancers interpreted). I suspect that won’t happen at next year’s party.

    I went out to the lobby, and there he was, coming through the door. He was all rosy and cold, having biked over.

    We danced with the others, and I showed him off (proud to be part of a company where I knew he’d be welcomed as a special guest; what mattered was his importance to me, not his gender). We looked dumbly at each other and smiled, again and again.

    Dave, Lisa, Margaux, Cath, Nilan, Noah, and I went on to another party, then it got late and I said my goodbye-for-nows. Noah and I got into a cab and headed over to Donlands Avenue. Happily, it wasn’t terribly late, so Noah and I had some time together.

    Cosgrove knocked in the morning, saying hi through the door on his way to the bathroom. On his way back, he opened the door. “Oh!” he said, then apologised and closed the door again. We had a laugh about it later, in the car.

    Mark dropped Noah off near the Exhibition grounds. I got out of the car to say goodbye. I can picture Noah’s face so clearly in the morning light, those eyes so big and blue, and that smile that is a world unto itself. I hugged him, kissed him, and told him I loved him. He said the same. We’d said it before already. There was no hyperbole in it, no dramatic inflation. It was simple recognition. I know basically nothing about this guy, and yet it feels like we’ve done all our living until now in parallel, just happening not to meet.

    On the plane I looked out at the clouds, thinking about how easy it would be to live in Canada again. No more learning new words for everything, awkwardly sticking them into my sentences, no more having my pay whittled down by exchange rates to a beginner’s wage, no more being acutely aware all the time of my otherness.

    But then I showed my mother pictures of my trip to Paris, and I think about how much I love Europe, how much I know that’s what I want to explore. I want to travel and explore, now that I’ve got a taste for it. I love Edinburgh, and I have some good friends there. What if my book comes out there?

    Yeah, I think, but what if suddenly I was allowed to just write stories about my own experience, without feeling the unworthiness of not knowing enough about the place, the language, or the culture I’m writing about?

    But what about…? But…

    I have no idea what to do.

    Cosgrove, ever my best friend, gave me the best piece of advice: “Don’t try to make it work.” He’s right: no manipulating an outcome. I’m excited, I’m moved, I’m confused, and I know he’s absolutely right. I just have to trust that, like everything else in my life up until now, there’s a pattern under this, and that it’ll work out.

    Dad’s made a seafood chowder (which is always great), and Mom’s home from singing. I’m hungry, too. So I’ll sign off here, where I’m nestled in my parents’ home, able to catch up on my sleep, and enjoy their company. Gotta admit, though, my focus is a bit split.

    God, life is grand.


    Monday at the office
    Tuesday, December 14, 2004 , 11:42 PM

    The workshop is on a break. Some very Starbucksy jazz is playing in the room, and the entrepreneurs are chatting amongst themselves.

    Getting up this morning was a challenge. I slept in half an hour later, but still managed to get here at the same time. The TTC operates under different space-time laws than the rest of the universe.

    I spent the latter part of Saturday afternoon hanging around the Eaton’s Centre with the boys. The place was packed with Christmas shoppers, but it wasn’t quite as mad yet as it will be.

    In the evening, I went to my old friend JC’s place for a Hannukah party. A number of people walked through his front door who I’d forgot existed — people I like. I had a few good conversations. The best, though, was spending time with Jordan. He drove me up to JC’s, and we sat in the car talking, catching up. Then he drove me home after, and we talked some more. I can’t describe how much I love and admire him. He’s still got his cute giggle of a laugh, and is as playful as ever. What’s cool, though, is watching him grow in ability and confidence in his work, art directing television commercials.

    I got home at 3AM, and didn’t manage to fall asleep until 5. I slept in Sunday morning, kinda. I still woke up at the usual time, but made myself go back to sleep repeatedly. In the end, I had the total number of hours of a full night’s sleep, but when I got up, I felt like someone had tried to suffocate me with a pillow.

    Mark, Eric, and I went out to get some Christmas shopping done for them, going out to this bizarre bunch of box stores, colourful, blocky buildings like some kind of capitalist Red Square. The shops were full of every electronic thing going, all those technofetish objects — mobiles, computers, audio equipment — but all my geek appetites are fully sated, so I was safe.

    The boys dropped me at a subway station, and I rode downtown, where I walked in the cold rain for three quarters of an hour trying to find Baldwin Street. My mental map of Toronto is eroded like a sand painting in a breeze. In the end, I took a cab what turned out to be one block, just so I could stop wandering around.

    My destination was Bocca, a new restaurant opened by a friend of my editor Cath. Last night was the opening night, so we were invited to eat for free. (This keeps happening for me here!) The food was great, as was the company: Cath, her new beau Nilan, her brother Dave and his fiancee Lisa, another friend named Garvia (a beautiful and very funny woman who works at the CBC), and later Perry and his fling Cherry. (Yeah, we had a laugh about that.)

    The conversation was quick, and we laughed a lot. I seem to be living in a space where funny conversation occurs, and I love it. Cath whispered to me at one point that she thought I was really on, that I was being very funny. I dunno what it is with me being funny here. I do enjoy it, though. I think that’s my highest ideal in group conversation: making everyone laugh together. When others join in, it’s even better.

    Cath’s friend Lindy and his band joined us later. The main event for the evening was seeing him play at The Rivoli. Cath sent me his CD a while back and I really enjoyed it. (I can’t get the URL to his website at the moment ’cause I’m not connected, but do a search for “Lindy Vopnfjord”; I’m pretty sure he’s the only one.) I stood up and introduced myself, but it didn’t really register. Then he joined in our conversation for a second, and I skated over on a comic wave and made some comment about the upcoming avian flu that’s supposed to kill 100 million of us.

    Yeah, he didn’t get it, either. I was feeling confident, so I was okay. But I must admit that I was hoping to make some connection with this guy who’s become such a good friend to Cath, and, okay, to be chummy with the guy who’d be onstage later.

    About a half hour after, he leaned over — someone must have said my name — and he gave me a hug. He’s a very tall, blonde, Finnish guy, so this adding to the surprise. “Sorry, I didn’t hear your name before. It’s great to meet you. Cath speaks so highly of you.” So that was sweet.

    Cath, Nilan, and I walked to The Rivoli and caught most of Lindy’s show. It wasn’t long, but it was very good. He had a fun presence onstage, bouncing around, pulling faces, smiling, but also delivering his songs with a lot of force. The first song we caught was a tender little ballad, and I found myself crying. It was much like seeing my friend Tim in his show: something about seeing someone doing what they love and being good at it, but also something about the simple sweetness of someone expressing a touching sentiment through that talent — it gets me. Other songs were manic, and he finished with a silly mock folk song about poo. It takes a certain something to pull that off. Lindy’s a cross between a rock star and a nice kid you knew in kindergarten.

    I’m sitting here writing as the clients fill out a form designed to focus them for the next quarter. Kara, my former project manager, is the “Workshop Success Director” today. She cranked the jazz down a few points, ’cause it was getting a bit “Live at the Apollo” in here.

    There’s a client in the workshop I know Patrick would fancy, and it makes me smile in a way I have to hide.

    Tonight I’m going over to Lisa’s place. She insisted that I stay at hers at least one night.

    I’m struck again and again by how fortunate I am, how blessed I am to have this work that I love, and to be surrounded by great people who listen to me like I’m this certain person — who happens to be exactly the man I’d dream of being.

    Right. Must focus on the clients.

    ~

    Now it’s Tuesday morning and I’m back in the office. I’ve not been able to send or receive e-mail; I haven’t had access to the ‘net, so I figured I’d just tack this entry onto the other one.

    Last night after work, I went to Lisa’s place. Both of us were knackered, her from driving out to Saint Catherine’s to her theatre gig, and me from getting up for work and doing social things at night. So she made us a very nice supper, with basic food to offset the restaurant food she imagined I must be full of (though, truth be told, I’ve actually been having very good restaurant food, and the caterers at work are very good now — not like our previous one who hadn’t quite mastered the Western palate, and liked to make dishes like spaghetti with tomato mint sauce, and poisoned some of the staff and clients on a few occasions — oopsie!). We had a spinach salad with cooked onion, mushroom, and peppers, then a rice, chick pea, curry, and black olive dish that was really tasty.

    We talked endlessly to each other, catching up (in a way you can’t in a group), and sounding out each others’ advice on our various issues. On the surface she’s this playful pixie, but inside she’s an old monk. She’s done a lot of work on herself, and as a result has her feet planted firmly on the ground. It’s not that things don’t come up: she’s an emotional person, and very sensitive. But now she owns it, and knows very well how to be her. I have endless patience for someone who has ups and downs but also takes responsibility for them all. Then it’s possible to be as crazy as you want, but make it okay for others, and have compassion for yourself, too. I like that.

    After setting the world to rights, we plopped ourselves on her couch and didn’t move until bedtime. Well, except for when Lisa got up to make popcorn (further endearing her to me). We watched the Gemini Awards, a showcase of what’s going on in Canadian television. I can’t articulate what it is, but there’s a specific ethos to the things produced here, and that show was a great example of it.

    After the Geminis, we watched “The National,” the CBC’s nightly news show. Again, it was such a different take than, say, US news, and different even from the BBC’s news.

    Workshop’s starting. Must go.


    Slumming in *$s
    Saturday, December 11, 2004 , 11:09 PM

    I’m sitting in the Starbucks on Church Street in Toronto. This is a conflict for two reasons: first because it’s That Big Coffee Chain, and second because I’m surrounded by gay people *really* doing the “gay” thing. But I’m here for nostalgia’s sake. I wrote big chunks of my first and second books here.

    On the wall are several plastic mannequin chests, alternating between male and female, painted in black, white, silver, and rainbow stripes. This is gay art. Gay art deserves to fail and disappear.

    Last night after work, I had a nap so profound it was like sinking into the black depths of Lake Ontario. I desperately needed it, and it was delicious. I was awakened by Mark, then Eric, jumping on the bed like dobermans to tell me it was time to get up.

    The boys and I (meaning Cosgrove, Eric, and Heipel) went for supper in the gay ghetto, then went for drinks. Again, it was nice to visit Woody’s for nostalgic reasons, but I had no interest whatsoever in doing the scene thing. Tiredness and busy-ness have supplanted my libido, and someone from the past has resurfaced in my Edinburgh life; even the possibility of someone specific displaces thoughts of anyone else. This fella is bad news, or has been, but there’s something there. I’m willing to step into the “maybe”, knowing that I’m old and wise enough to handle whatever occurs.

    Ha! My best mate just walked in. Of course! This community is huge, but very small.


    Anyone want to marry me?
    Friday, December 10, 2004 , 11:55 PM

    The Supreme Court of Canada has ruled that same-sex marriages are protected by the constitution. Civilisation is here. Okay, the issue of finding someone to marry remains unchanged, but what an important step! Canada is looking very good these days, particularly while standing next to its deranged brother, the embarrassment in the human family. This is being reflected in the strength of the Canadian dollar, at a high not reached for decades. Unfortunately, this is actually hurtingbusinesses, like Toronto’s film production industry.

    ~

    I’m up early again. Yesterday, I compensated by eating every sweet thing available in the workshop room — muffins, butter tarts, fruit juice, and even some bubbly black sugar-water. In the afternoon, I literally got dizzy.

    Happily, I’m getting a lot out of being in the workshops. It’s one thing to write about these Strategic Coach ideas on a theoretical level, but it’s something completely other to speak with people whose business and personal lives are transformed by the work we do. This was a good plan, my coming here to recharge my work batteries every six months.

    ~

    Last night I zombied my way home on the TTC, ate some leftover pizza, then went with Mark to the Hargrave, a pub on the Danforth, to meet our friend Bert. It was strange to be in the Canadian cognate of a British pub, but seeing Bert was a joy. He’s the editor of Toronto’s eye magazine, and one of the most challenging minds I’ve encountered. His public persona is as something of a thorn in the side of sexual conservatism. He likes to shock, though his purpose and social function in doing so is to remind people to think fresh thoughts all the time, not to rest on received or unquestioned attitudes. Underneath that persona, though, is someone who’s actually sweet and caring. But that cat is tied very firmly into a bag of superior reason. He lets it out around me though, and I’m grateful.

    Then there’s Mark. How do you describe someone you’ve known for a decade, someone who shares the other half of your brain? He and I sat across from Bert in the booth at the pub, both a bit quicker than your average schlub, but running to keep up with Bert’s allusions to this book we’d not read, or that line of thinking. (He’d just sent out a memo that day to the staffers at eye, correcting them for using the logical premise “begging the question” incorrectly. It doesn’t, he pointed out, mean making you ask a question, but rather posing a question that contains a predetermined answer. cf: the all-girl punk song Cosgrove laughed out loud at just before bed called “Michael Jackson”, which contained the words “Show me on the doll where the bad man touched you”. I would say that this is an example of “begging the question” — as well as leading the witness.)

    Still, Cosgrove could take any thought balloon that landed on the table, get it completely, then inhale its contents and say something new in a funny voice. I love him (but not that way).

    Eric, his partner, is quieter, but he has his moments of brilliance, too. Witness his comic classic put-down “You scratch through the surface, and — Oh look! More surface.” (My corollary, only possible because of his original, is “All bottle, no message”.)

    Right. Workshop time.

    P.S. Yay! My invoices have been filled (turns out one fell between the cracks). Life is easier with money, and even moreso whilst travelling.


    Skint
    , 4:48 AM

    I’m in the cafe again. It’s 7:52AM, and I was up at 6. I’m enjoying being here, but I’m glad I’ll have a good stretch of time at my folks’ after this, where I can have a lie-in every day if I like.

    Okay, quick recap:

    Lisa had a little Xmas party Tuesday. The guests were mostly from her acting and catering worlds, people I’ve known for years and usually only see at her parties. These folk are so funny and quick. They also make me feel like a comic genius, too.

    I’m not so big on going out clubbing. I don’t show up very well there. But situations in which everyone’s joking back and forth, but also feels the freedom to jump right into their deepest philosophical thoughts or dilemmas in life — I love it. And this was that. Lisa seems to draw people like that to her, as, I suppose, do I. It’s just one of the many things I appreciate about her.

    I called Cosgrove from her place at midnight because I realised I didn’t have a house-key for his and Eric’s place. Of course, he was asleep. I’m being an accidental arse, just because it’s awkward trying to balance all these important relationships (though this trip is coming together much more spontaneously and naturally than the last). It’s also happening because I’m utterly, utterly broke. I say this without having checked my bank account today. I’m waiting for an invoice from the Coach to go through, a fairly hefty one, but the timing’s a bit off, so the whole time I’ve been here I’ve been running on empty. The credit card has helped, but I hate using it. I do appreciate, though, how lucky I am that this is a temporary situation for me.

    Strangely, I’ve also been getting stuff for free. Yes, others have been picking up the tab (which I always feel bad about), but it’s happened in other ways, too. Yesterday I worked with my editor Cath at her place, and we had lunch with her cool friend Perry at a restaurant called Fresh. They have great food and fresh juices, and I figured I’d put the bill on plastic. But the bok choy in Cath’s dish was full of mud. It wasn’t just unwashed, it was muddy. When she pointed this out to the waitress, they comped our whole meal. Sweet! Shame Cath had to eat mud, but hey, whatever. I must remember that: bring a bag of dirt to restaurants. I think that’ll work out much better than my cockroach solution, which can go all wrong so easily.

    I also accidentally “fare-scoffed” on the TTC today (the Toronto Transit Commission). The ticket-seller in the booth kept talking to me about the previous customer in a thick accent, and he had one constantly-blinking eye. It was distracting enough that I walked through the turnstile with all of my tickets in hand, including the one I should have put in the box.

    Last night, I met Mark and Eric at one of the remote spaceport ends of the TTC, and we drove to our friend Robert’s restaurant in Milton. We sat in a cozy back room and had an amazing meal. He’s such a gracious, wonderful man. I won’t have a chance to talk to him one-on-one, which is a different dynamic, but it was still nice to reconnect with him.

    Right. Time to go to the workshop room.


    From the Coach Cafe
    Wednesday, December 08, 2004 , 6:20 AM

    Soft jazz is playing overhead. I’m sipping an herbal tea. Around me are prints of old French adverts from the turn of the last century, along with ferns doing calisthenics, small round tables, and soft lighting.

    No, I’m not in Starbucks. I’m in the cafe at The Strategic Coach, the company in Toronto for whom I write freelance.

    …Okay, now I’m in the workshop room. The Coach conducts workshops for successful entrepreneurs. It’s fun to be here, because I get this outsized gushing burst of love from the team. There’s so much mutual respect here, and a real sense of fun behind what we’re doing. It works, what we do, and we’re very successful for it, and that feels good to be a part of. I’ve also benefitted a lot from it, personally. So it’s all good. I’m aware that I’ve floated up into a stratum of thin air where I experience the company at its most theoretical level, and that in practice there are probably some gaps where bureaucracy slips in. But I have the good fortune of being able to exist blissfully unaware of them.

    Workshop’s starting. Must go.

    The window to my left looks out on a parking lot, which is full of…

    Snow.

    Damnable snow.

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    (Break in the workshop.)

    Things are pretty non-stop when I visit here. I’m working full-time, but I’ve also got a lot of people to visit. I’ve taken it easy this trip and not booked time with people; I’m just taking it as it comes. It’s more spontaneous, and I don’t feel so stressed out as last time. The flipside, though, is that there are a lot of people I’ll miss this time. I’ve given myself permission to do that, though, ’cause I’m going to be back and forth here every six months now.

    What have I been up to so far? Here’s a quick recap:

    Saturday:
    Spent twelve hours taking a seven-hour flight. Airlines are the nonpareil of corporate timewasting. I used to love flying, but now it’s a necessary evil, all the sitting around, all the lineups and discomforts. I like travel, though, so this is the price.

    I broke a personal rule and spoke to the passenger next to me on the plane. She was trying to take a pill, and, having ordered the vegetarian meal, I’d already been served and had a spare cup of water (in one of those ‘designed to burb its contents on you’ foil-topped plastic cups). I had a big bottle of water, so I offered my cup to her. That started a conversation, and by the time we’d both taken our suitcases from the carousel, we were buddies.

    Cosgrove, Eric, and Heipel fetched me from the airport, and I went back to chez Cosgrove-Yung, where we talked for a bit and I soon crashed.

    Sunday:
    We went to the Pacific Mall, a shopping centre on the fringes of Toronto that’s been torn from Hong Kong and dropped there. You can find technological gadgets there that just plain don’t exist in the West. I did some shopping there for my family, as most of us have slid down the slope into the pool of geekness.

    The buds and I shopped hard. I dropped a bunch of cash, but I got things there for a fraction of their UK price. We had lunch at a dim sum restaurant called The Graceful Vegetarian (as opposed to The Raging, Venegeful Vegetarian). And later we drank bubble tea. Okay, I didn’t. I had a coconut milkshake, ’cause I don’t want to suck black tapioca beads through a straw.

    Sunday night I went with Mark and Eric to my ex’s place. Of course, being an art director for commercials, or rather being a person with impeccable taste and style who’s chosen that career as a form of self-expression, Jordan’shome is a beautiful, welcoming space. Actually, the only thing wrong with it is that leaves you feeling like your home is inferior. (Especially in my case, as I’ve no talent for DIY or space design, so my granny flat is pretty much exactly as I found it: dumpy.)

    It was kind of a Hannukah party, but Jord said it was really for me, which was sweet. There was a big crowd there, with lots of faces I’d not seen in years, since we’d been together.

    I had to leave fairly early with the boys, as we all had to get up early. I was committed to being fresh and present for Monday, and I was grateful yesterday when I got up in the dark and took the subway to the office. But I still have such powerful feelings for Jordan. He’s so cute, and so talented and capable. We’ve resolved the question of our being together, but I will always, always love and admire him.

    Monday:
    Dan, the co-owner (with his wife) of The Strategic Coach, arrived in his limousine, and we immediately fell into deep conversation. A lot of his ideas are a real challenge, coming from such a different place and sounding so contradictory to my own. But their foundation is visionary and humanistic. But he challenges some of our usual concepts, like “equality” — a word he hates. “People aren’t equal,” he said in the workshop yesterday. “They’re all different.” At The Coach, we have this notion of “Unique Ability” (fairly self-explanatory), and that’s what we’re always getting the entrepreneurs to focus on, both in themselves and others. Dan’s commitment to freeing people to live unmanipulated lives based on their Unique Ability is really inspiring. I also enjoy having real conversations with him, rather than just carefully relating to “my boss”, and I know he appreciates this difference. We have a nice working relationship, and something of a friendship, which I value.

    Of course, I also got to see my friends here in the company, people I love and admire. I’m very fortunate to be surrounded by lots of people with these qualities. It was great to see Margaux, who’d visited me in Edinburgh, Ross, Julia, and Gaynor, whom I’d travelled through Paris with, and of course my editor Cath, who’s become such a valued friend as well as an essential part of my career here. My gift, I’ve learned, is in expressing — ideas, moments, things. Cath, though, gives me the whatI describe for the company. We’re a great team together.

    After the workshop, I went shopping. I feel nauseous about how much I’ve used my credit card lately (since I’ve been waiting on an invoice being filled; I’m here travelling but I’m skint — it’s a bit awkward). But I finished my Xmas shopping, and I got some trousers, ’cause my clothes were all shabby — fine when I work at home, not so fine when I’m sitting across from a millionaire entrepreneur trying to talk to them as an equal. I’m grateful that I’ve grown from being a kinda funny-looking, awkward child into someone who people seem to respond well to. I like plain clothes that present me well; I don’t care about labels. Unfortunately, this led me to that store, where I got some very nice trousers on sale, and I know they’re going to last me for years. The mental picture of Indonesian children locked in a dark warehouse, sewing their fingers into the table makes me feel just a little guilty.

    I should be focused on the workshop. Must go.


    The long hols.
    Friday, December 03, 2004 , 1:02 PM

    This is my fridge as it looked yesterday. Now there’snothing in it. It’s that time again: I’m off to Canada for the rest of the month, back just in time for Hogmanay.

    Apologies for keeping my thoughts in my head lately instead of sharing them here. If you want a glimpse of what it’s like to be inside my head, go see I [Heart] Huckabees. A lot of critics are hating it, but my new friend Geoff and I went to see it the other night, and laughed throughout the whole movie. It was the same kind of “laughter of recognition” that all those pathetic women let out at the Bridget Jones movie, except intead of angst over boys or being fat, the concern here is with ontology, hermeneutics, existentialism, or any of those other ideas we drive ourselves nuts with in our quest to “get it”.

    ~

    When I self-published doubleZero back in 1999, I found myself thrust into the indie publishing community in Toronto, a vibrant little world of photocopied and stapled ‘zines, hand-made chapbooks, and comics. Most people hadn’t considered trying to appeal to mainstream publishers, or had already gone that route and were frustrated by the focus on bureaucracy rather than creativity. A lot of the work was scruffy and self-indulgent, but there were some real gems in there, too, full of clever insights into everyday life as a postmodern that the mainstream media tend to miss.

    The highlight for me was attending Canzine and speaking on a panel there. I loved how everything was about what it was about, rather than presenting one thing (e.g. art) and being about another (e.g. money).

    In that self-same spirit, I’ve got together with some writers and photographers here in Edinburgh, and we’re working on a ‘zine called Dunderheid! The first issue will be out early next year. We’re taking it really gently, using it as a good excuse to create work, rather than stressing ourselves with deadlines.

    It really is time, though, to keep putting work out on the market, like Robert Heinlein says in his Five Rules for Writers. And, hey, you can’t argue with the man who’s said to have made a bet in a bar with L. Ron Hubbard that resulted in the creation of Scientology.

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  • November 2004

    Busy Hamster
    Tuesday, November 23, 2004 , 7:16 PM

    I took a breather between social outings on Sunday to go to a pub and write another short story — this time the correct length for the competition I had in mind. I won’t post it here, ’cause one of the conditions of the contest is that the piece be unpublished.

    Okay, it is posted to my website, but I figure it doesn’t count if I don’t publish the address. Of course, if you’re really clever, you could probably find it if only you could figure out my naming convention for the site (namely that story filenames begin with “stry_” followed by the story name, and this story is named “The Half-Dead House”, and that I wouldn’t include the word “The”, a hyphen, or spaces in a filename).

    I did also post my longer first story, though, which you’re welcome to read. It’s called “Spirits”.

    Also, shortly after my mum sent me her sequel to the “Mixers” stories, my friend Paul pitched in his version of events. Hey, I thought I was supposed to be enteringwriting contests, not holding them!


    Done like dinner.
    Saturday, November 20, 2004 , 10:35 PM

    My throat barely hurt at all this morning, and I felt full of energy, so after my requisite two-hour chat with my folks this fine Saturday morning, I went out with my writing gear to find a place to work. That was a bit of a challenge, because the high street is teeming with Christmas shoppers. I found a place, though, sat down with my notes, and made up the missing pieces of the story I wanted to write.

    It was as easy as letting dogs out into the yard. Unfortunately, though, there’s a maximum word count of 750 words for the contest I wanted to submit this to. The story I ended up writing was 2328 words. Oops. So I let three times as many dogs out as I should have. I can’t make this story shorter without injuring it, so I’ll just have to write something else. I’ve already got something in mind.

    This is why I don’t understand how people can say it took them ten years to write a book. An average novel is 100,000 words. So a person just needs 50 days like the one I just had, and there’s your book done.

    I took myself out for supper and did my edits while I ate… Or rather, OVERate. And now I’m sitting in bed surrounded by notes and scraps of paper and books, with all kinds of extra time on my hands. Ahh, this is my favourite kind of Saturday.

    Last night, I had a nice, easy evening talking to a new friend named Geoff, then Patrick joined us and we moved to The Waverley, where we watched Liz be busy and efficient, and Philip showed up, too. I left early, ’cause my throat was getting sore from the smoke and having to talk loudly, but still, being *almost* better felt SO good. Today is even more of a treat.

    Last night I had a perfect moment, sitting with a shot of (medicinal) whisky, leaning with my chin on my hand, my mates chatting around me, in this old pub that’s covered in a thousand yellowed posters from decades of Fringe festivals, along with lanterns, two small crocodiles, a dozen metal contraptions of various utility, a few musical instruments, and a small postcard of the Queen and her consort looking surprisingly casual on the till.

    I stole the moment for my story, and I nicked a detail from my friend Niall’s life, and cast Liz in it, too (just a walk on; she does speak, though — thank God she’s not Equity). It’s not like me to do that, to use threads of reality quite like that. Usually my work is, well, Tennessee Williams put it best:

    “My work is emotionally autobiographical. It has no relationship to the actual events of my life, but it reflects the emotional currents of my life.”

    I always find it a bit insulting when people say, “So where did you get that from?” as if I couldn’t have justmade it up, which is kinda my job. With these short stories, though, there isn’t the time to grow these details from scratch, so I found myself just nicking things from the window-boxes of others’ lives instead. Novels are so much easier to write.

    I will post the story here, but not tonight. I’m working on my Pocket PC, ’cause if I turn on the PC (which I’d really have to do to add a new page to my site and update the navigation), it’ll suck away the rest of my evening.

    It was great to have all my gear working and be able to work away from the house. Being healthy again was fun, too.

    Okay, time to tackle some of this other stuff, and to do some outlining for the other story that I have to write. Seven hundred and fifty words isn’t much space to make something happen in. “He left the house, he had a meal, he went home” is about the scope of it. In two thousand words, you can also visit some friends, go to the zoo, and think about what’s happened, too.


    *gulp*
    Tuesday, November 16, 2004 , 9:47 PM

    I’m sipping tea. Not real tea, of course. I hate the stuff. This is green tea with lemon or somesuch. I’ve already done the old trick of putting my head over a pot of steaming water, only I added a few drops of thyme oil to the water. That’s what Verna says to do; she’s the favourite alternative health practicioner for the people atwork. I’ve also been gargling with salt water.

    As you might have guessed, I’m sick.

    My uvula is a swollen, sore earthworm that gets pulled down my throat every time I swallow.

    Sickness is boring. I have short stories to write! I’ve got about four different ideas banging around my head like tricycles in an attic, but my body aches, and I don’t have the energy or concentration for a writing session. I have been able to do some outlining, though.

    (*sips tea*)

    I just called my mother. I saw she was online on this new program called Skype that we’ve been using to do VOIP or internet telephony. Talking is free now, so suddenly we’re having more conversations. I love the connection this gives me to my family. Technology can be a good thing. (It can also be a distraction that nibbles at one’s soul like sugar cookies, but that’s another matter.)

    Mom said I get sick because “all you eat is parsley sandwiches”. That made me laugh out loud — inflicting pain on her, because her old iMac doesn’t handle sound very nicely.

    I’ll “awa’ to ma kip early the nicht”. It was so nice to hear my mammy’s consoling voice: there’s nothing like being called “Snookums” by her. (And only her, mind!)

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    I took out my “industrial” this afternoon. It’s a piercing I had, a bar going across the top of my left ear. I had it done last summer when I was in Toronto. I kept thinking about being in the workshops at work next month, and visiting with my relatives the Sadlers before I go back. Having a needle shoved through your ear is a pretty strong statement. Every time I thought about it, asking myself why I had it, the answer was “No reason.” My body’s still rejecting it in icky ways, with lumpy scars and strange wetness, and the statement it makes is an empty one. That’s not the outward show I want to put on. So I took it out.

    The different piercings I’ve had in that ear each followed some painful incident in my life. I guess it’s like sailors getting an earring when they cross the Cape of Good Hope (or so I’ve heard): a symbol of endurance. Rather than make such a commemoration, I think I’d rather walk forward into the future pain-free.

    ~

    I just got an e-mail from a friend with the subject line “Nina”. This has happened to me a couple of times lately, people writing to me with nothing but someone else’s name in the subject line. I immediately assume that person is dead.

    Nina wasn’t dead.

    If you write e-mails, don’t do this.


    P.P.S.
    Tuesday, November 09, 2004 , 11:14 AM

    One of my best mates from Toronto, Steve Heipel, has just been published in Quills Canadian Poetry Magazine.

    His poem is called “Raspberries in Kelly’s Garden”, and appears on page 308.

    Heip’s been whingeing forever about how he’d never be published, but to his credit, he still took action like someone who might be. So now he’s proven himself gloriously wrong, and has to shut up and accept that just maybe he’s talented.

    (Not that publication is the final arbiter of who’s talented or not, but having other people think you are and be willing to put money behind your work does saysomething.)


    Salut!
    , 10:46 AM

    “Hello. How are you? I am fine. I’m sorry I haven’t written in a long time.”

    That’s a quote from pretty much every letter I wrote as a child to my Great Aunt Jen, who lived by herself in a flat in Glasgow, enjoyed the odd tipple, and liked to watch snooker on the telly.

    I’ve been enjoying some nice quiet time, in-between fireworks with friends (Liz captured that event, saving me the effort), and catching up with some other mates. MyPocket PC has been in at the repair centre, which is a major knock to my lifestyle. It means I have to work from home, stuck in front of the PC while the broadband delivers every kind of distraction under the sun. I did manage to turn the computer off, though, and enjoy some quiet evenings with lots of time for reflection, making notes, working on some things I’ve been thinking about… and cooking. Lots of cooking. It’s not something I associate with myself, but I actually quite enjoy it. The simplicity of chopping vegetables is very calming, meditative.

    I even baked a cake. A year ago, my brother sent me a birthday cake in the mail as a joke: a cake mix, candles, and a little tub of icing. The icing is gone — I dipped into it a while back on impulse, and had to throw it out when I left town for a few weeks (though I doubt there was anything real in it to go bad). But I still had the cake mix in my cupboard. I never have eggs in the flat, so I couldn’t add the last ingredient the cake needed. So finally this weekend I bought eggs and…

    My oven is crap. It’s a little tin box with a tiny blue flame at the back (which I have to light manually, sticking my head in like Sylvia Plath). It doesn’t heat things properly, as anyone I’ve tried to bake for can attest to. So instead of half an hour, I left the cake in for an hour. Even then, one of the two loaves was still like chocolate pudding inside, but the outsides were splitting open like little models of the Grand Canyon, so I took them out and put them on the counter overnight. And yesterday, I ate cake! With vanilla ice cream and maple syrup — as if it wasn’t sweet enough.

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