Birthday Card

Photo 20 Jun 2013 09_43 AM
Photo 20 Jun 2013 09_41 AM

It makes absolutely no sense putting this much effort into a birthday card for a three-year-old whose very touch would instantly destroy it.

I wanted to do something, though, and making a stuffed toy didn’t work out at all: First, I started cutting out the pattern, then realised that there was another pattern on the back. Oh, okay, so I should photocopy it? But the pattern paper was bigger than my printer/scanner’s bed by about four times.

Right, so I used my lightbox to trace out the pattern, struggling to ignore the lines coming through from the reverse side. Then I cut out the zillion pieces of fabric… and discovered the many of the shapes were half as wide as they should be. The pattern pieces had a little box with arrows that — I guess — means “This shape times two, mirrored”. Or something. The book had absolutely no explanation for how to use the included patterns.

So I decided to go back to paper. I know paper. A card is pointless, but Craig already bought her a dress.

I don’t know have a clue how to relate to very young kids. I’m looking forward to my friends’ kids and my niece being older. “Oh good, you’re here, we can talk, I can draw stuff for you, we can make up parameters for games, and you can stay with me? Great, let’s play!”