I am unreasonably happy about this pencil sharpener I bought at The Bookmark yesterday. It gives you five different lengths/angles you can sharpen at, from short & stubby (good for coloured pencils) to long and thin (for sketching pencils).
I think I’m as excited about this $8 sharpener as some guys would be about a Lamborghini. Except you can’t make anything with a Lambo.